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Response to God wants me dead. May. 27th, 2008 @ 03:44 PM Reply

two words. epic post!

God wants me dead.


YESSSSS...

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Response to God wants me dead. May. 31st, 2008 @ 07:43 PM Reply

wow that was the most epic story ever
i give you not one but... TWO SCOOPS OF RAISENS!!!

God wants me dead.

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Response to God wants me dead. Jun. 3rd, 2008 @ 02:18 AM Reply

Epic. EPIC. FUCKING EPIC!

And I don't care what anyone else says, the ending was awesome.

God wants me dead.


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Response to God wants me dead. Jun. 3rd, 2008 @ 04:25 AM Reply

That was the best story ever. Good Job and thumbs up!

God wants me dead.


Cry Havoc and let Slip the Toast of War!
Why do I seem to end all of the threads I post in...
Something I cannot believe I didn't find before lock.

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Response to God wants me dead. Jun. 16th, 2008 @ 05:43 AM Reply

Wow, the almighty sureis giving good signs to kill people sometimes. HE has never come to get me because I'm too good to die

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Response to God wants me dead. Jul. 12th, 2008 @ 01:56 AM Reply

You rock. Best story EVER! Make more dude, this is insanely good.


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Response to God wants me dead. Jul. 24th, 2008 @ 06:29 AM Reply

You you YOU!....... fullfilled my lifes greatest dreams YOU sir yes YOU deserve to be a hero and FUCK YOU SEATBELTNAZI! i highly recommend you stick a dildo up ur ass you sick fuck now where was i....... oh yeah you should turn this into a book for gods sake its purely EPIC I raise my glass to you sir

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EEEEEEEEE P IIIIIIIIIIIIIII CCCCCCCCC


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Response to God wants me dead. Jul. 24th, 2008 @ 07:23 AM Reply

God thats a long story....

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Response to God wants me dead. Jul. 24th, 2008 @ 07:33 AM Reply

That sounds fucking horrible.

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Response to God wants me dead. Jul. 24th, 2008 @ 08:08 AM Reply

Oh, lookit that, another reason for me to hate elementell.

At 2/21/08 03:32 PM, fat-barry wrote: Please find someone is a good animator, find someone who is an awesome narrator and make a goddamn flash of this.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of this. :3

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Response to God wants me dead. Jul. 24th, 2008 @ 08:11 AM Reply

That sucks dude.

i lol'd

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Response to God wants me dead. Jul. 24th, 2008 @ 08:59 AM Reply

Cool story but the ending was sort of disappointing.

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Response to God wants me dead. Oct. 29th, 2008 @ 11:37 PM Reply

That...was...EPIC! Best story ever, eally know how to write. I must say the ending was less epic, but DAMN! It kept my attention better than any published story. My congrats to u man, u have made a story truly worth publishing.

Plz make a sequel!

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Response to God wants me dead. Oct. 30th, 2008 @ 12:27 AM Reply

A Flash needs to be done of this... to the detailed core, and not in half assed fashion, i call upon mindchamber and associated to replicate this mafugga into eternal, flashy glory.


.....There was a hole. *sig by LimitedMortality*

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Response to God wants me dead. Oct. 30th, 2008 @ 12:27 AM Reply

Do you need my zombie hoard to get revenge on God?

My zombie hoard is revenge itself against God. It goes against Him to have the Dead living again.
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Response to God wants me dead. Oct. 30th, 2008 @ 12:40 AM Reply

You are a master storyteller. You must promise to tell us if you ever publish a real book.

I will buy it.


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Response to God wants me dead. Nov. 30th, 2008 @ 04:36 PM Reply

Wow, just read the story, excellent. Surely the best story on newgrounds. I would like it to be longer though. So if you can...


I hate signatures, in fact I'm never going to get one - Wait.. oh god.. what have I done..

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Response to God wants me dead. Mar. 22nd, 2009 @ 09:37 AM Reply

Goddamit Now I read all this cos I couldn't stop and I didn't do my work!
Dam u and ur writing!


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Response to God wants me dead. Sep. 14th, 2009 @ 05:57 PM Reply

Bumped for great justice.

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Response to God wants me dead. Sep. 14th, 2009 @ 06:04 PM Reply

God's dosen't exist.
If he does, he is a little bitch....


Ignore my picture and contribute to the NG wiki!

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Response to God wants me dead. Jul. 10th, 2011 @ 11:50 AM Reply

I understand if this does get locked. Otherwise every epic thread will be bumped and general will never get to randomly read new epic threads. : not to mention this story is several years old.

But honestly wanted to give this topic a bump because I enjoyed it and wanted to give new users 1 last chance to read something great. If I get banned, might deserve it who knows mods decision for a necro.

But hopefully this inspires some users to make something unique like this rather than posts that others read about which is usually "bawww" threads.

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Response to God wants me dead. Jul. 10th, 2011 @ 12:56 PM Reply

That was great

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Response to God wants me dead. Jul. 10th, 2011 @ 01:28 PM Reply

Thank God this was bumped or I never would've had the glorious opportunity to read this story.

Somebody should bump "The Penis"...

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Response to God wants me dead. Jul. 13th, 2011 @ 03:57 PM Reply

that story, was FUCKING AMAZING!!!!!!