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After I came back from work today I decided to play sum online shooter. Suddenly the doorbell rang. So I open the door and my neighbour is standing half naked before me. I ask what he wants and he asks: "Do you have an axe that I can borrow?". I was like "Ummm...no." The he said bye, turned around and left..

I'm scared now NG. What should I do??

P.S. I wont rape him and I wont do a barrell roll

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Posted at: 8/22/07 03:33 PM

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No barrel roll? You're as good as dead.

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uve got him angry now, u shud hav given him the axe, now he will probaly rape u in your sleep the sell u on the black market

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Well, he was probably half naked (with his shirt off?) because was splitting wood and broke his axe. so, he asked you for one.

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You might want to reword that o_O

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The same you should do with all annoying neighbours: rap him/her/it.

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Sounds like a man's man.

You should be proud to have him as your neighbor.

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At 8/22/07 03:38 PM, wiidude wrote: Well, he was probably half naked (with his shirt off?) because was splitting wood and broke his axe. so, he asked you for one.

nope. he doesnt need wood. he heatens his appartement with oil. Besides that I can see the whole garden whenn I look out of my window

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Hit him in the head.

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At 8/22/07 03:33 PM, Inferno42 wrote: No barrel roll? You're as good as dead.

Yeah man, what the hell are you thinking?

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Because axes are really for chopping up people instead of chopping wood.

Don't shit blood, it's only an axe. He didn't ask for a trashbag or a bottle of bleach.

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He's going to kill you.

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P.S. I wont rape him and I wont do a barrell roll

what's a barrel roll?

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Rape him before he rapes you! Unless he barrel rolled...then your doomed.Énjoy your last days.

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Probably wanted to kill himself with that axe, why didn't you give it to him?

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At 8/22/07 03:32 PM, SwaaanOfTheDead wrote: After I came back from work today I decided to play sum online shooter. Suddenly the doorbell rang. So I open the door and my neighbour is standing half naked before me. I ask what he wants and he asks: "Do you have an axe that I can borrow?". I was like "Ummm...no." The he said bye, turned around and left..

I'm scared now NG. What should I do??

P.S. I wont rape him and I wont do a barrell roll

tell him BTW what are you gonna use it for (dont tell him you have the axe and if you dont have an axe tell him no I have no smeging axe

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What if he was involved in a very serious issue happening at that moment that caused him to be naked, and needing an axe?

He's probably a legitimately good guy.

Probably not. That's pretty weird.

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I'd be glad if I were you. He'd oly ask you for an axe if he were going to kill somebody else, he wouldn't kill you with your own axe he'd ask for a neighbor's, that way it looks like they did it. But if you do lend him a weapon of some sort make sure you have evedince he borrowed it at the time of the murder

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Pictures of your neighbor would be sexy/nice.

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At 8/22/07 03:49 PM, Mendou wrote: Probably wanted to kill himself with that axe, why didn't you give it to him?

'CAUSE I HAVE NO FUCKIN AXE!!!
WHY WOULD I NEED AN AXE ANYWAYS??? CUTTING MY BREAD???

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um na dont wory hes just being hill bily

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At 8/22/07 03:57 PM, beeryayghost wrote: Pictures of your neighbor would be sexy/nice.

I cant take pics of him. I'm afraid he is going to kill me

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