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Response to God wants me dead. 2008-04-24 03:03:25 Reply

MOST. EPIC. WIN. EVER.
needs to be a book. now.


I like Sonic in Brawl. He has pretty Final Smash.

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Response to God wants me dead. 2008-04-28 19:58:22 Reply

owned?


Pm me about anything, you cumdumpster.
Yes, I know I'm going to hell.

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Response to God wants me dead. 2008-05-06 22:29:16 Reply

Newgrounders are easily amused. Let's read the three little pigs next!

Also, hello 2007.


you talk a good one but u dont do what your supposed to do

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Response to God wants me dead. 2008-05-06 22:47:17 Reply

There is no God retard

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Response to God wants me dead. 2008-05-06 22:52:26 Reply

great story : )

:why isn't this locked?


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Response to God wants me dead. 2008-05-07 00:48:04 Reply

Great job, despite the fact that Elemtell's faggot ass had to ruin it, it was really well written and made me laugh!
Make another one please!


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Response to God wants me dead. 2008-05-07 20:45:16 Reply

Am i the only one who didn't like the end?

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Response to God wants me dead. 2008-05-08 20:41:30 Reply

At 5/7/08 08:45 PM, DemonX123 wrote: Am i the only one who didn't like the end?

Well, I can't say I LIKED it, I would have much rather it had a serious ending, because it lost alot of points there, but the thing was so awesomely written that I can't get too pissed about the fact that it was a trap.

Damnit, Ackbar, where are you when I NEED you most?


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Response to God wants me dead. 2008-05-08 20:45:09 Reply

At 4/10/08 08:54 AM, satanbrain wrote: so die..

Do you fucking read? READ the goddamn post.


The Lack of content here, Is suprising.

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Response to God wants me dead. 2008-05-26 07:41:56 Reply

lol the side comments in this story are sooooo funny XD

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Response to God wants me dead. 2008-05-26 09:40:28 Reply

awesome topic man, youre a good writer :)

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Response to God wants me dead. 2008-05-26 09:51:38 Reply

I fucking love your story.


im gay

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Response to God wants me dead. 2008-05-26 09:53:21 Reply

Year to this thread


"What seest thou else. In the dark backward and abysm of time?"

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Response to God wants me dead. 2008-05-26 10:00:25 Reply

Umm...I kinda prayed to him for this to happen so...


"My posts are serious, but the content within them is a joke" - Me

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Response to God wants me dead. 2008-05-26 10:02:04 Reply

At 5/26/08 09:53 AM, satanbrain wrote: Year to this thread

allmost a year


"What seest thou else. In the dark backward and abysm of time?"

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Response to God wants me dead. 2008-05-26 15:45:37 Reply

BEST STORY EVER. But i have to doubt that is is real...


Thank you for wasting your time reading this.

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Response to God wants me dead. 2008-05-26 15:51:07 Reply

Funny how some people still think this is a real story.


I GOT AFRO! DO YOU GOT AFRO?

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Response to God wants me dead. 2008-05-26 16:51:18 Reply

I didn't appreciate that elemental. I did not appreciate that at all. Aside from that great story


No stairway- DENIED
Operation Clambake
: Information will make you free

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Response to God wants me dead. 2008-05-26 16:53:15 Reply

good story, but god really wants a lot of people dead. i got knocked out by a COOKIE JAR once.


Bullshit indeed.

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Response to God wants me dead. 2008-05-27 13:17:12 Reply

At 8/25/07 04:01 PM, HOLY-FUCKING-SHIT wrote:

Stepping out of the shower I slip on the plastic lid of a jelly cup - the contents of which I fed to the toilet some days ago. I fall back, grab at the curtains, and land on my back. My shoulders take the brunt. My head taps the tiles lightly

damn now karma's joined in
this could get ugly


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Response to God wants me dead. 2008-05-27 13:20:07 Reply

Instead of talking to a bunch of 14 years old about how bad you life is you should go to a psychiatrist if thats the case.


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Response to God wants me dead. 2008-05-27 13:34:09 Reply

Who keeps bringing this up!? Well, I guess if I had just read it, I would bump it too.


Weak Men are Hard on Others while Strong Men are Hard on Themselves.

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Response to God wants me dead. 2008-05-27 14:16:01 Reply

God hates you

now go kill your self

Do you really have no life at all??
01000110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101

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Response to God wants me dead. 2008-05-27 14:24:56 Reply

no just no i refuse to beleive that that was the end
it can be
IT CANT BEEEE
TELL ME ITS NOT
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


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Response to God wants me dead. 2008-05-27 15:44:54 Reply

two words. epic post!

God wants me dead.


YESSSSS...

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Response to God wants me dead. 2008-05-31 19:43:25 Reply

wow that was the most epic story ever
i give you not one but... TWO SCOOPS OF RAISENS!!!

God wants me dead.

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Response to God wants me dead. 2008-06-03 02:18:04 Reply

Epic. EPIC. FUCKING EPIC!

And I don't care what anyone else says, the ending was awesome.

God wants me dead.


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Response to God wants me dead. 2008-06-03 04:25:29 Reply

That was the best story ever. Good Job and thumbs up!

God wants me dead.


Cry Havoc and let Slip the Toast of War!
Why do I seem to end all of the threads I post in...
Something I cannot believe I didn't find before lock.

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Response to God wants me dead. 2008-06-16 05:43:39 Reply

Wow, the almighty sureis giving good signs to kill people sometimes. HE has never come to get me because I'm too good to die

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Response to God wants me dead. 2008-07-12 01:56:59 Reply

You rock. Best story EVER! Make more dude, this is insanely good.


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