How do you wanna die?

[FrozenSheep]

GunShot?
Old Age?
Poison?
Cancer?
Aids?
Alcohol?
Freak tooth bursh inccident?
or the ever popular "death by sex"

[TehreTard]

Anally raped to death by dickgirls.

[paintballr]

death by sex, kind of a given for any real man

[InsertFunnyUserName]

Death by... not dying... ...?

[Net-terrorist]

Doing a barrel roll.

[TheUsed713]

At 8/22/07 02:36 PM, TehreTard wrote: Anally raped to death by dickgirls.

Win.

:Sounds a little painfull though...

[PERVOK]

I really don't want to die, unlike the rest of you freaks.

Thought I'd bring that out.

[Frostbreath]

Old age plz, i'm too young to die D:

At 8/22/07 02:37 PM, paintballr wrote: death by sex, kind of a given for any real man

Not really, i'd fear every moment i have sex if i knew that's how i'll die :P

[HeRetiK]

By a freak accident during my research for the key to eternal life. Just for the irony.

[IPoopedInYourMailbox]

I want to be downed and curb stomped bt General Raam.

[Romolo]

Dinner with OJ Simpson.

[cerberusguns]

death by my para chute not working at 10,000 feet

:leave a nice stain :)

[FrozenSheep]

At 8/22/07 02:39 PM, HeRetiK wrote: By a freak accident during my research for the key to eternal life. Just for the irony.

Irony is secksy

[ADHD1134]

I want to die by going forward in time and killing myself.

[FrozenSheep]

At 8/22/07 02:43 PM, ADHD1134 wrote: I want to die by going forward in time and killing myself.

Silly, everyone knows dying is a myth.

[TehreTard]

At 8/22/07 02:38 PM, TheUsed713 wrote:

At 8/22/07 02:36 PM, TehreTard wrote: Anally raped to death by dickgirls.

Win.

Sounds a little painfull though...

Who cares? It'll make a good porno, then my relatives will make a killing from selling the video.

[FrozenSheep]

At 8/22/07 02:52 PM, TehreTard wrote:

At 8/22/07 02:38 PM, TheUsed713 wrote:

At 8/22/07 02:36 PM, TehreTard wrote: Anally raped to death by dickgirls.

Win.

Sounds a little painfull though...

Who cares? It'll make a good porno, then my relatives will make a killing from selling the video.

They'll be crying in the funeral, but at home they'll sit down and watch it.

[Kidiri]

SHC. Just walking down the street when suddenly WHAM! I burst into flames.

Plus it saves money, no cremation, just an urn.

[1337DoomReaper]

i sentence myself to DBS... not now though...

[TheZach]

I want to be fucking a girl and blow my load so hard that it propels me 5000 feet into the air. Then I want to become jelly.

[oddworth]

Alcohol plz

[FrozenSheep]

At 8/22/07 03:06 PM, Kidiri wrote: SHC. Just walking down the street when suddenly WHAM! I burst into flames.

Plus it saves money, no cremation, just an urn.

sadly, that makes sense

[kitty-and-meander]

By having so many dicks in my ass I just EXPLODE!

[Shawn]

Meh as long as i die before old age I'm happy, Because i don't want to still be living when i can't move/ can't breath good... But it doesn't mabey what i want I'm going to die of lung cancer

[DepressedStone]

Whoever says that they don't ever want to die would reconsider if they were awarded immortality. I, for one, am glad that we have been blessed with our mortal lives. If I were immortal I would eventually go crazy and shoot myself, but it wouldn't do anything because I'd be immortal.

[Rundeer]

Guillotine. Quick and painless.

[TheMaster]

Choking to death at age 181 while removing a bra with my teeth.

[PirateSprite]

Meatwad Sprites Collasal ass

[Snake626]

Doing a barrel roll in the General Lee over a barrel full of sharks with lasers on their heads.

[Knights]

I would like to be killed silently and painlessly like being sniped or lethal injection.