I drank bleach, guys I need help

[GodsSentWarrior]

I drank about half a cup of water that had bleach in it.
Ok, its about half a gallon of water with a teaspoon of bleach in it (they were cleaning the filter), and I drank about half a cup maybe more.

I really need an intelligent poster to tell me if I need to contact anyone or am I going to be ok

I drank it about an hour and a half ago, I haven't thrown up or anything and I havent felt any symptoms of anything.

Whats going to happen?

What should I do?

[Sashuno]

At 8/18/07 10:33 PM, GodsSentWarrior wrote: I drank about half a cup of water that had bleach in it.
Ok, its about half a gallon of water with a teaspoon of bleach in it (they were cleaning the filter), and I drank about half a cup maybe more.

I really need an intelligent poster to tell me if I need to contact anyone or am I going to be ok

I drank it about an hour and a half ago, I haven't thrown up or anything and I havent felt any symptoms of anything.

Whats going to happen?

What should I do?

Call the fucking poison control center, you idiot. Why did you ingest bleach when it has a distinct smell?

[craigalan]

911/poison control.

[honkeytonk54]

i did the same thing when i was 8 and my mom was getting her nails done, i saw a fountain and drank out of it. nothing happened, i got a free tootsie roll though...

DEMAND A TOOTSIE ROLL!

[Rallard]

At 8/18/07 10:33 PM, GodsSentWarrior wrote:

Call the fucking poison control center, you idiot. Why did you ingest bleach when it has a distinct smell?

My guess is that he tried it to pass a drug test?

[GodsSentWarrior]

I called my dad and he said I would be fine... Im fucking scared though...

[Dark-Phire]

Not drinking bleach like an idiot next time.

[G-Banger]

lulz, you're not going to be here to see GTA4 come out....

Professionally, I am going to say that the bleach would be too diluted to have any effect even though I have no idea how much a gallon is.

[Bus-Driver]

"Post about it on the BBS."

[Grimscott]

At 8/18/07 10:35 PM, craigalan wrote: 911/poison control.

He should just save time and write a will.

[Rascir]

At 8/18/07 10:37 PM, KarpaL-TunnaL wrote: Do a barrel roll!

DAMN IT you beat me too it.

BECOME AN HERO :D

[Purpin]

At 8/18/07 10:37 PM, KarpaL-TunnaL wrote: Do a barrel roll!

I was waiting for it.

Seriously though, if you posted this instead of calling the poison control center, you are dumb as hell.

[killa492]

haha dont worry i'm sure you'll be fine but i remember this girl who is a total tard washed her mouth out with bleach because she wanted to whiten her teeth.....so yeah shes kinda stupid

[GodsSentWarrior]

At 8/18/07 10:38 PM, MrTutorial wrote:

At 8/18/07 10:37 PM, GodsSentWarrior wrote: I called my dad and he said I would be fine... Im fucking scared though...

You should be. You could seriously die. I'd lay down, and elevate your legs. Go do it, and don't waste you're time typing on the BBS.

BUT IT WAS JUST A TEASPOON!!!!

[GodsSentWarrior]

At 8/18/07 10:39 PM, Purpin wrote:

At 8/18/07 10:37 PM, KarpaL-TunnaL wrote: Do a barrel roll!

I was waiting for it.

Seriously though, if you posted this instead of calling the poison control center, you are dumb as hell.

Like I said, it wasn't that much it was really distilled in the water, and I feel fine and its been like 2 hours and a 3 mile run.

[TacticalShoe]

A little bit of bleach won't hurt you.

Don't worry.

[Gagsy]

Can't you read a fucking bottle?!

Besides telling you NOT to drink the stuff, they also tell you to seek emergency medical attention AS QUICKLY AS YOU CAN IF YOU ARE THICK ENOUGH TO DRINK IT!

So let's just sit here and make a dumb topic as though you really swallowed some and didn't read the label, shall we.

[Valjylmyr]

First things first: Why did you drink bleach?

[LostPride]

At 8/18/07 10:46 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: First things first: Why did you drink bleach?
At 8/18/07 10:44 PM, Gagsy wrote: Can't you read a fucking bottle?!

Besides telling you NOT to drink the stuff, they also tell you to seek emergency medical attention AS QUICKLY AS YOU CAN IF YOU ARE THICK ENOUGH TO DRINK IT!

So let's just sit here and make a dumb topic as though you really swallowed some and didn't read the label, shall we.

He said his water filter was being cleaned... so he prolly just poored it in a cup or bottle or something and drank it. I think hell be fine because it would just be like drinking some pool water... I hope

[Kreator0943]

I'm a doctor.....do a barrel roll.

[FattPandaa]

Go to the hospital, NOW!

[Gagsy]

At 8/18/07 10:47 PM, LostPride wrote:

He said his water filter was being cleaned... so he prolly just poored it in a cup or bottle or something and drank it. I think hell be fine because it would just be like drinking some pool water... I hope

>=(

It's very silly.

Ring someone, it won't hurt to make a phone call, otherwise drink about 10 cups of waters.

[Grimfenix]

Hmm that depends. if you drank a lot of bleach, like maybe half the bottle or something, then call 911 or the poison control center (1-800-222-1222) and drink lots of water. But of it was only a little bit, you will be fine, but you should still drink some water.

[Peaceblossom]

At 8/18/07 10:38 PM, G-Banger wrote: lulz, you're not going to be here to see GTA4 come out....

I have no idea how much a gallon is.

4 litres-ish

[TacticalShoe]

Jesus, drinking a small amount of bleach will NOT kill you.

It won't even make you sick. Hell, I bet some of your parents have cleaned your dishes with bleach before.

[DoomyCheese]

Call poison control. You never know, you could meet the love of your life.

Thats a story to tell the kids. "Daddy drank poison end momeny pumped his stomach".

[Monocrom]

At 8/18/07 10:35 PM, craigalan wrote: 911/poison control.

Agreed! Get a doctor to look at you.

[TheManBehindTheFlash]

:P

also call poisin controll or 911. DO SOMETHING!

[Valjylmyr]

At 8/18/07 11:06 PM, Monocrom wrote:

At 8/18/07 10:35 PM, craigalan wrote: 911/poison control.

Agreed! Get a doctor to look at you.

I'm a doctor. First thing to do if you drink bleach is shoop da woop, then charge your lazorz, barrel roll, fire your lazorz, and then your bleach will be flushed out.

[HAcoreRD]

Call the poison control and be sure to drink water to try flushing it out.

IDIOT