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I'm never gonna get a girlfriend. 2007-08-20 13:46:57 Reply

I'm fat, and do nothing but sit around on the chair all day long, for the entire vacation now.

And I'm fucking fine with it.
How hardcore am I yet?

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Response to I'm never gonna get a girlfriend. 2007-08-20 13:47:34 Reply

When i grow up, i want to be just like you.

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Response to I'm never gonna get a girlfriend. 2007-08-20 13:49:06 Reply

Just wait til the testosterone kicks in.


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Response to I'm never gonna get a girlfriend. 2007-08-20 13:49:24 Reply

At 8/20/07 01:47 PM, Frostbreath wrote: When i grow up, i want to be just like you.

yay. me too.


fukk u

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Response to I'm never gonna get a girlfriend. 2007-08-20 13:49:50 Reply

At 8/20/07 01:47 PM, Frostbreath wrote: When i grow up, i want to be just like you.

dude he two years younger than you

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Response to I'm never gonna get a girlfriend. 2007-08-20 13:49:58 Reply

See? This is what you get for eating everyones food and cake.


LOL

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Response to I'm never gonna get a girlfriend. 2007-08-20 13:50:36 Reply

At 8/20/07 01:49 PM, WilliWowza wrote: Just wait til the testosterone kicks in.

When will that happen?

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Response to I'm never gonna get a girlfriend. 2007-08-20 13:53:27 Reply

At 8/20/07 01:50 PM, SuperFlonic wrote:
At 8/20/07 01:49 PM, WilliWowza wrote: Just wait til the testosterone kicks in.
When will that happen?

You may just find your crotch under your fat!

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Response to I'm never gonna get a girlfriend. 2007-08-20 13:54:42 Reply

At 8/20/07 01:49 PM, zerosub0 wrote: dude he two years younger than you

So? The fact that he's younger than me doesn't prevent me from becoming that when i enter my adulthood :D

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Response to I'm never gonna get a girlfriend. 2007-08-20 13:57:08 Reply

At 8/20/07 01:53 PM, Hellian00 wrote:
At 8/20/07 01:50 PM, SuperFlonic wrote:
At 8/20/07 01:49 PM, WilliWowza wrote: Just wait til the testosterone kicks in.
When will that happen?
You may just find your crotch under your fat!

Holy hell, not that fat.
Not NG-Pro fat.
More like... less fat.

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Response to I'm never gonna get a girlfriend. 2007-08-20 13:59:58 Reply

At 8/20/07 01:57 PM, SuperFlonic wrote:
At 8/20/07 01:53 PM, Hellian00 wrote:
At 8/20/07 01:50 PM, SuperFlonic wrote:
At 8/20/07 01:49 PM, WilliWowza wrote: Just wait til the testosterone kicks in.
When will that happen?
You may just find your crotch under your fat!
Holy hell, not that fat.
Not NG-Pro fat.
More like... less fat.

Lulz. Have you tried working out. Or better yet, get into a Martial Art. I took Kunk-Fu for a year and went from 17% body fat to less than 5. I also lost like 30 pounds. I weighed under 100. That's low for being 5 foot 5, and 15 years old.

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Response to I'm never gonna get a girlfriend. 2007-08-20 14:00:55 Reply

Can you see you "set" under all that fat>?


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Response to I'm never gonna get a girlfriend. 2007-08-20 14:03:43 Reply

At 8/20/07 01:59 PM, Hellian00 wrote: Lulz. Have you tried working out. Or better yet, get into a Martial Art. I took Kunk-Fu for a year and went from 17% body fat to less than 5. I also lost like 30 pounds. I weighed under 100. That's low for being 5 foot 5, and 15 years old.

Exactly what I want.
But you know... parents.

Nurrrr

Something like Wing-Chun

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Response to I'm never gonna get a girlfriend. 2007-08-20 14:05:44 Reply

Get a fat girl.


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Response to I'm never gonna get a girlfriend. 2007-08-20 14:10:43 Reply

At 8/20/07 02:05 PM, Me-Patch wrote: Get a fat girl.

yeah, problem solved

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Response to I'm never gonna get a girlfriend. 2007-08-20 14:14:37 Reply

your not gonna get a g/f if you keep bitchin and moanin about it, get you ass up and do somethin about it.....


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Response to I'm never gonna get a girlfriend. 2007-08-20 14:20:04 Reply

At 8/20/07 01:49 PM, WilliWowza wrote: Just wait til the testosterone kicks in.

Really? already popped in its more than possible to stay alone all your life

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Response to I'm never gonna get a girlfriend. 2007-08-20 14:24:36 Reply

At 8/20/07 01:59 PM, Hellian00 wrote:

:That's low for being 5 foot 5, and 15 years old.

5 foot 5.. LOL.


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Response to I'm never gonna get a girlfriend. 2007-08-20 14:29:24 Reply

You're what most people call "the scum of the earth". Go do something useful, fatty >:(

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Response to I'm never gonna get a girlfriend. 2007-08-20 14:39:43 Reply

Nobody loves you

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Response to I'm never gonna get a girlfriend. 2007-08-20 14:50:46 Reply

At 8/20/07 01:46 PM, SuperFlonic wrote: I'm fat, and do nothing but sit around on the chair all day long, for the entire vacation now.

And I'm fucking fine with it.
How hardcore am I yet?

Very, keep doing that and and all you need to do next is log off of your computer.


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Response to I'm never gonna get a girlfriend. 2007-08-20 14:52:25 Reply

Just kidding, I'm not that fat.
I just never will get a girlfriend, for some unknown reason.

I need to find some kind of sport or something.

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Response to I'm never gonna get a girlfriend. 2007-08-20 14:53:13 Reply

When you start puberty you are gonna be fucked.


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Response to I'm never gonna get a girlfriend. 2007-08-20 14:53:51 Reply

At 8/20/07 01:46 PM, SuperFlonic wrote: I'm fat, and do nothing but sit around on the chair all day long, for the entire vacation now.

And I'm fucking fine with it.
How hardcore am I yet?

Are you fat, as in that Fat Guy from the WoW episode of South Park? Or are you lazy? Hey, if you have cash, I dont think it matters how ugly you are.


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Response to I'm never gonna get a girlfriend. 2007-08-20 14:54:10 Reply

Use it.

I'm never gonna get a girlfriend.


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Response to I'm never gonna get a girlfriend. 2007-08-20 14:54:50 Reply

At 8/20/07 02:52 PM, SuperFlonic wrote: I need to find some kind of sport or something.

Play Rugby, talk like a black guy, and fight and drink alot. It works for me.


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Response to I'm never gonna get a girlfriend. 2007-08-20 15:08:03 Reply

At 8/20/07 01:49 PM, zerosub0 wrote:
At 8/20/07 01:47 PM, Frostbreath wrote: When i grow up, i want to be just like you.
dude he two years younger than you

Hah! lol I find that hillarious for some reason... as for the heavyset whiner over here... there are girls with some pretty different tastes in what they think is "hot"... so you can either sit there and cry, ticking everyone off in your life, or you can go and find someone that likes your fatness!