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At 8/8/07 09:32 AM, Jesus-Owns-X wrote: Wow this guy must be fucking 5 years old Flying speggeti monsters?

Ummmm, believe it or not, that is an actual God, created by some crazy cult in North Dakota.

At 8/8/07 09:24 AM, TheMooseWhoLived wrote: 3. The flying spaghetti monster comes to take our soul away.

Hahaha, that's been my Userpage picture for SO long

I have a theory. When you die, your brain releases a whopping dose of DMT, a neurochemical normally released when dreaming in very small quantities. Now, we've all had the experience at some point of having a dream that felt like it lasted for hours and suddenly snapping awake to realize we'd only been sleeping for a few minutes. That's indicative of time dilation, at least perceptually. Logically then, a massive dose of DMT should create a near infinte sense of time dilation, meaning that whatever hallucination you're having when you die (heaven, hell, whatever) will effectively last forever from your perspective, even though in reality you'll be a stiff in short order.

Well,I think we just rot in the ground (or in the depths of the sea).We do not reincarnate,unless Mort Cinder (Just wikipedia it).

after the life, it's like before

it take aproximatively 9 months for a body to get entirely decay ... like a foetus.

So you can consider that Reincarnation would be the best way, because of the cycle that it made

At 8/8/07 10:27 AM, capn-g wrote: I have a theory. When you die, your brain releases a whopping dose of DMT, a neurochemical normally released when dreaming in very small quantities. Now, we've all had the experience at some point of having a dream that felt like it lasted for hours and suddenly snapping awake to realize we'd only been sleeping for a few minutes. That's indicative of time dilation, at least perceptually. Logically then, a massive dose of DMT should create a near infinte sense of time dilation, meaning that whatever hallucination you're having when you die (heaven, hell, whatever) will effectively last forever from your perspective, even though in reality you'll be a stiff in short order.

You know I actualy agree with you on that point of view... the last second of your life could be an eternity to you but a second to everyone else... it's all perspective... and if that was the case you'd go where you wanted to... heaven or hell... or you would just continue to live... in the dream of course but it would be non ending.

At 8/8/07 10:27 AM, capn-g wrote: I have a theory. When you die, your brain releases a whopping dose of DMT, a neurochemical normally released when dreaming in very small quantities. Now, we've all had the experience at some point of having a dream that felt like it lasted for hours and suddenly snapping awake to realize we'd only been sleeping for a few minutes. Logically then, a massive dose of DMT should create a near infinte sense of time dilation, meaning that whatever hallucination you're having when you die (heaven, hell, whatever) will effectively last forever from your perspective, even though in reality you'll be a stiff in short order.

That's a very plausible theory. I wish we had some way to prove it, however. That would be friggen awesome if we could live in our dreams, at least, if it wasn't one of our nightmares.

See, I was scared of death. I mean REALLY scared of death. I would shiver, go dizzy, even cry sometimes, but I also thought of this myself, and its made me forget about it. If I want to go to heaven, then that WILL happen. Nicer outlook on death me thinks.

I bumped this for that stupid Athiest hater.

At 8/24/07 04:35 PM, Underoath797 wrote:

At 8/8/07 09:24 AM, TheMooseWhoLived wrote: You like my solution? Or do I have a plot hole in it somewhere? Tell me if I do.

Absolutelly not. How can we be reincarnated if it's not possible. We obvioslly go to heaven.

BAM I just started another argument

Prove that reincarnation is not possible or GTFO.