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psycz

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Posted at: 8/19/07 12:20 PM

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God demands that we believe everything that he tells us, and that we do everything that he says without questioning. Destroy a tribe including the women, children and animals down to last one? (Joshua 6.21). Why of course. Wait a minute, this doesn't seem very nice. SILENCE FOOL. HOW DARE YOU QUESTION ME. I AM GOD AND YOU MUST OBEY ME WITHOUT QUESTIONING. ACCEPT WHAT I SAY ON FAITH. BURN THOSE WHO DARE QUESTION MY WORD. DESTROY THEIR BOOKS. SHUT DOWN THEIR SCHOOLS. TELL THEM THAT DISOBEDIENCE MEANS THAT THEY WILL BURN FOREVER AND EVER, IN UNIMAGINABLE AGONY FOR ALL ETERNITY, AND REMEMBER THAT YOU WILL SUFFER THE SAME UNLESS YOU GO OUT AND TELL THEM THIS. Yes Sir, God Sir, whatever you say. See, here I am burning their books, pulling out their nails, torturing them for questioning Church dogma, banning the use of anaesthetic in child-bearing (since the pain is their just punishment for the acts of Adam and Eve). Help! I thought an improper thought! Help me to blind my mind God, help me to not see what my reason tells me. Let me repress thoughts of sexual desire, doubts about you and your orders, feelings of tolerance.


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shaded-restraint

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I'm guessing you're trying to make some kind of point about god?
kinda pointless on newgrounds fyi


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psycz

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Posted at: 8/19/07 12:22 PM

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At 8/19/07 12:21 PM, shaded-restraint wrote: I'm guessing you're trying to make some kind of point about god?
kinda pointless on newgrounds fyi

oh it's just a lil fun fact


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shaded-restraint

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Posted at: 8/19/07 12:23 PM

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At 8/19/07 12:22 PM, psycz wrote:
At 8/19/07 12:21 PM, shaded-restraint wrote: I'm guessing you're trying to make some kind of point about god?
kinda pointless on newgrounds fyi
oh it's just a lil fun fact

fair enough.


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TheSoylentOne

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This is useless because some atheist will come on here and go this is funny because there is no God.
You might as well not try.

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psycz

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At 8/19/07 12:23 PM, shaded-restraint wrote:
At 8/19/07 12:22 PM, psycz wrote:
At 8/19/07 12:21 PM, shaded-restraint wrote: I'm guessing you're trying to make some kind of point about god?
kinda pointless on newgrounds fyi
oh it's just a lil fun fact
fair enough.

but in a way it makes sense


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WTF.... WHAT IS THAT? seriously,
just to tell you this is newgrounds.
not church.
not home at dinner.
not at grandmas.
not in your room at night.
no
its newgrounds.
sorry if a sounded mean.

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I hate Christianity.
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psycz

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Posted at: 8/19/07 12:26 PM

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At 8/19/07 12:25 PM, Firebert010 wrote: I hate Christianity.
Believe us or we'll hurt you.

pretty much


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TheSoylentOne

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At 8/19/07 12:25 PM, Firebert010 wrote: I hate Christianity.
Believe us or we'll hurt you.

Nop what you hate is fanaticism run amuck. True Christianity is about caring for one enough, but religous groups fuck everything up and go nuts.

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Nop what you hate is fanaticism run amuck. True Christianity is about caring for one enough, but religous groups fuck everything up and go nuts.

You = Wrong

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At 8/19/07 12:28 PM, Firebert010 wrote:
Nop what you hate is fanaticism run amuck. True Christianity is about caring for one enough, but religous groups fuck everything up and go nuts.
You = Wrong

Hmm how to respond. Although your blatantly ignorant, I still care about your opinions and love you as I do everyone.

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At 8/19/07 12:25 PM, Firebert010 wrote: I hate Christianity.
Believe us or we'll hurt you.

No its more be sinful and you'lll end up killing/destroying yourself.
Love one another as god loved you.
Have faith in jesus.

Mello.

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psycz

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Posted at: 8/19/07 06:56 PM

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Response

Gods truth?


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I wipe my ass with pages from the bible.

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You confuse God with religion.


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Don't start this crap.

The most sensible arguement for God I ever saw was on the back of a massive jeep saying "God Will Find Away", which isn't even proper English. Bloody rastafarian women drivers! >:-(

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The most sensible arguement for God I ever saw was on the back of a massive jeep saying "God Will Find Away",

It's a pu n jackassss


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At 8/19/07 06:57 PM, hardcoreBUM wrote: I wipe my ass with pages from the bible.

Your ass must sting from all those paper cuts.

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At 8/19/07 12:30 PM, FrozenSheep wrote: No its more be sinful and you'lll end up killing/destroying yourself.
Love one another as god loved you.
Have faith in jesus.

Mello.

At least SOMEONE in here knows the truth.

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Old testiment?

There is one thing I know for sure, God a funny sense of humour


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At 8/19/07 07:04 PM, Brick-top wrote: Old testiment?

There is one thing I know for sure, God a funny sense of humour

Know why?

Fat people.


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At 8/19/07 07:04 PM, Brick-top wrote: Old testiment?

There is one thing I know for sure, God a funny sense of humour

Whoops, let me rephrase.

God has a funny sense of humour.


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JackPhantasm

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I love how the topic starter pretends to know everything.

"god demands"

Are you a prophet sir?


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At 8/19/07 12:20 PM, psycz wrote: (Joshua 6.21)

Good sir this is in the old testament and is meant for learning. The new testament is what you should follow. Also the word of god is not made for critics if you dont like it dont read it.


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see, THIS is why i'm an atheist.

This may or may not be a signature. If it is, it is indeed a shitty one at that. Good day

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At 8/19/07 07:12 PM, hijackreaper wrote: see, THIS is why i'm an atheist.

That is why your going to hell : )


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At 8/19/07 06:58 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: You confuse God with religion.

Everyone always does...


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At 8/19/07 12:21 PM, shaded-restraint wrote: I'm guessing you're trying to make some kind of point about god?
kinda pointless on newgrounds fyi

Yeah, basically. That's all that needs to be said.

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wow, you believe fairy tales told in a book

i really feel sorry for you
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