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Weirdest porn titles? 2007-08-22 01:32:10 Reply

Name the most fucked up porn title you've ever heard. Mine goes to Sex Warrior Pudding.

I downloaded it because of the word pudding in the title. Turns out it was a girl and not the actual pudding smeared on girls.

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Response to Weirdest porn titles? 2007-08-22 01:35:21 Reply

Mines "Girouette, the penis tamer".

True story.

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Response to Weirdest porn titles? 2007-08-22 01:37:30 Reply

This is one I just found. Not really weird, but it made me laugh a little. Ready:

Pimp My Ride And Nail Me Inside

This one pretty much describes what the movie is about in the title:

Suck, Swap, Swallow

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Response to Weirdest porn titles? 2007-08-22 01:37:31 Reply

"Weirdest Porn Titles"

man that was one of the worst things ive seen in a while


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Response to Weirdest porn titles? 2007-08-22 01:39:42 Reply

In Diana Jones

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Response to Weirdest porn titles? 2007-08-22 01:40:36 Reply

129952456

I wish it was a more relevant title :(


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Response to Weirdest porn titles? 2007-08-22 01:43:48 Reply

Abducted by the Enema Bandit.

Unfortunately, I'd say you still win.


DD <3 CP

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Response to Weirdest porn titles? 2007-08-22 01:43:57 Reply

Two more:

Eager Little Beavers 2
and
Yummy, Tasty, and New 8

Now for a Hollywood movie title rip-off:
Missionary: Impossible

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Response to Weirdest porn titles? 2007-08-22 01:47:24 Reply

My friend found a porn on his brother's computer called "Double Anal Fisting Christmas".


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Response to Weirdest porn titles? 2007-08-22 01:48:08 Reply

"Face Down, Ass Up"
I still dont understand.


Dicks

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Response to Weirdest porn titles? 2007-08-22 01:49:51 Reply

Naughty Nights at Neverland Ranch


Ever wonder if your mom kissed you goodnight after she gave your dad a blowjob? Well, you do now.

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Response to Weirdest porn titles? 2007-08-22 01:54:43 Reply

Rule 34 on /b/. The porn there is just... Self explanatory. Best not to even go there, just take my word.

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Response to Weirdest porn titles? 2007-08-22 01:56:06 Reply

Spinning Donkey Thunder Turtles vs. The Enchanged Vagina Wizards

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Response to Weirdest porn titles? 2007-08-22 01:56:25 Reply

Hairy Peter and the prisoner of Ass-ka-bang

There's a whole list of weird ones @ http://www.thegamegods.net/2007/07/23/to p-69-worst-porn-movie-names/


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Response to Weirdest porn titles? 2007-08-22 01:57:35 Reply

Diana Ross: Secks pl0x.


Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

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Response to Weirdest porn titles? 2007-08-22 02:01:06 Reply

At 8/22/07 01:35 AM, J05H-DA wrote: Mines "Girouette, the penis tamer".

True story.

LE GASP!


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Response to Weirdest porn titles? 2007-08-22 02:04:11 Reply

At 8/22/07 01:56 AM, Archmage-flash wrote: Hairy Peter and the prisoner of Ass-ka-bang

There's a whole list of weird ones @ http://www.thegamegods.net/2007/07/23/to p-69-worst-porn-movie-names/

48 Porn

Epic.


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Response to Weirdest porn titles? 2007-08-22 02:07:58 Reply

At 8/22/07 01:54 AM, FluffyBunnyMan wrote: Rule 34 on /b/. The porn there is just... Self explanatory. Best not to even go there, just take my word.

i sound like a noob but whats /b/?


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Response to Weirdest porn titles? 2007-08-22 02:09:37 Reply

Grandma orders out vol 2, have nightmares to this day

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Response to Weirdest porn titles? 2007-08-22 02:10:25 Reply

Fiddle My Diddle 6, Found it cruising the PPVs

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Response to Weirdest porn titles? 2007-08-22 03:10:20 Reply

I am just gonna make this up. The crotch poll tug of war.

lols.

Windmill Windmill for the land

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Response to Weirdest porn titles? 2007-08-22 03:12:26 Reply

Ass Blasters 2 : Broken in Ass.


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Response to Weirdest porn titles? 2007-08-22 03:13:23 Reply

I got another. The anal annihilator.

Oh shi-

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Response to Weirdest porn titles? 2007-08-22 03:21:07 Reply

Granny Anal Gangbang... the porn that changed my life for the worse

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Response to Weirdest porn titles? 2007-08-22 03:23:13 Reply

Its called limewire...
E.g.:
Funny- Girls sticks Football in Vagina
or
Porno bloopers, asian gets scared by big dick.

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Response to Weirdest porn titles? 2007-08-22 03:27:50 Reply

Porno bloopers, asian gets scared by big dick.

That made me laugh.

:I wonder why...


Go.Burn.Stuff.
Dropkick to the teeth. Solves any problem.
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Response to Weirdest porn titles? 2007-08-22 03:28:44 Reply

CHICKS WITH DICKS 3:TOTAL DESTRUCTION


I AM A GRAMMER NAZI

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Response to Weirdest porn titles? 2007-08-22 03:39:54 Reply

100 worst porn titles.

http://members.shaw.ca/stayasyouare/tohw pmt.html


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Response to Weirdest porn titles? 2007-08-22 03:49:51 Reply

At 8/22/07 03:39 AM, DoomyCheese wrote: 100 worst porn titles.

http://members.shaw.ca/stayasyouare/tohw pmt.html

I came laughing at some of those.


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Response to Weirdest porn titles? 2007-08-22 04:02:33 Reply

Deep throat.


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