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His music tastes are stupid too. He likes rap and country, somehow. He insists on his girlfriend a 'cuntbag' and a 'slut'. Lately, all he does is blare either Brad Paisley of 50 Cent! As I type, he's listening to that 'Teardrops on my Guitar' song. It's not by Brad Paisley, mind you. It is a girl song though.

He's overweight, and he gets very pissed if you mention it. Luckily, I have more of my dad's genes and can eat as much as I want and still maintain the figure of a stick.

He used to want to fight me constantly. Finally, when I was 13, (and he was 18) I punched him in the face and knocked him out for a minute. Naturally, he never mentioned fighting me again, but he's still a complete dick.

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I don't see what the problem is. You're better than him, and that's all that matters to help your self esteem. Whenever you're feeling sad about something, you can always tell yourself "at least i'm not my brother" D:

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You're so badass.

Who are you talking to?

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haha.

If he makes fun of you in front of your friends(which is fucked up btw) Mention how fat he is and how you knocked him out.

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A home, family, food, computers, music, electricity and you don't pay for any of it!

God, you have such a hard life- I mean, A SIBLING! Africa eat your heart out.

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At 8/10/07 03:57 PM, KVCC wrote: haha.

If he makes fun of you in front of your friends(which is fucked up btw) Mention how fat he is and how you knocked him out.

i have a better idea
hit him again and again cause are better

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At 8/10/07 03:57 PM, STEM wrote: I don't see what the problem is. You're better than him, and that's all that matters to help your self esteem. Whenever you're feeling sad about something, you can always tell yourself "at least i'm not my brother" D:

i agree fully with STEM here

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At 8/10/07 03:59 PM, Chris-V2 wrote: A home, family, food, computers, music, electricity and you don't pay for any of it!

God, you have such a hard life- I mean, A SIBLING! Africa eat your heart out.

Damn that just made me lol HARD.

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I also forgot to mention two things.

He swears constantly. Like, CONSTANTLY. Just a few minutes ago, I tripped over a pair of shoes and bumped into me and spilled his drink. "What the fuck?! Oh my fucking god! Yoo little fucking faggot!"

But, he has a cool job. He works as a secruity gaurd at a haunted college. He won't bring me, but he'll bring two of his stupid friends.

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You`ve not ever seen doberman7`s brother? have you?

:He`s more a fucktard than a brother.

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But you didn't rape the outcold body? What the fuck.

I do know one thing, though. Bitches, they come they go.
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A twat, huh?

You should fuck with him.

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Does he live with his parents still at 19? cus if he does, you can take solace in the fact that he's 19 and still living with mommy and daddy.

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At 8/10/07 04:07 PM, Strength wrote: But you didn't rape the outcold body? What the fuck.

He was only out for a minute.

Oh wait..

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how big's his nob?

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At 8/10/07 04:02 PM, Milesaway13 wrote: He swears constantly. Like, CONSTANTLY. Just a few minutes ago, I tripped over a pair of shoes and bumped into me and spilled his drink. "What the fuck?! Oh my fucking god! Yoo little fucking faggot!"

wow, I didnt know you could bump into yourself.

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I have to live with a complete dick of a brother as well

Believe in the lie.

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I think it's funny you're implying you can beat up your 5 year older brother.

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ok, calm down, this guy is your brother and you'll never change that and when you're older you'll appreciate eachother a lot more.
Anyway, to revenge him and make yourself feel better here's a cool trick you can play on him and laugh to yourself as you say he's obese http://www.mobclub.com/servlet/product/M obvideos/Funny/fat+boss+joke

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Blast some Nightwish or screamo music to get him to shut his music off. That or bagpipes, to some people its like holy water to vampires.

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im so jealous of you right now and you uber koolness.

if only we all could bitch and moan to faceless people on a forum

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get a starving weasel and put peanut butter on his dick

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I've never seen such a loser brother.

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At 8/10/07 04:02 PM, Milesaway13 wrote: I also forgot to mention two things.

He swears constantly. Like, CONSTANTLY. Just a few minutes ago, I tripped over a pair of shoes and bumped into me and spilled his drink. "What the fuck?! Oh my fucking god! Yoo little fucking faggot!"

ok that just makes him more of a jackass

But, he has a cool job. He works as a secruity gaurd at a haunted college. He won't bring me, but he'll bring two of his stupid friends.

if he is that much of an ass hole why would you want to be near him at any time?

???

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At 8/10/07 03:56 PM, Milesaway13 wrote: I can't take him anymore. He's 19 years old, a
He used to want to fight me constantly. Finally, when I was 13, (and he was 18

you were 13 when he was 18 and now you are 15 and he is 19?

Haha what?

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At 8/10/07 04:02 PM, Milesaway13 wrote:

But, he has a cool job. He works as a secruity gaurd at a haunted college. He won't bring me, but he'll bring two of his stupid friends.

He works at a haunted college? As a security guard? People who do that kind of shitty job are either to lazy to find something better, or can't because they droped out of highschool because they could handle the " pressure ". Fuck him. You sound like you're better than him in a lot of ways, so why do you care?

No.

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At 8/10/07 05:35 PM, Spectacle wrote:
At 8/10/07 03:56 PM, Milesaway13 wrote: I can't take him anymore. He's 19 years old, a
He used to want to fight me constantly. Finally, when I was 13, (and he was 18
you were 13 when he was 18 and now you are 15 and he is 19?

no wait that would make sense if you were almost 14 when he was 18 or you're only just 15 now

Haha what?

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If you were 13 you'd be the stick and he'd have the muscle. You can't beat him up, and I want you to painfully die for even pretending so.

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At 8/10/07 04:02 PM, Milesaway13 wrote: He won't bring me, but he'll bring two of his stupid friends.

Maybe because you're the one who supposedly "knocked him out"?

God you make me sick.

Time to confess, mods.
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