The Armys After Me!

[Me-Patch]

Here is a shortend version of a letter I just recieved from the United States Government.

Dear Mr. Me-Patch,
Our records identify you as a man who may be required to register with Selective Service, but has not done so. Failure to register with selective service is a federal crime punishable by a fine and imprisonment. Our objective is to register you, not prosecute you.

Sincerely, William A Chatfield

Turns out I wasn't at school (big suprise) when I was supposed to register for the draft. So what should I do, register or run to Canada.

[Me-Patch]

At 8/11/07 10:56 AM, Aci6 wrote: Run to Canada, move into an aprartment with someone completely different to you and have all sorts of hilarious antics and misadventures. Get Fox to film it.

Sounds better than shooting arabs.

[1337DoomReaper]

run to canada, we are teh roxxorz

[Onion-fusioN]

At 8/11/07 10:56 AM, Aci6 wrote:

At 8/11/07 10:54 AM, Me-Patch wrote: Turns out I wasn't at school (big suprise) when I was supposed to register for the draft. So what should I do, register or run to Canada.

Run to Canada, move into an aprartment with someone completely different to you and have all sorts of hilarious antics and misadventures. Get Fox to film it.

Hahahaha, yes!

[ragingfred]

Canada is a better choice

[Me-Patch]

At 8/11/07 10:58 AM, ragingfred wrote: Canada is a better choice

Do you have to register for the draft there?

[MMAASSTTEERR]

At 8/11/07 10:54 AM, Me-Patch wrote: Here is a shortend version of a letter I just recieved from the United States Government.

Dear Mr. Me-Patch,
Our records identify you as a man who may be required to register with Selective Service, but has

Well......I´ll wood run if I were you.

[Lost-Chances]

Why Canada? Why not move to a random country in Europe? Less chance of deporting back.

[Shawn]

At 8/11/07 10:58 AM, Me-Patch wrote:

At 8/11/07 10:58 AM, ragingfred wrote: Canada is a better choice

Do you have to register for the draft there?

We don't have Drafts....

[Me-Patch]

At 8/11/07 10:59 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: Why Canada? Why not move to a random country in Europe? Less chance of deporting back.

Well I thought Canada was into taking draft dodgers. They'll take a bunch of hippies but deport my ass for prosecution?

Do you know what they'll do to me in a federal prison? Don't answer that.

[Major-Blood]

Run to Canada. We'll protect you!

[bluebolt]

dont worry ur fellow newgrounders will help u!
right?

[Mr-Noobiwix]

just register and have a heart condition, problem solved

[FallenFalconx]

GO TO THE POST OFFICE RETARD LOL THATS WEHRE YOUR SUPPOSE TO DO IT IS THERE GO THERE NOW!!!!!!!!

[bbs-addict]

actually, i suggest going to Canada, then go to France

:France, we may be pussies, but we have great healthcare!

:and hide draft dodgers!

[Shawn]

At 8/11/07 11:19 AM, bbs-addict wrote: actually, i suggest going to Canada, then go to France

France, we may be pussies, but we have great healthcare!

Canada has better healthcare and we don't draft......

[bbs-addict]

At 8/11/07 11:20 AM, Shawn wrote:

At 8/11/07 11:19 AM, bbs-addict wrote: actually, i suggest going to Canada, then go to France

France, we may be pussies, but we have great healthcare!

Canada has better healthcare and we don't draft......

no, France has the better healthcare, you don`t have to wait as long for elective surgery

:wait did i just

[FallenFalconx]

NO HE NEEDS TO GO TO POST OFFICE

[bbs-addict]

At 8/11/07 11:22 AM, FallenFalconx wrote: NO HE NEEDS TO GO TO POST OFFICE

wait are you saying that you want him to experience the war on terror in Iraq!/!/

:dude, no one wants to go there unless you`re a patriot, or already in the military.

[FallenFalconx]

I HAVE TO SIGN UP WHEN I AM GOING TO WHEN IM 18 SO HE SHOULD TO OTHER WISE HE WILL BE PUT IN prison!!!!
:next to my grandma
LOL

[Me-Patch]

At 8/11/07 11:22 AM, FallenFalconx wrote: NO HE NEEDS TO GO TO POST OFFICE

You go to the post office to volunteer. They want me to register for the draft on www.sss.gov

[Shawn]

At 8/11/07 11:22 AM, bbs-addict wrote:

At 8/11/07 11:20 AM, Shawn wrote:

At 8/11/07 11:19 AM, bbs-addict wrote: actually, i suggest going to Canada, then go to France

France, we may be pussies, but we have great healthcare!

Canada has better healthcare and we don't draft......

no, France has the better healthcare, you don`t have to wait as long for elective surgery

you be suprised on how people say you have to wait long in canada! Thats its not true!

[AlexMoosh]

At 8/11/07 10:56 AM, Me-Patch wrote: Sounds better than shooting arabs.

There is nothing better than shooting Arabs.

[Me-Patch]

At 8/11/07 11:27 AM, AlexMoosh wrote:

At 8/11/07 10:56 AM, Me-Patch wrote: Sounds better than shooting arabs.

There is nothing better than shooting Arabs.

Shooting nazis.

I wouldn't mind fighting in a war worth fighting I have a military tradition in my family. But why the fuck would I want to go help muslims kill other muslims for being muslim.

[IllustriousPotentate]

Register, but underneath your signature, put "Under Protest".

[Me-Patch]

At 8/11/07 11:38 AM, IllustriousPotentate wrote: Register, but underneath your signature, put "Under Protest".

You can do that?

[DigDugz]

YOU'RE A DISGRACE TO YOUR COUNTRY, DEAN!

[IllustriousPotentate]

At 8/11/07 11:39 AM, Me-Patch wrote:

At 8/11/07 11:38 AM, IllustriousPotentate wrote: Register, but underneath your signature, put "Under Protest".

You can do that?

Sure! It won't do anything, but you can do it.

[Gamerguy95]

I wouldn't mind fighting in a war worth fighting I have a military tradition in my family. But why the fuck would I want to go help muslims kill other muslims for being muslim.

Jews.

[Vh1RyanMcRoyalMtv]

move to italy or china/japan instead... may not be faster then CA but you can become rich easy...