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I think I may be a vampire 2007-08-12 16:57:47 Reply

I dislike the sun, I like V8, everytime I bite my lip or tongue I suck on it and I always have the urge to bite wpmen, specifically women.

Just yesterday I went outside and I only stayed outside for half an hour and I got a majour sun burn.

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Response to I think I may be a vampire 2007-08-12 16:58:56 Reply

At 8/12/07 04:57 PM, Phsyco-Mantis wrote: I always have the urge to bite wpmen, specifically women.

Wait, what?


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Response to I think I may be a vampire 2007-08-12 16:59:06 Reply

SOMEONE GET THE GARLIC.


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Response to I think I may be a vampire 2007-08-12 16:59:12 Reply

At 8/12/07 04:57 PM, Phsyco-Mantis wrote: I dislike the sun, I like V8, everytime I bite my lip or tongue I suck on it and I always have the urge to bite wpmen, specifically women.

Just yesterday I went outside and I only stayed outside for half an hour and I got a majour sun burn.

.............Who doesn't like to bite woman. Except.......most women.


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Response to I think I may be a vampire 2007-08-12 16:59:23 Reply

At 8/12/07 04:57 PM, Phsyco-Mantis wrote: bite women, specifically women.

Thanks for being specific..


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For now look at this.

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Response to I think I may be a vampire 2007-08-12 17:00:05 Reply

You like Wpmen?

So Do I!

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Response to I think I may be a vampire 2007-08-12 17:00:48 Reply

At 8/12/07 04:57 PM, Phsyco-Mantis wrote: I dislike the sun, I like V8, everytime I bite my lip or tongue I suck on it and I always have the urge to bite wpmen, specifically women.

Just yesterday I went outside and I only stayed outside for half an hour and I got a majour sun burn.

sounds like your somewhat albino.


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Response to I think I may be a vampire 2007-08-12 17:01:41 Reply

At 8/12/07 05:00 PM, edelsen wrote:
At 8/12/07 04:57 PM, Phsyco-Mantis wrote: I dislike the sun, I like V8, everytime I bite my lip or tongue I suck on it and I always have the urge to bite wpmen, specifically women.

Just yesterday I went outside and I only stayed outside for half an hour and I got a majour sun burn.
sounds like your somewhat albino.

Maybe hes just a alpha-nerd.


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Response to I think I may be a vampire 2007-08-12 17:01:52 Reply

You're skin is sensitive to the sun, you have a habit of biting on (And doing other things) soft objects/things, V8 is a videogame, and for the "Women" one, you're just a pimp.


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Response to I think I may be a vampire 2007-08-12 17:02:02 Reply

You're a v8-liking albino with natural reflexes and hormones. Get over it.


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Response to I think I may be a vampire 2007-08-12 17:02:51 Reply

So sorry for that typographical error, I would edit my post if I could but this forum lacks the power to do so.

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Response to I think I may be a vampire 2007-08-12 17:05:15 Reply

At 8/12/07 05:01 PM, Vkothos wrote: V8 is a videogame,

I thought V8 was a vegtable drink...

also your not a vampire you just want something to be special so you make up stupid shit like this

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Response to I think I may be a vampire 2007-08-12 17:06:14 Reply

I thought ALbino's had blonde hair and blue eyes? I have both brown hair and eyes.

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Response to I think I may be a vampire 2007-08-12 17:06:34 Reply

At 8/12/07 05:05 PM, Kronkus wrote:
At 8/12/07 05:01 PM, Vkothos wrote: V8 is a videogame,
I thought V8 was a vegtable drink...

It IS a drink.


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Response to I think I may be a vampire 2007-08-12 17:07:22 Reply

You only dislike the sun cuz youd rather be on ng


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Response to I think I may be a vampire 2007-08-12 17:08:54 Reply

At 8/12/07 04:57 PM, Phsyco-Mantis wrote:

wpmen, specifically women.

Wpman?

I think I may be a vampire


I tried to see it your way but I couldn't get my head that far up my ass...
Some good threads of mine...
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Response to I think I may be a vampire 2007-08-12 17:09:01 Reply

At 8/12/07 05:01 PM, WTF63833 wrote: Maybe hes just a alpha-nerd.

At least hes not a delta nerd, OH BURNED, YOU WANT SOME SUNSCREAN ON THAT BURN!?


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Response to I think I may be a vampire 2007-08-12 17:10:24 Reply

At 8/12/07 05:06 PM, Phsyco-Mantis wrote: I thought ALbino's had blonde hair and blue eyes? I have both brown hair and eyes.

Albinos have white hair, white skin, and, believe it or not, red eyes you fail!


I tried to see it your way but I couldn't get my head that far up my ass...
Some good threads of mine...
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Response to I think I may be a vampire 2007-08-12 17:11:28 Reply

Not vampire,albino.


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Response to I think I may be a vampire 2007-08-12 17:15:35 Reply

Don`t worry, those are the effects of an empty life.

Suicide is calling at your door.


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Response to I think I may be a vampire 2007-08-12 17:17:31 Reply

At 8/12/07 04:57 PM, Phsyco-Mantis wrote: I dislike the sun, I like V8, everytime I bite my lip or tongue I suck on it and I always have the urge to bite wpmen, specifically women.

Just yesterday I went outside and I only stayed outside for half an hour and I got a majour sun burn.

awesome! go attack tom fulp! =P


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Response to I think I may be a vampire 2007-08-12 17:18:12 Reply

At 8/12/07 05:10 PM, silverhammer522 wrote:
At 8/12/07 05:06 PM, Phsyco-Mantis wrote: I thought ALbino's had blonde hair and blue eyes? I have both brown hair and eyes.
Albinos have white hair, white skin, and, believe it or not, red eyes you fail!

Well... I never met a man with red eyes.

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Response to I think I may be a vampire 2007-08-12 17:19:47 Reply

I have read the posts and I have come up with a response.

What. The. Hell.

Stop making up things to make yourself look important. You're human, you're either an albino or you don't like sun light. That doesn't mean you're a vampire. Unless you can jump really high, and water burns you. That and the fact that you can bounce back really quick from getting hit by a truck. If you can't do that you're not a vampire. I suggest trying out the truck theory first though.

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Response to I think I may be a vampire 2007-08-12 17:54:02 Reply

call van hellsing!