The stupidest things on the net....

[Janus]

Long one, people. Sorry.

WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF SAUNA PANTS !!!

AFTER YOU READ THIS MESSAGE, YOU'LL SURPRISE AND REALIZE THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE TAKEN ROUGHLY, AND SO, YOU'LL EXAMINE YOURSELF AGAIN.

BUT, ANYWAY, I'M SURE THAT THE READING WILL MAKE YOU FRUITFUL.

DIDN'T YOU TAKE YOUR TESTICLES ROUGHLY WHEN YOU ENJOYED HOTBATH, SAUNA, HOTSHOWER, FAR-INFRARED RAYS? NEWSPAPER SAYS THAT THE TESTICLES OF THE WORKERS AROUND THE KILM, FURNACE, OVEN AND MELTING TANK ARE WEAKEN SLOWLY DAY BY DAY.

DOCTORS ARE WARNING THAT TESTICLES OF THOSE DRIVERS FOR TAXI, BUS, TRUCK.... ARE GETTING WEAKER AND THEIR SPERMATOZOA IS FACED WITH SERIOUS DAMAGE OR DEATH AS THEY STAY OR WORK IN HIGH TEMPERATURE.

SPERMATOZOA IS PRECIOUS SEED FOR YOUR OFFSPRING IN FURTHER FUTURE.

THEREFORE, I STRONGLY SUGGEST THAT ALL MEN, EXCEPT A HOLY FATHER AND A REVEREND, SHOULD WEAR SAUNA PANTS WHEN THEIR TESTICLES ARE FACED WITH HEATING.

PLEASE, LISTEN TO THE SEED'S CRYING CAUSED BY PAINFUL THERMAL SHOCK!

IT'S A VERY NICE THERMAL INSULATION TO WEAR COOL AND CHILLY PANTS, WE CALL "SAUNA PANTS", FOR EVERY MEN WHO WANT TO PROTECT THEIR TESTICLES FROM THERMAL SHOCK WHILE THEY ARE TAKING A HOT BATH, SAUNA, HOTSHOWER, FAR-INFRARED RAYS AND WORKING IN THE CIRCUMSTANCES OF HIGH TEMPERATURE.

GENERALLY, WHEN MEN TAKE A HOT BATH THEY FEEL SO GOOD WITH NAKED BODY, BUT FROM NOW ON, THEY SHOULD WEAR SAUNA PANTS.

IN KOREA, OLD MEN SAY THAT THE SWEET BOY SHOULD BROUGHT UP AS CHILLY AS POSSIBLE. FRANKLY SPEAKING, I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IT MEANT WHEN I WAS YOUNG, BUT NOW I REALIZE THAT IT MEANS THE HEALTH OF THE TESTICLES AND SPERMATOZOA.

IN A POINT OF VIEW OF MEDICAL SCIENCE, THE REPRODUCTION ABILITY OF THE TESTICLES GOES DOWN SHARPLY AND THE LIVES OF SPERMATOZOA ARE FACED WITH DEATH AS THE TEMPERATURE GOES UP, AS A RESULT, THE PRECIOUS BOY, TREATING HIS TESTICLE AS HOT, WILL HAVE SOME TROUBLES IN HAVING A BABY IN THE FUTURE.

IT IS WELL KNOWN MEDICAL TREATMENT FOR A MAN OF STERILITY THAT APPLYING A ICE PACK REPEATEDLY ON THE SCROTUM.

AS YOU KNOW WELL, THERE ARE A LOT OF PROVES OF KEEPING A TESTICLE COLD FOR THE IMPROVEMENT OF MEN'S HEALTH BASED ON SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENTS SUCH AS USING FROZEN SPERMATOZOA FOR MAKING A BABY AFTER THAWING IT, AN ICE PACK TREATMENT ON THE SCROTUM FOR STERILE MEN, THE FACT THAT A TESTICLE, WHOSE SURFACE IS COVERED WITH CRUMPLED SKIN FOR THE FUNCTION OF TEMPERATURE CONTROL, IS LOCATED ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE BODY AND SO ON.

IN SUMMERTIME YOU CAN SEE THE TESTICLES OF THE OXEN HUNG DOWN AT A FARM VILLAGE.

THE DESCRIPTIONS WHICH I WROTE ABOVE ARE THE GOOD EXAMPLES THAT TESTICLES SHOULD BE KEPT COLD.

BUT TODAY, MEN ENJOY A HOT BATH FOR RELAXING, OVERCOMING A HOT SEASON AS A TRADITIONAL WAY, FOR A SLEEP, AND THE BATH OF FAR-INFRARED RAYS FOR THEIR HEALTH.

BUT DURING THEIR ENJOYMENT OF THE HOT BATH, THEIR TESTICLES ARE WEAKENED SLOWLY DAY BY DAY.

