I understand if this does get locked. Otherwise every epic thread will be bumped and general will never get to randomly read new epic threads. : not to mention this story is several years old.
But honestly wanted to give this topic a bump because I enjoyed it and wanted to give new users 1 last chance to read something great. If I get banned, might deserve it who knows mods decision for a necro.
But hopefully this inspires some users to make something unique like this rather than posts that others read about which is usually "bawww" threads.