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this blobal worming thing really is a serious problem,am i right?

OMG! The Blobal worms are coming! Run for your lives everyone, because they will eat our plants!

Maybe this will help. It says it kills roundworms, maybe it will kill blobal worms as well...

At 8/16/07 10:25 PM, poxpower wrote:

At 8/16/07 10:19 PM, blazer133 wrote: attanetion
global worming
problem wrong with
usuially
gewtting rit of
this idea is full proof. blobal dimming will go away along with glbal worming.

I UNDERSTAND...
YES...

Too funny to lock.

Legal, but that that I have see with this?

But what it would be the train most serious?

I'm surprised the mods didn't lock this yet.

:fastest derailed topic, EVER

At 8/19/07 11:21 PM, LightandDark wrote:

fastest derailed topic, EVER

Please. This thread was never on any sort of track to begin with.

if you type in blobal worming in google it brings you here. That is how stupid it is.
Related matter...
TEH URF SI DEFESNELSSE AGANIST THE SUN'S ULTRAPIOLET RAIS!

At 8/20/07 05:05 PM, Zombie-Toaster wrote: if you type in blobal worming in google it brings you here. That is how stupid it is.
Related matter...
TEH URF SI DEFESNELSSE AGANIST THE SUN'S ULTRAPIOLET RAIS!

O NOES! WAT WIL WEE DOOO??! TEH RAIS ADN WOMRS WIL DUSTROYE USS AL!

O.K. that made me lol for like a minute. Anyway, Earth may be becoming a desrt planet like Mars. But as I understand it at 17 years old I will probably see Mars colonization before I die anyway. Now, if blobal warming, rays, worms, tigers, and bears. Oh mies! Don't kilz us frst. Entropy will.

Wow. Check out this link! It really is delightfully ridiculous!
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=blo bal+worming&btnG=Google+Search

At 8/16/07 10:33 PM, Cuppa-LettuceNog wrote: Dimmit, thos worms are no lauffing motter, thayre a reel proble!

I'm gay and have really bad spelling and grammar, also I fail miserably, you guys.

Fixed. It's all I could understand of your post.

OMG!we need to do something about those worms.maibe if we stomp on them they will dye...
aniways,roaches will rule the planet when we all die.

Lol wes is on the gogle. lol that worms medisine saysz "also fer nursing bitches. but bolbal warming iz a seriuz problemz! we kopuld al diy!

I'm gonna go back to 5th grade to beat this kid's ass.

At 8/22/07 04:03 AM, MCU wrote:

Fixed. It's all I could understand of your post.

WHOO-WHOO! Here comes the parody train, last stop is y....

Ah, what's the point. You're to dim to get point, anyway.

TRANSLATED VERSION:

It has come to my attention that global WARMING isn't the only thing wrong with our planet. There is another side to it that cuts off sunlight from reaching our planet. This is called global DIMMING. All the POLLUTION in the air causes water molecules to stick and form larger clouds. Usually water molecules stick together to make big clumps of water which we call rain, but with all the POLLUTION in the air, smaller drops form, thus it takes longer to rain. (A total contradiction to the previous sentence, BTW). So then the clouds start acting like giant mirrors, reflecting the sunlight, which plants need to grow and produce oxygen. With this happening, it also causes heat from the sun to become trapped.

We can't get rid of global WARMING without getting rid of global DIMMING. (NOTE: You haven't said ANYTHING about DIMMING at this point. Just WARMING) Back on 9/11, all planes [in the US] weren't allowed to take off, which stopped man made clouds from being made (Huh?), which raised the temperature because more sunlight could get through. (So, if we make MORE clouds, the sunlight can't escape and it gets hotter, and if we make LESS then more sunlight reaches the surface and it gets hotter. You are a genius)

I have come up with an idea to stop global warmingor at least stabalise it so it doesn't get hotter. (Finally someone who can come up with an idea! I told you we didn't need all those CERTIFIED SCIENTISTS with DEGREES who can't figure it out!)

Now, we all know that the Earth needs to cool down for plant life to survive (how about ALL life?); if it's too hot they die. Here's a way to stop global WARMING in a clean way: Get huge factories start boiling high VOLUMES of water using solar and wind power. It does make man-made clouds, but they are natural clouds too. (CONTRADICTION!!) It WOULD start to rain a lot, bringing down the garbage in the air (YAY! ACID RAIN!!!), and places around the world like Africa would get more rain. THIS PLAN IS FOOL ROOF! (I almost cried at this point) Global DIMMING (which still hasn't been mentioned) will go away with global WARMING, and with colder winters the pine beetle with die off and save the trees in Canada. There are only two choices of what kind of world you want: A wet planet like the Earth is supposed to be or a desert planet like Mars. Right now we are heading toward a desert planet. (NO WE ARE NOT!!!)

