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At 8/18/07 10:37 PM, Dark-Phire wrote: Not drinking bleach like an idiot next time.

Yes let him learn from mistakes.

Splash Attack!

At 8/18/07 10:37 PM, KarpaL-TunnaL wrote: Do a barrel roll!

Rules, etc

drink alot of water. Or call an anti-poison center/911.

At 8/18/07 10:33 PM, GodsSentWarrior wrote: I drank it about an hour and a half ago

You would have felt somthing after about 40 minutes. If it hasn't affected you by now you'll be fine, by now the bleach has been distributed through your entire body through your circulitory system.

Drink nitric acid, it will neutralise the alkali

can i have your computer???

but really you should be alright, small amounts shouldent do anything, and if anything youll get really sick, nothing life threating tho.

but really, call poison control and see if it is. im just thinking that a liquid cant really do all that much damage as just a cleaning supply...

:i still want you computer tho.

Your probably OK but you should contact posion control just to make sure.

Wow, by doing that, you're 100% a fucking idiot.

At 8/18/07 10:33 PM, GodsSentWarrior wrote: I:
What should I do?

just drink lots of water and call poison control.

stop, drop, and roll.
or count to 10 upside down.
drink a glass of warm water.
or call a docter.
you'll probably get sick.

Pics...or it didn't happen!

Tell your parents...

So, in otherwords, you drank less then .75 mL of bleach.

Relax. .75 mL of cyanide won't kill you.

Disclaimer; ingest .75 mL of cyanide to see if I'm correct.

At 8/19/07 12:23 AM, MENTOSandPEPSI wrote:

drink a glass of warm water.

And make sure theres no fucking bleachin it this time.

POISON CONTROL NOW

TO ANYONE THAT SAID CALL POISON CONTROL:
ahem.

fuck right off. Did you even read what the guy posted other than "bleach in my mouth wah."

I drank about half a cup of water that had bleach in it.
Ok, its about half a gallon of water with a teaspoon of bleach in it (they were cleaning the filter), and I drank about half a cup maybe more.

So....that's about 5ml in about 4 litres, so...by drinking half a cup ~120ml, you probably ingested .15ml of bleach. POINT ONE FIVE. Not even a full MILLILITRE, which may I remind everyone is about 1cm^3. That guy's dad is probably laughing his ass off at how stupid his son is to think that it's deadly, and also at you.

Plus, it's common knowledge, or at least I thought it was, that if you ever need drinking water and you have bleach that about one or two teaspoons is enough to sanitize it but not enough to harm you even a little. C'mon, at least know how dangerous household chemicals are before you start chugging stuff from under the sink.

At 8/18/07 10:33 PM, GodsSentWarrior wrote: What should I do?

Drink more.

If you drank a little it's not that serious...but i'd call poison control for this or look around online.

At 8/18/07 10:36 PM, honkeytonk54 wrote: i did the same thing when i was 8 and my mom was getting her nails done, i saw a fountain and drank out of it. nothing happened, i got a free tootsie roll though...

DEMAND A TOOTSIE ROLL!

"Hello? poison control? I just drank bleach, can I have a tootsie roll?"

YOU STOLE THIS THREAD FROM "TOMSPULP"

same exact story you fucking theif, make ur own ideas/threads

You fucking idiot! Call 911 or the poison control center!

Yeah its been like 5 hours and I'm fine. I couldn't move for like 3 minutes because my stomach hurt pretty bad, but all the pain has completely gone away. Plus I googled it and it said that soldiers are trained to put some bleach in undrinkable water and drink it (in bad circumstances) and my dad did laugh at me for freaking out.

Eat some rat poison, works for everything

The best thing you can drink if you ingest bleach is milk. That little shouldn't do much but I'd go drink a few glasses of milk to make sure. If you haven't puked then you should be fine though because the first thing your body will do when poisoned is make you vomit the contents of your stomach out.

But yeah, go drink some milk and you should be fine.

If I were you, I would call myself an idiot, go to the toilet, purge, then call 911 ((Or 000 in my case))

Don't worry about it, you'll be fine...

You know, one day something really really bad is going to happen to me....I'll be a bloody wreck, or be stuffed with poisons....and the first thing I'm going to do is tell Newgrounds about it. It'll be the first thing to come to mind. Fuck 911 or poison control. Straight to newgrounds.

fucking moron u need to a call posion control god are a fucking blonde im mean shit

Call poison control or go to the doctors or hospital.