ON THE OTHER HAND, WE SHOULD PAY ATTENTION TO THE WORKERS IN THE INDUSTRY SITE.
THE TESTICLES OF WORKERS AROUND THE HEAT FACILITIES, LIKE IRON MANUFACTURING PLANT, GLASS MELTING PLANT, CEMENT KILN, AND TILE FURNACE ETC., WILL BE WEAKENED DAY BY DAY IF THEY DON'T TAKE CARE OF IT.

AS ONE OF EXPERTS GRADUATED FROM TECHNICAL UNIVERSITY, AND AN ENGINEER, HAVING A CAREER OF 20 YEARS IN THERMAL INSULATION SECTION, AT LAST I DESIGNED AND MANUFACTURED SAUNA PANTS FOR PROTECTING THE SEED OF THE MEN WHO ENJOYING HOT BATH, SAUNA, AND FOR THE MEN WHO WORKING AROUND THE HEAT FACILITIES.

VARIOUS KIND OF DESIGNED PANTS ARE APPLIED FOR THE PATENT AUTHORITIES AS NO.1100506567047 AND NO.1100538158251 AND ACCORDING TO THE INTERNATIONAL LAW OF PATENT, OUR COMPANY CAN CLAIM THE RIGHT OF THESE GOODS PRIOR TO ANY ONE.

AT NOW, I AM PRODUCING ONE KIND OF SAMPLES WHICH ONE OF THE VARIOUS MODEL.

I AM SURE THESE PANTS WILL BE NECESSITIESS FOR ALL MEN.

IF A WOMAN BUY THESE GOODS AS THE PRESENT TO HER LOVER, SHE MAY BE MORE LOVED BY HER LOVER.

EACH HOME, HOT SPRING PLACE, HOT BATH PLACE, HOTEL, SAUNA PLACE, AND THE WORKERS AT HEAT FACILITIES ARE PROVIDED WITH SAUNA PANTS IN THE NEAR FUTURE.

YES, IT IS TOO BIG BUSINESS FOR ONE COMPANY TO DO.

SO, I SEEK FOR SOME BUSINESS PARTNERS WHO PRODUCE / SELL TO THE DOMESTIC/ ABROAD MARKET.

INVESTORS, SPONSORS WILL BE WELCOMED TOO.

IF YOU WANT TO JOIN MY BUSINESS, PLEASE INTRODUCE YOURSELF IN KOREAN OR/ENGLISH/JAPANESE AND SEND IT TO ME AS FOLLOWS.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR READING.

- FOLLOWING ADDRESS -

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Goddamn. Some people are seriously concerned with the menial things in life.

-Janus

[ShitOnAStick]

Another reason to add to the list why I love being a chick.

[Janus]

That's a switch though...most times I'm considering myself lucky to be a man.

Of course, I don't intend to have kids. So, I can dispense with the snowball treatment. Children wouldn't be worth walking around with a freezer in your underwear...

...though on some hot days, it'd actually be a little relieving.

:)

-Janus

[Renwen]

Theres worse out there, theres sites for the KKK, the ANP, the Black Panthers, and of course the white guys who act black like Eminem.. the net is full of stupidity.

[ShitOnAStick]

At 7/1/03 10:38 PM, Janus wrote: SOAS owns me

Yea..well..You might change your mind on the whole children thing. and I already told you that im going to bear your children one day, so, you're stuck with it. So you better be taking care of down there starting now. No saunas for you!

[Malachy]

At 7/1/03 10:35 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: Another reason to add to the list why I love being a chick.

yes, but being a chick sucks, you got periods, and during puberty your body does some wacked out shit and causes you to have to relearn sports and that

chick's friends are always backstabbing, its insane, girls are evil as hell when it comes to back stabbing, at least us dudes just take it and resolve our differences in a fist fight, then we're best friends or something,

and guys are upfront with their insults, chicks just spread them around secretely through gossip...i'd hate to be a chick

and this may be rather sexist, but oh well, who said i had to censor myself? but being a guy beats the shorts off of being a chick.

and another thing, studys have shown adolesent chicks are more prone to depression than dudes, of course dudes are less likely to admit or notice they are depressed.

[ShitOnAStick]

At 7/1/03 10:43 PM, MALforpresident wrote: blah blah blah

Chicks mentally break down people when they want revenge as men think with their fists. Our way is far more productive.

We are known to understand life better, because we cry and they say , women cry more because they understand the world better

Our periods are a perfect excuse to go around bitching at people and using PMS as an excuse even if we aren;t.

Men fear us for it.

We make the rules. especially in relationships.

We always win in arguements.

We are not uptight on sexuality nor our feelings.

We may back stab..But its better to beat the shit out of a friend for a stupid cause. again..mental is more productive

See? I can be sexist too.

