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Say this to piss off a cop

oh i got a ticket? ok this is what i want you to do...i want you to take that ticket...ok? i want you to take that ticket...and shove it up your ass...all up in your ass...

Are you happy? Knowing that you get paid a year less than I do a month, being a complete prick? I mean I wouldn't mind being a prick, if the pay was good, but no, you get paid shit to give people parking tickets. You tell yourself you do it because "I'm making the world better", when in fact, it's the only possible job option available to a failure at life like you. Well this or working at McDonalds, and I guess you like donughts better then cheeseburgers.

I smell bacon, I smell pork! Run little pigy! I got a fork!

Wait...if I was pulled over for a DUI, I would be all drunk and shit, and I would tell the officer to hold my beer while I get my license. That would cause many lulz to be had.

"Oink for me, bitch."

Fart Down His Throat

:prrrrrt

*Oink*Oink*Oink*

"She told me she was 18!"

At 8/24/07 12:06 AM, CruzAzul-19 wrote:

At 8/23/07 11:38 PM, SACP wrote: Haahahahh..... wait. just wait.

You're gonna have to speak up this is my favorite song.

Damn I think this is the best one.

Andrik you post whore... I think going up to a cop and slapping them in the face and yell " NO donuts for you, you're fat enough"

At 8/24/07 12:33 AM, Shawn wrote: I smell bacon, I smell grease! I smell the Macon County police!

Fixed for many lulz.

" O YEAH!? My dad is embasiter of russisa! wait till he hears what you american cops did!"

but my dad is a retired chief of police in my town. THEY DONT EAT DOUNUTS!

touch the police officers gun and your in jail 2 years. touch his arm, 1 week.

man. when my dad was chief i got to drink all the free soda i wanted at the head quarters. *its only a 5 mile long town but its good. i saw my dad arrst a guy once and give 3 guys tickets.

At 8/23/07 11:09 PM, Ytangon wrote: "BAD COP, NO DONUT!"

LOL

AAAAAAHHHH MAAAAAAN COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOONNONNNN SHELLY CMON SHELLY just cmon cmon pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase cmon shelly cmon I dont want this anymore then you do cmon just cmon.

Oi, sometimes when you knee a cop in the nuts, take their pistol and shoot them in the knee caps and then start insulting him it tends to angrify him.

Show the finger

Also say this. "If you can beat me racing somewhere, I buy you donuts piggy."

ask him if he ever used the nightstick as a dildo then ask if his gilr likes men in uniforms?

i hope you dont mind but im going to kick you in the junk

How about....how bout I give you a hand job and we forget this ever happend? wait.....nevermind you seem pretty mad, do you not like hands or something? would you like anal instead?

Aren't you that guy from reno 911?

At 8/23/07 11:13 PM, Plastic wrote: I pay your salary.

Lulz.

I was in the car when my uncle said to a police officer a couple years ago;
'You ain't gonna check the boot(trunk for you americans!) are you?'
The cop checked it and saw a dead body there it was so funny! I think he's in prison...

Speak german, angrily.

Praise him about everything and then go pedophile on him.

At 8/23/07 11:09 PM, Ytangon wrote: "BAD COP, NO DONUT!"

lol

At 8/23/07 11:13 PM, Plastic wrote: I pay your salary.

Yeah, that's the one. It pisses everyone off.

say: "Hey, I'm part black!"

The reaction will depend on where you live and on what ethnicity the cop is.

At 8/24/07 12:29 AM, Kbomb13 wrote: Say this to piss off a cop

I can imagine someone singing that to a cop while being pulled over.

me: you didint catch the burgler!? NO DONUT FOR YOU MISTER!

cop: OMFG NOT AGAIN! i quit

Yes, cause if I'm ever being questioned by the police the first thing I want to do is to piss them off.