I'm not going to bother responding to this because it is so obviously retarded.

At 8/22/07 12:50 PM, Cuppa-LettuceNog wrote: WHOO-WHOO! Here comes the parody train, last stop is y....

awww!1 Mad Ox stoppd in mdi sntanse!

At 8/22/07 04:16 PM, reviewer-general wrote:

:A whole lotta crap dissing the out authore of this post.
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dood biy dsetryoign hes oirgnala mssaeg u stpoed the wrod gtteing owt! dem blobal worms wlil kill u 4 dis. nad gud 4 dem. XD

At 8/22/07 09:31 PM, InsaniMaster471 wrote:

At 8/22/07 04:16 PM, reviewer-general wrote: A whole lotta crap dissing the out authore of this post.

Thank you.

dood biy dsetryoign hes oirgnala mssaeg u stpoed the wrod gtteing owt! dem blobal worms wlil kill u 4 dis. nad gud 4 dem. XD

Shit.

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The is the most unintentional funniest topic ever.

At 8/19/07 05:28 PM, philonous wrote: Maybe this will help. It says it kills roundworms, maybe it will kill blobal worms as well...

Also it nurses teh b1tch3s XD

At 8/22/07 11:51 PM, reviewer-general wrote:

At 8/22/07 09:31 PM, InsaniMaster471 wrote:

At 8/22/07 04:16 PM, reviewer-general wrote: A whole lotta crap dissing the out authore of this post.

Thank you.

dood biy dsetryoign hes oirgnala mssaeg u stpoed the wrod gtteing owt! dem blobal worms wlil kill u 4 dis. nad gud 4 dem. XD

Shit.

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lol after reviewing my post i have come to the very scientifical conclusion that my spelling sucks 66%less crap than his... but it still sucks =D

At 8/19/07 04:46 PM, mindslaier wrote: this blobal worming thing really is a serious problem,am i right?

Of course? Them worms have taken my whole family. So what's that got to do with an unbearably cute kitten who hears homicidal voices in it's head? =P

At 8/16/07 10:25 PM, poxpower wrote:

At 8/16/07 10:19 PM, blazer133 wrote: attanetion
global worming
problem wrong with
usuially
gewtting rit of
this idea is full proof. blobal dimming will go away along with glbal worming.

I UNDERSTAND...
YES...

Too funny to lock.

lol blobal... LOL

so anyway, the Blobe is being infested by worms... you know, this kinda come to mind...

anyway, I remember a trick for making worms rise to the surface, you soak the ground in water, then electrify the ground. the worms will rise to the surface to escape the shock. water and electricity is the answer to blobal worming!

At 8/17/07 01:39 PM, Imperator wrote: QUICK,

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You know THe whole blobal worming was an idea of Hitler to destroy the croplands of the U.S. in WW111.
THank god , that the pot crop of British Columbia was never affected. Now I know the piously devoted religions out there are going to take offense for my using God & Pot in the same sentence, but what the heck ,Religions all suck anyway.
They would be of more service to us if they worked toward legalizing Pot , instead of wasteing all that time praying & shit.

Good enough Imp ?
LOL ;-)

At 8/23/07 06:08 PM, morefngdbs wrote:

At 8/17/07 01:39 PM, Imperator wrote: QUICK,

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You know THe whole blobal worming was an idea of Hitler to destroy the croplands of the U.S. in WW111.
THank god , that the pot crop of British Columbia was never affected. Now I know the piously devoted religions out there are going to take offense for my using God & Pot in the same sentence, but what the heck ,Religions all suck anyway.
They would be of more service to us if they worked toward legalizing Pot , instead of wasteing all that time praying & shit.

Good enough Imp ?
LOL ;-)

I don't see why they don't. I havn't tried it, because I'm a good boy, but smoking pot practically amounts to a religious experience by itself. =P.

At 8/23/07 05:10 PM, Korriken wrote: so anyway, the Blobe is being infested by worms... you know, this kinda come to mind...

anyway, I remember a trick for making worms rise to the surface, you soak the ground in water, then electrify the ground. the worms will rise to the surface to escape the shock. water and electricity is the answer to blobal worming!

I know another trick to bring them to the surface.you place some speakers in the ground(they must be really loud)and play some music that as some rain sounds.they will think that its really raining and they will come to the surface!

At 8/23/07 08:23 PM, InsaniMaster471 wrote: I don't see why they don't. I havn't tried it, because I'm a good boy, but smoking pot practically amounts to a religious experience by itself. =P.

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I never thought about it in that way before !
I'm going to go and get some "religion" right now <rolls blunt> *experiences god's rapture* *eye rollie* *eye rollie*

Thor.