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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-09-09 11:40:34 Reply

Alas I knew the best story thread on the whole fucking BBS is now dead.

Elemtell go fucking suffocate in shit.


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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-09-09 11:44:15 Reply

Strange story you have going

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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-09-09 11:55:58 Reply

funny story, i hope you do another one!


The Lack of content here, Is suprising.

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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-09-09 12:05:14 Reply

Nice story. I could do with the lack of Bel Air and say it was good.


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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-09-09 12:06:31 Reply

Why is it "fuck hospital" and not "fuckING hospital"?

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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-09-09 12:07:23 Reply

Nice ending. I expected something diffrent, but it's even better.

THIS IS STALINGRAAAAD.

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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-09-09 12:18:29 Reply

Well, that was definately the best story I've ever read on the BBS... you kept my attention better than most books have which is quite a compliment. Even though this wonderful story is over, I will keep it in my sig so others can read the wonder that is your story.

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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-09-09 20:26:06 Reply

Great job. Could have done better on madness joke. But you win! very good i dont care if its stolen or not! The bbs needs to bring back BBS stories. they are the best threads!

God wants me dead.


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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-09-09 21:09:38 Reply

Wow a six page thread that ends with a sparta joke so very epic. Now is there a thread hall of fame any where because this would probably be top five.


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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-09-10 05:48:19 Reply

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! That was worth the wait, i am so glad you finished this story dude, top job.

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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-09-10 06:32:27 Reply

i wish god wanted me dead. i have had a plank of wood broke my face right above my eye and have fallen on metal and creaked the back of my head open. he is keeping me alive for his own amusement, like a comical skit when every he wants.

me making a jackass of myself brings someone else enjoyment. but i am Christan so what can you do about? i have spent 8 years of my life learning about him i will not stop now

even thought at my age i should have life by the balls. oh well

:damn


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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-09-10 08:14:56 Reply

Well, that was fun. Good read.

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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-09-10 16:45:12 Reply

I -- love -- you . . . . .

=D

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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-09-22 02:39:29 Reply

LULZ
EPIC WIN!!!!!

God wants me dead.


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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-09-22 02:44:52 Reply

hmmmmm i thought i read something like this a few weeks ago hmmmm


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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-09-22 04:20:07 Reply

amazing, just brilliant!

a wwicked story, kept me enetertained the enitire way thourgh, why? because it kicks ass...

i have personally spent alot of my life in a hospital and ive had a few bad experiences. i have friends whod yell at me for leedng on thier seets even if i nearly died ;)

keep up teh gppd work bro

...
im thinking of the movie the 300
the phsyco-bitch cud prob hold teh persian army off for a few days herself :P


just living day by day. just trying to enjoy myself as i go on. we die eventually, so might as well enjoy it now while you still can, cause i doubt being dead is any fun.

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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-09-23 14:55:23 Reply

At 8/30/07 08:48 PM, naruto-ninja999 wrote:
THIS! IS! SPARTAAAA!
. ELEMENTLE! IS! A ASSHOLLLE!

i mean come on even if it did end that way it would still be funny...

Wait did I say that?


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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-09-23 15:16:33 Reply

Thank you for finishing it properly, this is by far the best internet story I have ever read. I don't know if you're considering to make a career out of writing, but I'm sure you could.

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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-09-23 16:28:37 Reply

dude i read the hole thing didnt look at the ending, you are awsome write a book do something this story diservs 10/10 lolololo lmao rofl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-09-23 16:43:26 Reply

Holy crap, that was awesome. First story thread to keep me entertained the whole way through.

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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-09-23 17:39:59 Reply

I loved this story. 10/10.

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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-09-23 18:09:03 Reply

DUDE! I Fucking love your story. It was epic!


Kinda legit.

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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-09-24 20:27:53 Reply

That was seriously. Just. Fucking brilliant. Good job.


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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-09-24 21:22:47 Reply

Oh my FUCKING god....
THAT WAS THE BEST STORY I'VE EVERY HEARD ANYONE SAY ABOUT ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

U KICK ASS DUDE!!!!!


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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-09-26 15:47:35 Reply

Really great story, man! Reminds me of the hospitals here with the incompetent nurses and dumb fuck doctors who don't give a rat's ass about the patients.

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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-09-29 10:44:17 Reply

was a little disappointed by the 300 joke to be honest, but it was an incredibly epic story, well done indeed!

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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-09-30 16:36:56 Reply

that story pwned.

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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-09-30 16:38:27 Reply

there is no god

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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-09-30 16:38:44 Reply

yes he does


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Response to God wants me dead. 2007-09-30 16:42:28 Reply

The story was a masterpiece, but the ending just plain sucked.

Sorry.


I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

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