Poodle Vs Guinea Pig

[StarF68]

An epic battle... A fierce struggle... Who will win!?

I don't know, but I do know that the battle will be intense. The poodle clearly has the guinea pig beat in agility, being able to run. However, the guinea pig is not slow, he has a moderate pace, he just cannot go quite as fast... However, due to his little body he can slip easily into hiding places and evade the poodle, no matter how fast he is!

Who will victor? Who will have a stronger attack? Surely the poodle has a vicious bite, but a guiea pig can bite hard as well, possibly even take out one of the poodles legs!

And the poodle has very curly and poofy fur, what if the guinea pig should happen to set the poodle on fire!?

The poodle, of course, can punt the guinea pig off a bridge... Or something, if it should get the opportunity to do so...

Whatever happens, it'll be epic.

[candidate-zero]

Guinea pigs are hardcore and would obviously win because they eat their babies.

[B1LlYPL6C380]

I hate poodles ! dawn french ! AARRRGGGHHHHH !!!

[Trambamboline]

Guinea Pig FTW! They rawk, I've got one myself and they kick the most arse.

[Mechabloby]

Poodles are too curly. =(

Guinea pigs for the fucking win!

[BuddhaGeo]

wtf @ the size of that guinea pig.

[StarF68]

At 8/13/07 05:19 AM, BuddhaGeo wrote: wtf @ the size of that guinea pig.

He will consume you.

Guinea pigs rock. :)

[BuddhaGeo]

wtf seriously, when I was a kid I had had a guinea pig for 3 years before it died, and I couldn't even have imagined that guinea pigs of such proportions exist.
Is is some special breed?

[Deadring2]

The monster Guina Pig wins, D'OH! :p

[StarF68]

At 8/13/07 05:23 AM, BuddhaGeo wrote: wtf seriously, when I was a kid I had had a guinea pig for 3 years before it died, and I couldn't even have imagined that guinea pigs of such proportions exist.
Is is some special breed?

Not to my knowledge. A couple of friends got him for me for my birthday three years ago, apparently from Petsmart.

However, I've had quite a few guinea pigs (Well, I've had about three and my moms had about three) and they usually don't get this big. I don't think it's a special breed, just a different type of guinea pig. Most of them get almost that size, but not quite as big.

[Orange-Jews]

poodles are retarded.

[BuddhaGeo]

Your one just looks ginormous, my guinea pig was probably 1/5 of yours.
(btw my guinea pig died because we had bathed him when it was freezing outside (moscow).
Do you bath him?

[StarF68]

At 8/13/07 05:29 AM, BuddhaGeo wrote: Your one just looks ginormous, my guinea pig was probably 1/5 of yours.
(btw my guinea pig died because we had bathed him when it was freezing outside (moscow).
Do you bath him?

Lol, yes. In the kitchen sink. XD

You're sure you had a guinea pig? Haha, what kind of fur did it have? Usually the type of fur indicates its breed.

Maybe you just had a small type of breed, maybe it wasn't a guinea pig. O.O

[BuddhaGeo]

Well I'm pretty sure it was a guinea pig, I even have a picture of him.
(his fur was nearly identical as your guinea pigs)
I'll post a picture of him in a minute (need to scan)

[BuddhaGeo]

Here it is.
That's me btw LOL

[mariobro42]

There's only one way to settle this: FIIIIIIIIGHT!

[BuddhaGeo]

At 8/13/07 06:09 AM, mariobro42 wrote: There's only one way to settle this: FIIIIIIIIGHT!

The poodle won :(

[StarF68]

At 8/13/07 06:31 AM, BuddhaGeo wrote:

At 8/13/07 06:09 AM, mariobro42 wrote: There's only one way to settle this: FIIIIIIIIGHT!

The poodle won :(

Pfft, how could people search for poodles more than guinea pigs!? D:

At 8/13/07 06:08 AM, BuddhaGeo wrote: Here it is.
That's me btw LOL

Well it's hair is more smooth. You can see on mine the fur sticks out quite a bit randomly, which isn't from not brushing/bathing him for awhile or anything, that's just naturally the way his fur is. So I'm willing to bet that they're different breeds.

[DoomyCheese]

Guinea Pig, hands down.

[lil-bunny40]

It seems we have a referee!

Please welcome your ref for this fight, Barley!

*crowd cheers*

[iateamexican]

But the Guinea Pig might choke on that curly shite D:

[lil-bunny40]

Yeah, my kitten's the ref.

Whatchagonnado?

[lil-bunny40]

God damnit.

Just remembered I can no longer refer to Barley as a kitten.

I have to refer to him as a cat now, because his 1st birthday was on Tuesday. ^-^

-Sniff-

...

OH WELL. Felix Kitten food is more expensive than Felix normal food anydangway. XP

[lil-bunny40]

And now, on a I'm-so-bored note...

Here's a picture of Barley on the 26th of December, 2006. Playing with his toy he got for christmas. (The mouse on a stick, not the Lightning McQueen! That's my brother's.)

[IronKoala]

New commer: Enzo!
He is only a puppy, A huge puppy!
Weight: 28kg (adult 80-100kg)
age: 18 weeks
Gender: Male

Those puppy teeth are like needles, oh and the pic in my profile is of his father He was about 115kg. Something to look forward to!

[StarF68]

At 8/13/07 06:49 AM, IronKoala wrote: New commer: Enzo!
He is only a puppy, A huge puppy!
Weight: 28kg (adult 80-100kg)
age: 18 weeks
Gender: Male

O.O

No fair! You're out of your weight class for this match. D:

At 8/13/07 06:47 AM, lil-bunny40 wrote: And now, on a I'm-so-bored note...

Here's a picture of Barley on the 26th of December, 2006. Playing with his toy he got for christmas. (The mouse on a stick, not the Lightning McQueen! That's my brother's.)

Cute. :3

At 8/13/07 06:44 AM, Aci6 wrote: A Guinea pig would be too slow and not have anything on the poodle, easily a poodle would be able to grab the guinea pig and throw it around, dazing it out and then going in again.
Also because of the Poodle's hide and fur the guinea pigs small teeth wouldn't be able to get into it properly and actually hurt the dog.
The Dog would win.

Well realistically I guess you are right (Except for the throwing part. He's a weak poodle and he's a heavy guinea pig), but this is the intrawebs, where other factors - factors that escape reality! - must be taken into account.

Guinea pigs have the awsomeness factor you know. :3

[Redleif]

guinea pigs vs poodle...
hmm.

guineapigs>
awesomeness
ability to transform into giant titanic fur-balls
razor-sharp teeth

poodles>
poodleishness
stupidity
ability to run away

Guinea-pigs win hands down

[IronKoala]

At 8/13/07 06:52 AM, StarF68 wrote: O.O

No fair! You're out of your weight class for this match. D:

The fact that he trips over his own huge paws makes up for that. Just keep away from him untill he goes SMACK on his face.

[StarF68]

At 8/13/07 06:59 AM, IronKoala wrote:

At 8/13/07 06:52 AM, StarF68 wrote: O.O

No fair! You're out of your weight class for this match. D:

The fact that he trips over his own huge paws makes up for that. Just keep away from him untill he goes SMACK on his face.

Well then.

The plot thickens.

[Gagsy]

Whatever happens..

I'm calling the R.S.P.C.A