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Posted at: 6/18/01 01:30 AM
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At 6/16/01 01:19 PM, NuKe929 wrote: the mic comes down from the celing of the arena, with me standing in the center of the ring. I grab the mic and start to talk::Ladies and gentlemennn, in the blue cornor, weighing in at an ounce or two, the british bonecrusher, CRUMPET! ::audience applause:: and in the red corner, weighing in at an undeterminible amount, the liquid catch phrase originator, SOUP ::audience applause:: you all vote on who will win this fight now.
the mic comes down from the celing of the arena, with me standing in the center of the ring. I grab the mic and start to talk::
Soup will win, the soup will sog the crumpet making it weak and defenseless.
Posted at: 6/18/01 08:22 PM
At 6/17/01 11:23 PM, NuKe929 wrote: the sexy guy on the cream of wheat box enters the arena and exclaims "i call winners of this fight!"
soup turns to the audience, and yells "shut the fuck up" at the cream of wheat guy. He is so spread out on the floor, the cream of wheat guy can't see him, and thinks it was crumpet. He jumps into the ring and pummels the crap out of crumpet. Now both soup and crumpet are in bad shape. Next vote or two could decide the match! Keep voting!
Posted at: 6/18/01 09:56 PM
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ahhh don't let crumpet win!!! i hate crumpets. they're crummy and they have too many calories.
Prapta!
Posted at: 6/18/01 10:05 PM
the match progresses:
the ref sees crumpet lieing broken and bruised on the floor of the wring. He doesnt even realize that hes stepping all over soup. He begins the countdown. 10.....9.....8.....7.....6
keep voting...
Posted at: 6/19/01 01:52 AM
5....4....3....2
Posted at: 6/19/01 03:12 AM
At 6/19/01 01:52 AM, NuKe929 wrote: 5....4....3....2
hurry up and kill him!!!!
Posted at: 6/19/01 03:13 AM
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WHY DONT YOU FOOLS QUIT DIS JIBBA JABBA AND DANCE?
Posted at: 6/19/01 03:14 AM
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Crumpets are intelligent creatures.
Posted at: 6/19/01 03:16 AM
WHAT DIS FOOL TALKIN BOUT NOW? YOU BETTA QUIT DAT CRAZY JIBBA JABBA OR I WILL BE CRUSHING YOU
Posted at: 6/19/01 03:17 AM
crumpet gets up, again just before the countdown is finished. Now soup is strewn all over the floor!
Posted at: 6/19/01 01:06 PM
At 6/19/01 03:17 AM, NuKe929 wrote: crumpet gets up, again just before the countdown is finished. Now soup is strewn all over the floor!
crumpet trampels about the ring, thinking he has won, but he doesnt realize that he is wading around in soup. He gets all soggy and breaks apart. He is dead. soup wins!
the ref tries to raise soups arm, and fails. audience applauds
Posted at: 6/19/01 01:10 PM
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At 6/19/01 01:06 PM, NuKe929 wrote: At 6/19/01 03:17 AM, NuKe929 wrote: crumpet gets up, again just before the countdown is finished. Now soup is strewn all over the floor!crumpet trampels about the ring, thinking he has won, but he doesnt realize that he is wading around in soup. He gets all soggy and breaks apart. He is dead. soup wins! the ref tries to raise soups arm, and fails. audience applauds
YYYAAYYY!! WoOt!!! soup is number one!!!
RoseSOAS: you should know i dont think this far ahead Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear
Posted at: 6/19/01 01:39 PM
At 6/19/01 01:10 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: At 6/19/01 01:06 PM, NuKe929 wrote: At 6/19/01 03:17 AM, NuKe929 wrote: crumpet gets up, again just before the countdown is finished. Now soup is strewn all over the floor!crumpet trampels about the ring, thinking he has won, but he doesnt realize that he is wading around in soup. He gets all soggy and breaks apart. He is dead. soup wins! the ref tries to raise soups arm, and fails. audience applauds YYYAAYYY!! WoOt!!! soup is number one!!!
indeed
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