R.I.P. Symbiontic.

[Latecks]

"I'd be really sad if anything ever happened to Symbiontic"
"I think I'd rather give up Ionical that give up Symbiontic"

Both quotes, made recently, showed my affection for my alt account Symbiontic. I had not imagined anything ever happening to it, but now, I am faced with the reality that I have locked myself out of my alt.

A couple of weeks ago, I changed the email address for Symbiontic to a different address, so I could stop using my parent's email address for him. I was also forced to change the password, due to new NG security requirements. The new requirements actually do work quite well. In fact, they succeded in preventing even me, the account creator, from accessing the account.

I originally signed Symbiontic up on January 11th as OMGISUXATTEHINTRANET, an alt intended solely for PM spamming people, asking "I heard you're ghey. Are you?". While it annoyed many people, and gave me many laughs, OMGISUX was not what I was looking for in an alt. On January 23, I changed the name to zezima2, and began posting on the BBS, claiming to be Zezima. I also changed the PM spamming technique to asking "do u lik runescape" and spammed people for months. I eventually racked up almost 800 PMs from various people.

After having conversations with some people, I realized that I didn't know anything about Zezima's fighting/playing style, and decided I wasn't qualified to impersonate him/her. I eventually changed the name to Symbiontic, and began posting under the disguse of a Runescape addict so suckered into the game that he thinks that Runescape has been around forever. This blindness to reality was revealed in a PM exchange I had with a user, whose alias will not be given out of respect for his anonymity, in which Symbiontic claimed that "al th smrt ppl ply runescape". When that conclusion was challenged by the user, saying the ancient Greeks were smart and never played Runescape, Symbiontic said that they had to have played because the stuff they built looked like some of the stuff in Runescape.

Needless to say, the user came to the conclusion that Symbiontic was a retard and blocked him.

Eventually, I decided to try to join the Socom Squad with my alt, and created a three-page long topic that was regarded as hilarious and placed in our archive for fun topics, and was later lost when we moved forums. That led to the creation of Symbiontic's final topic, th socom squad is meen.

And today, I attemped to log in to check how much longer it was until the ban was up, only to discover that I had forgotten the password and email.

Several people knew that I was behind Symbiontic, however, out of respect for their anonymity, I will not post them here.

R.I.P. Symbiontic.

1/11/07 - 8/14/07

For all you TL;DRers, I was behind Symbiontic, and locked myself out of the account.

Also, if you suspected it was me, your local police department needs detectives.

[MadCow]

You are a GIGANTIC faggot, lmfao.

I had a feeling that user was to intelligent to be real.

[Latecks]

At 8/14/07 11:32 PM, MadCow wrote: You are a GIGANTIC faggot, lmfao.

Okay, you can stop informing me how gay I am.

At 8/14/07 11:34 PM, 2crqetisuevt wrote: i luvd him on rs

I didn't need to see that.

[MadCow]

At 8/14/07 11:34 PM, 2crqetisuevt wrote: i luvd him on rs

wow wow wee wow :3

At 8/14/07 11:35 PM, LateckS wrote:

At 8/14/07 11:32 PM, MadCow wrote: You are a GIGANTIC faggot, lmfao.

Okay, you can stop informing me how gay I am.

GOD DAMMIT, YOU'RE TEARING AT MY BRAIN LIKE A JACKAL. All I'm trying to do is open up, and share my true feeling with you, but you just RAPE and RAPE and RAPE D:<

[Latecks]

At 8/14/07 11:35 PM, LateckS wrote:

At 8/14/07 11:32 PM, MadCow wrote: You are a GIGANTIC faggot, lmfao.

Okay, you can stop informing me how gay I am.

GOD DAMMIT, YOU'RE TEARING AT MY BRAIN LIKE A JACKAL. All I'm trying to do is open up, and share my true feeling with you, but you just RAPE and RAPE and RAPE D:<

Oh, I get it now. :)

[Sunglasses]

I knew you were him before you ever said anything.

[verycoolguy]

At 8/14/07 11:41 PM, Sunglasses wrote: I knew you were him before you ever said anything.

You owe me 5 bucks.

[Sunglasses]

At 8/14/07 11:42 PM, verycoolguy wrote:

At 8/14/07 11:41 PM, Sunglasses wrote: I knew you were him before you ever said anything.

You owe me 5 bucks.

But I've only got $10.

[Latecks]

At 8/14/07 11:42 PM, verycoolguy wrote:

At 8/14/07 11:41 PM, Sunglasses wrote: I knew you were him before you ever said anything.

Like I said, they always could use more detectives.

You owe me 5 bucks.

Age: 15

HOLY SHIT UNDERAGE GAMBLING

[simon]

At 8/14/07 11:34 PM, 2crqetisuevt wrote: i luvd him on rs

That just made this thread officially win.

[Ionical]

I miss him already. I always found the replies to his topics funny. Even if he wasn't, there would always be someone who would open up and flame the shit out of him.

[AarghCat]

At 8/14/07 11:32 PM, MadCow wrote: You are a GIGANTIC faggot, lmfao.

God knows that's all you have to say. Every fucking time.

[Latecks]

I think the true sense of what I've lost just hit me. I'm really depressed right now.

[SeeInTheDark]

At 8/15/07 12:51 PM, LateckS wrote: I think the true sense of what I've lost just hit me. I'm really depressed right now.

Someone needs an e-hug.
Also, I brought a tuna-noodle casserole so you don't have to cook in your grief.

:'(