Its A Miracle I Don't Have Any Stds

[Bluemidgetguy]

So I'm writing this now only because I'm about to go have a one night stand with this girl I barely know. I know she's clean because her ex just got tested and whatev.

The reason for the topic title isn't for me to brag - but just to evaluate myself and share some of my sexual knowledge and experiences with you all.

I've had sex with over 21 different girls. I've also had sex with 1 guy. I've done oral sex with over 50 people. I know this exact count because I keep a sex diary. 3 Months ago I went to planned parenthood for my first time ever just too see if I had anything.....Amazingly I'm clean. I told the doctor my sexual encounters and he said for me to open my eyes and dwell on the real possibilities of STDs. I agree'd after a very informative lecture from him.

So children. Be careful. Especially of HPV - The doctor told me it's the most common and rapid STD going around. HPV is genital warts. Over 70% of Americans have it too. Crazy huh.

ANyways. I'm gonna go get laid.

[PuddleOfButter]

At 8/11/07 06:13 AM, Chad-T wrote: So I'm writing this now only because I'm about to go have a one night stand with this girl I barely know. I know she's clean because her ex just got tested and whatev.

no your not, people who are just about to have sex dont think about how they should tell losers on newgrounds about it.

[HellboundNinja]

At 8/11/07 06:15 AM, PuddleOfButter wrote:

At 8/11/07 06:13 AM, Chad-T wrote: So I'm writing this now only because I'm about to go have a one night stand with this girl I barely know. I know she's clean because her ex just got tested and whatev.

no your not, people who are just about to have sex dont think about how they should tell losers on newgrounds about it.

yes we do dumb as
swe have that luxery
We also make help topics about sex
check the history
its happneded several times

[Jesse-Ray]

And would you have any secrets about whorin?

[HellboundNinja]

At 8/11/07 06:20 AM, Jesse-Ray wrote: And would you have any secrets about whorin?

Yea be a dismissive asshole with an open mind
chicks love that shit
(soo not being sarcastic on that one)

[The-Great-One]

At 8/11/07 06:15 AM, PuddleOfButter wrote:

At 8/11/07 06:13 AM, Chad-T wrote: So I'm writing this now only because I'm about to go have a one night stand with this girl I barely know. I know she's clean because her ex just got tested and whatev.

no your not, people who are just about to have sex dont think about how they should tell losers on newgrounds about it.

I don't know I've read threads like this before and I think he might be telling the truth. Because he has had sex with 21 girls and 1 guy... if he told us about that 1 guy, something tells me he's telling the truth. But what the hell do I know according to some of you I'm just a n00b who you don't give a shit what I have to say.

[CuriousHobo]

At 8/11/07 06:13 AM, Chad-T wrote: HPV is genital warts. Over 70% of Americans have it too. Crazy huh.

Damn that's a high figure...good thing I've only slept with a couple of americans. I'm going to go get myself 'M.O.T.'ed sometime in the next 3 months, again just becaues I'm a bit active and have never been tested proper before, not even the swabs.
Uh...I hate fucking needles.

Anyway, enjoy the hook up.

[Lucy]

Do I get to call you a manwhore yet? Either that, or hell, you like to have fun.

[Some-Stupid-Idiot]

Did that one guy rape you or something because that is just wrong.

[LiL-ReEpEr-SnIpEr]

Too bad there was no mericle for your mother... :(

[Bluemidgetguy]

At 8/11/07 07:09 AM, Some-Stupid-Idiot wrote: Did that one guy rape you or something because that is just wrong.

No I fucked him.

[HTID]

At 8/13/07 02:13 AM, Chad-T wrote:

At 8/11/07 07:09 AM, Some-Stupid-Idiot wrote: Did that one guy rape you or something because that is just wrong.

No I fucked him.

Bisexual? I heard that instantly doubles your chance for a date.

[Danish-Cartoonist]

Argh, Chad stop being a wanker! Also, your thread died....

LET IT GO!!!! And no, women don't find back muscles sexy, so keep running and give up wrestling because it's fruity...

[jewdudewtf]

Age/Gender: 22, Male

Okay. So far, your story may hold water. But what guy would keep a sex diary?

Location: Lacey, WA

Ok. No big deal

Job: librarian
This raises some flags. I don't believe any librarian has sex. Ever.

[wearerating]

Thanks for the heads up, but your posting is a contradiction.

You be careful yourself man.

[gregaaron89]

At 8/13/07 03:17 AM, Somepurson wrote:

At 8/11/07 06:13 AM, Chad-T wrote: I've also had sex with 1 guy.

1. Were you drunk?

Maybe he's bi?

2. evaluate.

I want to hear the story behind this one :P

[Rebel-V-Elite]

One guy.........

That's it?

[iMini]

Was fucking him nice?

[Genis0100]

Yuk. Real women. Diseases waiting to happen. Get yourself some happiness in pixel form, instead. Courtesy of Japan.

[SeeInTheDark]

I've decided that either:
1) You have serious problems.
2) You're lying for your amusement.

[metal-cheese]

Dude why did you do a dude. Was it for money or experience?

[IllustriousPotentate]

Symptoms of AIDS:

* Lack of energy
* Weight loss
* Frequent fevers and sweats
* A thick, whitish coating of the tongue or mouth (thrush) that is caused by a yeast infection and sometimes accompanied by a sore throat
* Severe or recurring vaginal yeast infections
* Chronic pelvic inflammatory disease or severe and frequent infections like herpes zoster
* Periods of extreme and unexplained fatigue that may be combined with headaches, lightheadedness, and/or dizziness
* Rapid loss of more than 10 pounds of weight that is not due to increased physical exercise or dieting
* Long-lasting bouts of diarrhoea
* Swelling or hardening of glands located in the throat, armpit, or groin
* Periods of continued, deep, dry coughing
* Increasing shortness of breath
* The appearance of discoloured or purplish growths on the skin or inside the mouth
* Unexplained bleeding from growths on the skin, from mucous membranes, or from any opening in the body
* Recurring or unusual skin rashes
* Severe numbness or pain in the hands or feet, the loss of muscle control and reflex, paralysis or loss of muscular strength
* An altered state of consciousness, personality change, or mental deterioration

Ask yourself if all of that is worth it just to have your penis in some one else's vagina.

There is always the possibility (12%) of condom failure, and the possibility of false negatives on STD tests.

[stick-man-dude]

At 8/11/07 06:13 AM, Chad-T wrote: I know this exact count because I keep a sex diary.

Okay...

[DEFF]

70% of AMERICANS have the std, im fauking canadian >:(

for me, sex should ONLY consist of the opposite gendre and only 1 luver