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Response to God wants me dead. Aug. 26th, 2007 @ 02:26 PM Reply

God seems to be rather displeased with me as well, considering that I've been having pains too. Maybe it's because of all the Richard Dawkins videos I watched on YouTube... although that doesn't explain why Professor Dawkins himself seems to have quite a satisfying and fulfilled life.

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Response to God wants me dead. Aug. 26th, 2007 @ 02:38 PM Reply

At 8/26/07 02:13 PM, elementell wrote: A ruined ending.

I bet you feel good about yourself now that you've taken some form of killing time away from people you've never met.


Hmm. I see.

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Response to God wants me dead. Aug. 26th, 2007 @ 03:12 PM Reply

At 8/26/07 02:13 PM, elementell wrote: this is the ending

You unbelievable fuck. You ruined it, that story is fucking amazing. No matter what the ending is. And now you ruined it, ruined my time. Ruined my fun.

Go die.

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Response to God wants me dead. Aug. 26th, 2007 @ 03:59 PM Reply

At 8/26/07 03:12 PM, Abomination wrote:
At 8/26/07 02:13 PM, elementell wrote: this is the ending
You unbelievable fuck. You ruined it, that story is fucking amazing. No matter what the ending is. And now you ruined it, ruined my time. Ruined my fun.

Go die.

pen0rs in a bag


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Response to God wants me dead. Aug. 30th, 2007 @ 07:36 AM Reply

... oooooookkkkaaaayyyyyyyyy...wierd


inb4 shitstorm

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Response to God wants me dead. Aug. 30th, 2007 @ 08:16 AM Reply

At 8/26/07 02:13 PM, elementell wrote:

I. Hate. j00. You ruined the best BBS story of all time you little fuck stick. I'm not happy, and shit's about to hit the fan. Big time.

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Response to God wants me dead. Aug. 30th, 2007 @ 08:18 AM Reply

Bookmarked so fucking hard. And fuck the little prick who posted the ending.

even though i didn't read it.
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Response to God wants me dead. Aug. 30th, 2007 @ 09:08 AM Reply

Oh my fucking god that was bloody brilliant... The Japanese School Girl thread was like a 9/10 but this is better... I can't believe I'm doing this but... You get a 10/10. I love your wording SOOO much! It is truly hilarious! It is sad how some cunts linked the actual forum, it sure did ruin it for a lot of people but I have remained true and honorable, I have not faltered and read that site. I remain here. I remain faithful.

This usually never happens, and probably will never happen again but...

You get FluffyBunyMan's patented thumbs up!

God wants me dead.

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Response to God wants me dead. Aug. 30th, 2007 @ 09:09 AM Reply

At 8/30/07 09:08 AM, FluffyBunnyMan wrote: You get FluffyBunyMan's patented thumbs up!

LOL
I used that thumb in an animation project in school last year. :P
It failed.
...
Miserably.

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Response to God wants me dead. Aug. 30th, 2007 @ 09:47 AM Reply

I stoped after VH day IT WAS A GREAT STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Down on the corner, out here in the street. Willy and the Poor Boys are playin'. Bring ya nickels tap ya feet.

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Response to God wants me dead. Aug. 30th, 2007 @ 09:49 AM Reply

At 8/26/07 02:12 PM, elementell wrote: this is going to be a sparta ending, it doesent even comply the rest of the story, all it sais is THIS IS SPARTAAAAA

its fucking retarded, you should all just stop reading this and read a good book or something

ASSHOLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEE!


Down on the corner, out here in the street. Willy and the Poor Boys are playin'. Bring ya nickels tap ya feet.

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Response to God wants me dead. Aug. 30th, 2007 @ 11:03 AM Reply

fuck whoever ruined it, best story eveer


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Response to God wants me dead. Aug. 30th, 2007 @ 08:32 PM Reply

At 8/26/07 02:20 PM, HOLY-FUCKING-SHIT wrote:
At 8/26/07 02:13 PM, elementell wrote: this is the ending
Hey thanks, asshole :D.

your absolutley welcome :D

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Response to God wants me dead. Aug. 30th, 2007 @ 08:48 PM Reply

THIS! IS! SPARTAAAA!

. ELEMENTLE! IS! A ASSHOLLLE!

i mean come on even if it did end that way it would still be funny...


The Lack of content here, Is suprising.

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Response to God wants me dead. Aug. 30th, 2007 @ 08:54 PM Reply

Dude, this is a fucking awesome story.

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Response to God wants me dead. Aug. 30th, 2007 @ 09:00 PM Reply

nice story


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Response to God wants me dead. Aug. 30th, 2007 @ 09:24 PM Reply

At 8/26/07 02:13 PM, elementell wrote: this is the ending

Can I say TROLL???