[Renwen]

At 7/1/03 10:47 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: Alot

Theres nothin to what women do.. i might get shit for saying this but. its not mentaly breaking men down its: the power of the pussy.

[Janus]

At 7/1/03 10:47 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: evil chick powers

Yeah, but I developed a defense mechanism for that. And it's not limited to defense against women.

I actually concentrated enough thought and redefinition into my life that I simply consider myself above all that. You'd be surprised how good you feel about yourself when you look down at humanity as a primitive sub-species.

Of course, you still have to be diplomatic. A superior intellectual being on this planet is far outnumbered by billions of dumbasses.

:)

Bleh. That was utterly off-topic.

-Janus

[Platypus007]

OMG, liek, where can i buy those? My balls are totally melting. They are weaking! I touch them and they go all mushy.

Who comes up with these things you ask? The swedes. They're crazy I say. Crazy. With their crafty fucked up gadgets and sauna pants.

[Malachy]

At 7/1/03 10:47 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote:

At 7/1/03 10:43 PM, MALforpresident wrote: blah blah blah

blah blah blah?! uh!

Chicks mentally break down people when they want revenge as men think with their fists. Our way is far more productive.

yeah, more productive at LOSING a friend, or making more enemies, at least dudes dont do that so that they keep the least amount of people who want us dead around

We are known to understand life better, because we cry and they say , women cry more because they understand the world better

we understand the world, chicks just cry because they cannot deal with what they may be able to understand

Our periods are a perfect excuse to go around bitching at people and using PMS as an excuse even if we aren;t.

I KNEW IT, you know, if i go around being all bitchy, people just yell at me and say i'm being more disrespectful, thats it, chicks have not respect for others

Men fear us for it.

no, we just stay away cuz we know we arn't gonna get any, its true

We make the rules. especially in relationships.

we just fallow the rules to get some

We always win in arguements.

well, since i clearly am not trying to get any, you ain't winning this one

We are not uptight on sexuality nor our feelings.

well, if your open with feelings as a dude, you get your ass kicked

We may back stab..But its better to beat the shit out of a friend for a stupid cause. again..mental is more productive

yes, but that also risks losing good friends, usually after i'm in a fight with a friend we dont seem to hold grudges

See? I can be sexist too.

yes, but what ever you can do, i can do better :)

[ShitOnAStick]

Wahh..Im too tired to argue..But...
I'VE PROABABLY SEEN MORE BOOBS THAN YOU!
:D

Janus- You don't have MSN, do you?

[Malachy]

At 7/1/03 11:08 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: Wahh..Im too tired to argue..But...
I'VE PROABABLY SEEN MORE BOOBS THAN YOU!

D

yes, but i bet i coulf find twice that many on the internet in one minute ;), of course being a dude its almost a natural instinct

you'd be amazed how many boobs i've seen, yes in real life...

[Miikro]

I never plan on having children, so no way I'm gonna do anything like that.

Children are evil.

[63236]

Popups or those annoying flashing/moving banners.

[Miikro]

At 7/1/03 11:18 PM, UltimaLink wrote: Popups or those annoying flashing/moving banners.

...You didn't even read this topic...

[House-Of-Leaves]

Oh, my lord, why is everything making me laugh so much today???

Okay, first...I...don't know what to say. About the...sauna pants, was it? *cackles* Oh, my word.

Second, I can't remember who said it. "The power of the pussy." hahaha, I've been told that by my boyfriend before. He's quite honest about it.

His motto, and I paraphrase: "Women can cry in a relationship and get what they want. It's just what happens. Sometimes us men are truly sorry for making women cry. But there's always that fear in the backs of our minds: 'Are we ever gonna get laid again?'"

*LMAO*

[TomFlump]

call this a false generalization if you will, but women suck at everything.

[ShitOnAStick]

At 7/2/03 03:02 AM, FrankTheTank wrote: call this a false generalization if you will, but women suck at everything.

*blinks*
That better have been a joke.

[TomFlump]

At 7/2/03 03:03 AM, ShitOnAStick wrote:

At 7/2/03 03:02 AM, FrankTheTank wrote: call this a false generalization if you will, but women suck at everything.

*blinks*
That better have been a joke.

you obviously dont watch the simpsons much...

[ShitOnAStick]

At 7/2/03 03:07 AM, FrankTheTank wrote:

you obviously dont watch the simpsons much...

Yea..i tend to have a life outside of the TV too.

[TomFlump]

At 7/2/03 03:08 AM, ShitOnAStick wrote: Yea..i tend to have a life outside of the TV too.

cheap shot... :'(

[wdfcverfgtghm]

Well gawwwd dahm!

Sign me up for 14 pairs. I want to protect my chilly young boy sperm!!!