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Ass-Wipe 2007-08-10 17:40:53 Reply

I got into a accident not too long ago and it has demobilized my right hand. Now I've always wiped my ass right handed, but since its out of comission for awhile, I have to go lefty. Talk about awkward, good thing I didn't fuck up both hands... I would have to use my feet or even worse, someone else wipe my ass.

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Response to Ass-Wipe 2007-08-10 17:41:25 Reply

PLz don't talk about your ass.

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Response to Ass-Wipe 2007-08-10 17:41:48 Reply
At 8/10/07 05:40 PM, Crashman wrote: someone else wipe my ass.

That would be so fucking hilarious.

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Response to Ass-Wipe 2007-08-10 17:42:05 Reply
At 8/10/07 05:41 PM, Joe67 wrote: PLz don't talk about your ass.

Why? We all have one.

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Response to Ass-Wipe 2007-08-10 17:43:32 Reply

Lol get ur mum to wipe ur ass

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Response to Ass-Wipe 2007-08-10 17:47:14 Reply

Do you stand up to wipe or do you do it sitting down?
Also, do you wipe down or up?

Seriously

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Response to Ass-Wipe 2007-08-10 17:48:07 Reply
At 8/10/07 05:41 PM, Blaze-Heatnix wrote:
At 8/10/07 05:40 PM, Crashman wrote: someone else wipe my ass.
That would be so fucking hilarious.

It would be but the path to get this way isn't as exciting.

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Response to Ass-Wipe 2007-08-10 18:11:24 Reply

Or mabey you'd just rub up against the toilet paper roll

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Response to Ass-Wipe 2007-08-10 18:11:43 Reply

Shit happens, best of luck

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Response to Ass-Wipe 2007-08-10 18:13:58 Reply
At 8/10/07 05:42 PM, Zerok wrote:
At 8/10/07 05:41 PM, Joe67 wrote: PLz don't talk about your ass.
Why? We all have one.

I always thought you had two. :D

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Response to Ass-Wipe 2007-08-10 18:16:41 Reply
At 8/10/07 06:13 PM, Catoblepas wrote:
At 8/10/07 05:42 PM, Zerok wrote:
At 8/10/07 05:41 PM, Joe67 wrote: PLz don't talk about your ass.
Why? We all have one.
I always thought you had two. :D

No, we have one ass, two asscheeks.

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Response to Ass-Wipe 2007-08-10 19:00:56 Reply

Get your dad or a random animal to wipe it.

Sooo unoriginal

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Response to Ass-Wipe 2007-08-10 19:02:12 Reply
At 8/10/07 06:11 PM, SACP wrote: Shit happens, best of luck

I lolded.

No one else gets it.

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Response to Ass-Wipe 2007-08-10 19:04:24 Reply

You should get those self-wiping toilets....

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Response to Ass-Wipe 2007-08-10 19:05:46 Reply

Your right hand should heal eventually, right?

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Response to Ass-Wipe 2007-08-10 19:06:50 Reply

How long is your hand out for?

At 8/10/07 05:42 PM, Zerok wrote:
At 8/10/07 05:41 PM, Joe67 wrote: PLz don't talk about your ass.
Why? We all have one.

Wait what? I didn't know that :S

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Response to Ass-Wipe 2007-08-10 19:09:59 Reply
At 8/10/07 05:40 PM, Crashman wrote: or even worse, someone else wipe my ass.

You mean to tell me that not everyone does this?

WHAT?!

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Response to Ass-Wipe 2007-08-10 19:11:34 Reply
At 8/10/07 07:09 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote:
At 8/10/07 05:40 PM, Crashman wrote: or even worse, someone else wipe my ass.
You mean to tell me that not everyone does this?

WHAT?!

I lol'd!

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