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Penis In That Shampoo Bottle!!! 2007-08-20 14:33:21 Reply

And how did it fit?

well, my mom said that when my older brother was like... younger, and she was still giving him bathes..

she left the room to answer the phone and when she came back, he had a shampoo bottle on his penis.

....how did he not like.. cry?

i got shampoo in the tip once and it HURT.
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So NG...

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ever get your penis in like.. a bottle or something?

how did you even manage that?

umm... if someone payed you, would you drink from a bottle their wang was in?


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Response to Penis In That Shampoo Bottle!!! 2007-08-20 14:35:19 Reply

Don't use genetically modifed champoo.

It mutates your cock, yup, the first touch hurts.

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Response to Penis In That Shampoo Bottle!!! 2007-08-20 14:35:39 Reply

At 8/20/07 02:33 PM, Mr-Roc-a-fella wrote:
umm... if someone payed you, would you drink from a bottle their wang was in?

erm... no i wouldent , did you even need to ask that ?

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Response to Penis In That Shampoo Bottle!!! 2007-08-20 14:35:54 Reply

At 8/20/07 02:33 PM, Mr-Roc-a-fella wrote: ever get your penis in like.. a bottle or something?

Funny you should ask that. I once pissed in my freinds shampoo at his house, but I just lined my dick up with the hole.

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Response to Penis In That Shampoo Bottle!!! 2007-08-20 14:36:49 Reply

Come on dammit.

Penis In That Shampoo Bottle!!!


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Response to Penis In That Shampoo Bottle!!! 2007-08-20 14:39:02 Reply

You say the word "like" more then a 14 year old cheerleader.


Please disregard the above post.

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Response to Penis In That Shampoo Bottle!!! 2007-08-20 14:40:52 Reply

Most bottles that people drink from, aren't big enough for my, or as far as I know any average sized mans dick ti fit into, so I have never gotten mine stuck in a bottle.

Not that I go around seeing what bottles my dick will fit into anyways.


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Response to Penis In That Shampoo Bottle!!! 2007-08-20 14:50:04 Reply

At 8/20/07 02:39 PM, IPoopedInYourMailbox wrote: You say the word "like" more then a 14 year old cheerleader.

Maybe he is a 14 year old male cheerleader.


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Response to Penis In That Shampoo Bottle!!! 2007-08-20 14:50:33 Reply

At 8/20/07 02:40 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: Most bottles that people drink from, aren't big enough for my, or as far as I know any average sized mans dick ti fit into, so I have never gotten mine stuck in a bottle.

Not that I go around seeing what bottles my dick will fit into anyways.

You probably would you sick freak


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Response to Penis In That Shampoo Bottle!!! 2007-08-20 14:52:57 Reply

At 8/20/07 02:51 PM, CHRlST wrote: I've never got my dick stuck in anything, it's too big.

Ever have trouble getting it into your female. That always makes me feel like King Cock or something.

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Response to Penis In That Shampoo Bottle!!! 2007-08-20 14:55:12 Reply

This topic is getting me so hot.


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Response to Penis In That Shampoo Bottle!!! 2007-08-20 14:55:52 Reply

At 8/20/07 02:51 PM, CHRlST wrote: I've never got my dick stuck in anything, it's too small.

surly if it's to big it would have more chance of being stuck as you would have to force it in and wouldn't be able to force it out? Anyways I guess what I'm trying to say is: FIXED


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Response to Penis In That Shampoo Bottle!!! 2007-08-20 14:59:01 Reply

Hmm... My penis is too big to fin in things other than a hand, and a female(and my pants).

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Response to Penis In That Shampoo Bottle!!! 2007-08-20 15:16:13 Reply

It depends, was he curcumsized, by the way my penis got stuck in a pipe once.


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Response to Penis In That Shampoo Bottle!!! 2007-08-20 15:17:53 Reply

At 8/20/07 03:16 PM, porter9 wrote: It depends, was he curcumsized, by the way my penis got stuck in a pipe once.

Why was your penis in a pipe. And, I'm cut, and still have a normal size dick.

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Response to Penis In That Shampoo Bottle!!! 2007-08-20 15:21:16 Reply

I got my dick stuck in a laundry machine, once... or twice.

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Response to Penis In That Shampoo Bottle!!! 2007-08-20 15:23:18 Reply

At 8/20/07 03:17 PM, Hellian00 wrote:
At 8/20/07 03:16 PM, porter9 wrote: It depends, was he curcumsized, by the way my penis got stuck in a pipe once.
Why was your penis in a pipe. And, I'm cut, and still have a normal size dick.

I was bored and horny and at my basement at the time.


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Response to Penis In That Shampoo Bottle!!! 2007-08-20 15:25:12 Reply

It's obvious that his dick is the size of a thumbtack for it to fit in the mouth of the bottle.


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