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I am upset this is mainly southerner language

Anyway here are my favorite British swear words:

Bell end
Tosser
Knob head

The only thing I learned in grade 12 food and nutrition:

Mhhh, sumfin be smellin mighty nice. Per chance might that be yorkshire pudding? Ohhh and steak and kidney pie! My word, I seem to have gotten quite a jolly from the smell.

(all said in a stereotypical 1800's British accent.)

At 8/19/07 06:51 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: "Oh dear old chap, you seem to be in a bit of bother"

"Wut?"
"Your fuckin nicked me ol' beauty"

Brandishes baton

Cor blimey, it's the fuzz!

Here comes the fuzz!

I will be celebra'ing my 16th Birfday with my baby dauter in 3 weeks time.

At 8/19/07 06:55 PM, Brick-top wrote:

At 8/19/07 06:51 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: "Oh dear old chap, you seem to be in a bit of bother"

"Wut?"
"Your fuckin nicked me ol' beauty"

Brandishes baton

Cor blimey, it's the fuzz!

Here comes the fuzz!

Hooonk

You're just scaring it!

At 8/19/07 06:53 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: I am upset this is mainly southerner language

Down worry me old mate, I'll get up the old apples and pears to the old dog and bone. But first, I need a gypsies kiss and a tom tit. Maybe a lamb shank too. 'Ave a goodun, me duck.

You mothers!

Nah I di'int think much of school. I got free GCSEs and Im doing fine innit. The dole takes care of me

At 8/19/07 07:03 PM, Worthless-Wisdom wrote: Nah I di'int think much of school. I got free GCSEs and Im doing fine innit. The dole takes care of me

Think? Think? Where do you fink you're from mate, facking Mayfair?

Ya what mate? You WHAT MATE?! Ya wanna fight?! Ill fuck you up boi.

You facking startin' mate? I'll twat you in the bellend you knob 'ed.

how bri'ish can'ye be when yer outstandingly drunk mate?I say very.

how about some cricket then mate?

At 8/19/07 07:04 PM, Rhino wrote:

At 8/19/07 07:03 PM, Worthless-Wisdom wrote: Nah I di'int think much of school. I got free GCSEs and Im doing fine innit. The dole takes care of me

Think? Think? Where do you fink you're from mate, facking Mayfair?

You star'ing sumfink mate?

The name's Bond, James Bond.

im british and i have never talked like that in my life...

At 8/19/07 07:07 PM, ImmortalElf wrote: The name's Bond, James Bond.

Thread Ruined

At 8/19/07 07:07 PM, Worthless-Wisdom wrote: You star'ing sumfink mate?

You appear to have challenged the wrong gentleman, "mate". I'll have you know I was awarded a certificate in the practice of fisticuffs, and I dare say you wouldn't want to, "fuck with me", as you ruffians say.
So, come on then, let us be having you.

Keep your filthy America McDOOGNALDS frenchfries away from my tea time table!

At 8/19/07 07:00 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

Hooonk

You're just scaring it!

Fuck off grass hoppa!

I say old chap, Your as stuck as a wicket in a thicket. I suppose I won't be able to have my tea and crumpet.

At 8/19/07 07:05 PM, Worthless-Wisdom wrote: Ya what mate? You WHAT MATE?! Ya wanna fight?! Ill fuck you up boi.

Yeah al fucking knock you out! Am well hard!

20 people stand up behind me

At 8/19/07 06:50 PM, hijackreaper wrote: top of the morning to ya'!

Nice try but that's Irish.

At 8/19/07 06:40 PM, Gagsy wrote: Bangers and mash for tea right luv?

Thats no fair, you're one of them.

Bloody asshole.

By the power of Greyskull!

"Man you are really trolleyed up, arent ya mate?"

"Get off of my tea and krumpets, you twonk!.....Oh blimey! I have seen the bollocks of that old chap right there. It was bloody hell disturbing!...oh wait it was a kitty-cat...Toodle-pip, my good mate!" *falls down*

Really random I know O_O; and Im not British so use the english to american dictionary for help.

mmm who here loves a good fag?

I say, old chap! Would you like to come over to my flat? My neighbour is cooking some delicious cod and chips. No? Would you like for me to wrap you up some in alu-min-ium foil for later?

At 8/19/07 06:53 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote:

Bell end
Tosser
Knob head

You big fat twat!

At 8/19/07 06:39 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: Blasted ruffians, lets all go to wimbledon for crumpets and tea.

Rather.

ya do realise that the english scottish irish and welsh ALL speak differantly

you do realise that dont you yank

now piss of and roll on down to Mcdonalds

At 8/19/07 08:11 PM, cookie-monsta1 wrote: ya do realise that the english scottish irish and welsh ALL speak differantly

you do realise that dont you yank

now piss of and roll on down to Mcdonalds

Lol I'm not a yank, I'm a Manc