TomStampWade

[Sh0T-D0wN]

Thank you Everyone.

Students of Newgrounds Elementary,

I am here to educate you about the single biggest threat to our Bulletin Board System. You see, there is something on the BBS which threatens our very existence. And may be an end to Newgrounds as we know it.

I'm talking, of course, about TomStampWade.

It is a creature which roams the BBS, alone. It is half Tom, half Stamper, and half Wade.

Some people say that TomStampWade isn't real. Well I am here to tell you that it is very real, and certainly exists.

I'm eating cereal.

TomStampWade doesn't care who you are, how many posts you have, or what Flashes you've made. TomStampWade simply wants to get you.

I'm really, eating, cereal.

But have no fear, for I am here to save you. And some day, when the BBS is freed from the sinister clutches of TomStampWade, the BBS will say "THANK YOU Sh0T-D0wN, you're super-awesome".

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I assure you, my fellow Newgrounders, that TomStampWade is no laughing matter. If we do not stop him soon, he may engulf our entire way of life, ridding the world of Newgrounds once and for all.

I just finished my cereal.

There is only one sure fire way to destroy TomStampWade. Quickly, my friends, we must fill the BBS with hot molten lead!

[Seriana]

At 8/16/07 09:04 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote: There is only one sure fire way to destroy TomStampWade. Quickly, my friends, we must fill the BBS with hot molten lead!

Maybe some of the idiots will be killed as well.

Thanks for the laugh.

[HandsomeJake]

It must beat off with it's left hand. uncontrollably at that.

[DlME]

you're all gore?

[BOZARTH187]

wow way to suck ass at trying to copy a south park joke.

[TacoFreak]

Hahaha I remember that episode.

[Odio]

Excuse me, as I disguise myself "Man With Two Bowling Balls", so noone shoots me. Well, if anyone does, I'll at least be a nice stalagmite looking thing!

[Frank]

How can one creature be made up of three halves?

[Sh0T-D0wN]

At 8/16/07 09:13 PM, Frank wrote: How can one creature be made up of three halves?

They divided by zero at the same time. Thus creating a quantum void in our nebula rendering the three to be smashed into one being.

I have no idea what I just said.

[Strength]

Are you super serial?

[Sh0T-D0wN]

At 8/16/07 09:22 PM, Strength wrote: Are you super serial?

I am super DUPER serial

[poryon2]

I'm gonna gave nightmares.

[mike-enterprises]

there that's hot molten lead

i think...

so are we safe now