95% of teens are addicted to Myspace, if you are part of the 5% who have a life, paste this into your sig.
WADE CHANGE MY NAME TO AXIUS PLZ! Dekuboy made mah siggy!

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Response to God wants me dead. Aug. 30th, 2007 @ 10:30 PM Reply

dude keep writing, i didnt read the end! this is the best story i have ever read on newgrounds! and elementell, go fuck off you prick.


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Response to God wants me dead. Aug. 30th, 2007 @ 10:36 PM Reply

At 8/25/07 01:44 PM, HOLY-FUCKING-SHIT wrote: I pissed him off. Pissed him off good. I don't know what sent him over the edge. Maybe it was my off-color, sacreligious sense of humour. Whatever it was, one thing is clear - the great skyfairy wants hardcore vengeance, and he wants it now.

I can see why, but I don't think that God is that mean. I think its food poisoning, or intestinal cramps. Oh, and "skyfairy" doesn't help. ^^ ...but its funny.


"We are the messengers of the Lord. His will be done. Despair heathens, heretics and the unfaithful. We are the sword that will sweep you from the Lords land. AMEN!"

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Response to God wants me dead. Aug. 31st, 2007 @ 12:02 AM Reply

Ouch. But i can see why... "Skyfairy" dont think you'll get off lightly for that. ...Oh, and sorry. So sorry.

HAHAHAHAHahaha.... sorry, im laughing to your pain. Oh man, I'm so sorry for you. So Sorry.


"We are the messengers of the Lord. His will be done. Despair heathens, heretics and the unfaithful. We are the sword that will sweep you from the Lords land. AMEN!"

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Response to God wants me dead. Aug. 31st, 2007 @ 12:27 AM Reply

If anyones wondering about the similarities between AnAndersonsAngel and I, He's my friend.
...CLARIFICATION!


"We are the messengers of the Lord. His will be done. Despair heathens, heretics and the unfaithful. We are the sword that will sweep you from the Lords land. AMEN!"

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Response to God wants me dead. Aug. 31st, 2007 @ 12:55 AM Reply

At 8/31/07 12:27 AM, FatherAnderson wrote: If anyones wondering about the similarities between AnAndersonsAngel and I, He's my friend.
...CLARIFICATION!

Riiight

Anyways, I didn't read the ending so please keep posting H-F-S

PLEASE!


Who is John Galt?
astounding discovery!

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Response to God wants me dead. Aug. 31st, 2007 @ 12:59 AM Reply

Elementell, seriously, go die in a fire. You totally ruined it for everyone just because you didn't like the ending. And when you posted the ending, you censored the swear words, which only made it worse, you little prick. Think about everyone else next time.

On my bad list.

You conniving, randy, bogus-Oriental old queen! Your record sleeves are better than your songs!

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Response to God wants me dead. Aug. 31st, 2007 @ 01:02 AM Reply

idk about you but i have scoliosis and im getting surgery in 3 weeks and i got a broken foot and asthma take that =O


V: It means that I, like God, do not play with dice and I don't believe in coincidences.Raped

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Response to God wants me dead. Aug. 31st, 2007 @ 01:40 AM Reply

I couldn't care less that he spoiled it. I just didn't read it. Its not hard. So is there something between that post and the ending that was spoiled? I'd like to know. otherwise I'll just read the ending.


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Response to God wants me dead. Aug. 31st, 2007 @ 04:53 PM Reply

C'mon, PLEASE finish the story! I didn't read the ending!

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Response to God wants me dead. Aug. 31st, 2007 @ 11:53 PM Reply

At 8/31/07 04:53 PM, AlexMoosh wrote: C'mon, PLEASE finish the story! I didn't read the ending!

come-on mr, FUCKING-SHIT, we need to read the rest of this!


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Response to God wants me dead. Sep. 1st, 2007 @ 12:29 AM Reply

At 8/31/07 11:53 PM, MonkeyV wrote:
At 8/31/07 04:53 PM, AlexMoosh wrote: C'mon, PLEASE finish the story! I didn't read the ending!
come-on mr, FUCKING-SHIT, we need to read the rest of this!

i think he's dead form shitting in the fan too much :D


Make me a sandwich, damnit.

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Response to God wants me dead. Sep. 1st, 2007 @ 12:42 AM Reply

At 9/1/07 12:29 AM, hijackreaper wrote:
At 8/31/07 11:53 PM, MonkeyV wrote:
At 8/31/07 04:53 PM, AlexMoosh wrote: C'mon, PLEASE finish the story! I didn't read the ending!
come-on mr, FUCKING-SHIT, we need to read the rest of this!
i think he's dead form shitting in the fan too much :D

no, he cant be! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

bring the story back!

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Response to God wants me dead. Sep. 1st, 2007 @ 12:43 AM Reply

or maybe he just fell in the fan and cant get out..


Make me a sandwich, damnit.

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