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Alas I knew the best story thread on the whole fucking BBS is now dead.
Elemtell go fucking suffocate in shit.
Nice ending. I expected something diffrent, but it's even better.
THIS IS STALINGRAAAAD.
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Well, that was definately the best story I've ever read on the BBS... you kept my attention better than most books have which is quite a compliment. Even though this wonderful story is over, I will keep it in my sig so others can read the wonder that is your story.
Great job. Could have done better on madness joke. But you win! very good i dont care if its stolen or not! The bbs needs to bring back BBS stories. they are the best threads!
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i wish god wanted me dead. i have had a plank of wood broke my face right above my eye and have fallen on metal and creaked the back of my head open. he is keeping me alive for his own amusement, like a comical skit when every he wants.
me making a jackass of myself brings someone else enjoyment. but i am Christan so what can you do about? i have spent 8 years of my life learning about him i will not stop now
even thought at my age i should have life by the balls. oh well
i am not egocentric......i just self centered
me roar moar money!!!!
amazing, just brilliant!
a wwicked story, kept me enetertained the enitire way thourgh, why? because it kicks ass...
i have personally spent alot of my life in a hospital and ive had a few bad experiences. i have friends whod yell at me for leedng on thier seets even if i nearly died ;)
keep up teh gppd work bro
im thinking of the movie the 300
the phsyco-bitch cud prob hold teh persian army off for a few days herself :P
just living day by day. just trying to enjoy myself as i go on. we die eventually, so might as well enjoy it now while you still can, cause i doubt being dead is any fun.
At 8/30/07 08:48 PM, naruto-ninja999 wrote:THIS! IS! SPARTAAAA!. ELEMENTLE! IS! A ASSHOLLLE!
i mean come on even if it did end that way it would still be funny...
Wait did I say that?
Those who come here with hate (and if your a douchebag) leave now, for hatred will only betray you.
Thank you for finishing it properly, this is by far the best internet story I have ever read. I don't know if you're considering to make a career out of writing, but I'm sure you could.
dude i read the hole thing didnt look at the ending, you are awsome write a book do something this story diservs 10/10 lolololo lmao rofl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh my FUCKING god....
THAT WAS THE BEST STORY I'VE EVERY HEARD ANYONE SAY ABOUT ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
U KICK ASS DUDE!!!!!
Really great story, man! Reminds me of the hospitals here with the incompetent nurses and dumb fuck doctors who don't give a rat's ass about the patients.
The story was a masterpiece, but the ending just plain sucked.
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.