Internet Has Turned Into A Pussy!

[The-answer-AI]

Jesus christ what has happened to the beloved internet? Every fad on the internet today is a big pussy family fad. Mudkip,magikarp, rick roll, o rly all that shit is way too fucking user friendly. Whatever happened to teh hardcore internet that scared away people?

Today, almighty goatse has been transformed into RICK ROLL? WTF IS THAT!?

No more shock sites, no more underground risky websites. Nothing. Everything has been turned into an "E" rating. And its complete bullshit. And sadly its also taken completely taken over the BBS.

Now today posting a link to rick roll is considered HILARIOUS and clever, even on the BBS. With everyone responding with pussy shit like "oh, haha, you got me buddy. wasnt expecting it that time!"

WTF!? What ever happened to responses like "WTF ASSHOLE. I JUST THREW UP MY LUNCH? UGH" to shock site links. Today shock sites are things that rick roll. Sites like ogrish are now another shitty media dump website. (live wire or whatever the fuck its called)

Now people on the BBS are wondering what the fuck has happened to it. They wonder why its filled with so much 4chan shit and 13 year olds repeating the same lame fads. You know why that shit didnt happen in 2001-early 2004 newgrounds bbs? Because we all scared them off, thats fucking why. We all celebrated goatse and tubgirl and the pain series. Laughed our asses off at noobs who would be scared shitless. You know how many times faggity 13 year olds would make posts like "OMFG. ewwww. you fuckars are sick!" then never return?

Now today they're greeted with rick roll and go "LOL CLEVER. MUDKIP MUDKIP! EPIC LULZ"

I miss the old memories of rapid_echidna posted tons of shock links. Then finally drawing the line and getting perma-banned for it. Until all the users made a topic that reached 20 something pages debating that decision. No more tubgirl, no more goatse, no more pain series, no more beheading video topics made by Wade. No more content to filter out the fags of newgrounds.

I'm really suprised this hasn't been brought up. Tis' a sad day.

[Slightly-Crazy-Dude]

Quite your bitchin and do something about it faggot.

[Unlockable]

I couldn't agree more. You forgot:

Bedn
Do a barrel roll
KHAN
Longcat

And shitloads of others. No thanks to 4chan and ytmnd has the internet been this way.

[Jackotrades]

I remember a thread about a few weeks ago talking about this link to a guy cutting his penis off or something. It showed people doing some hardcore stuff like that. does anyone have the link???

[MrCrawford]

You do realize this entire thread is pussy-like, and that you are contributing to your own hatred.

WHAT A TWIST!

[AbbAsilli]

Nothing shocks me anymore.
Most users have grown numb.

And really, rick astley is more horrifying than any goatse.

[TheMooseWhoLived]

It's due to 13 year olds!!! Let us be away with them!!! YAAAAAA!!!

[turbo6661]

lawlz accept mudkipz or u my friend are a fag

[The-answer-AI]

At 8/7/07 04:00 PM, Slightly-Crazy-Dude wrote: Quite your bitchin and do something about it faggot.

Forgot to add "and I know someones gonna post "stop bitching and doing something"

Theres not much else I can do but voice my opinion. With the adding of sites like youtube and myspace to the internet. And also the fact that the amount of people who have internet has gone up by about 220% since 2000 doesn't help either.

[Complete]

I agree man, I made a rant on youtube about this

[DaVeB0T]

Seaking will comfort you

[jewdudewtf]

I say we make a pact, a pact to bring the old internet back! I know my signup date says this year, but it's just a new account. OLD INTERTET PLZ

[Ronald-McDonald-LoL]

What was tubgirl? Ive seen all of those except for that.

[SwordWhore]

At 8/7/07 04:01 PM, Unlockable wrote: I couldn't agree more. You forgot:

Bedn
Do a barrel roll
KHAN
Longcat

<3.

[Ronald-McDonald-LoL]

Actually, most of this bad stuff is the reason I didn't sign up in '04. But the biggest reason is because my parents wouldn't let me ( INSERT LOL HERE ), but now I'm more mature and emotionally ready for the BBS.

[RedSkelton]

yeah, i miss my stupid unfunny shit fucking stupid fads too where the hell did they all go??? all we have now is this RETARDED tripe. and im up to HERE with it.
fucking pussy fads....made by FUCKING PUSSIE FADERS. UR RUINNG MY INTERNET (fuck off)

[InsaneZane]

At 8/7/07 04:03 PM, Jackotrades wrote: I remember a thread about a few weeks ago talking about this link to a guy cutting his penis off or something. It showed people doing some hardcore stuff like that. does anyone have the link???

I rember that most fucked up video in the world

[DaVeB0T]

At 8/7/07 04:19 PM, RedSkelton wrote: yeah, i miss my stupid unfunny shit fucking stupid fads too where the hell did they all go??? all we have now is this RETARDED tripe. and im up to HERE with it.
fucking pussy fads....made by FUCKING PUSSIE FADERS. UR RUINNG MY INTERNET (fuck off)

Rock my world plz.

[The-answer-AI]

At 8/7/07 04:22 PM, InsaneZane wrote:

At 8/7/07 04:03 PM, Jackotrades wrote: I remember a thread about a few weeks ago talking about this link to a guy cutting his penis off or something. It showed people doing some hardcore stuff like that. does anyone have the link???

I rember that most fucked up video in the world

Since when is some dude cutting off his penis the worst video ever? It didn't even look that real.

[Jesus-Owns-X]

The internet evovled into a pussy? Why didn't you make him hold a everstone?

[Gein]

All of it stolen from 4chan and ytmnd because newgrounds fails.

[SniperWolf1564]

You seem to have forgotten that shock sites are now old. Rolls are currently the new fad (although, 4chan had a roll where a flash animation had a picture of an erect penis instead of the "HOT ANIME SECKS" that I was hoping for..."

[iMini]

I remember that, it was so less noobish back then, ah, I miss such sites, meatspin, tubgirl, goatse, the whole gang.

[Woozyj]

At 8/7/07 03:58 PM, The-answer-AI wrote: I'm really suprised this hasn't been brought up. Tis' a sad day.

Oh, it has been brought up time and time again.
Not identically, almost though.
I'm not going to get a list of threads showing you that it has been brought up as I don't have much time but trust me, this isn't the first time.

[SCG]

Its called immunity, just like bacteria to medicine people got used to shock sites.

Besides when you see one you've seen them all.

[DentedDementia]

Actually, tubgirl, goatse, and lemonparty were just as lame to link to as Rick Roll, they're just less safe for work.

[Invaderchris]

The internet isn't a pussy, the internet is just not a 13 year old anymore.

[BitterDysfunction]

At 8/7/07 04:28 PM, H-A-X-O-R-Z wrote: I remember that, it was so less noobish back then, ah, I miss such sites, meatspin, tubgirl, goatse, the whole gang.

i find it disturbing that you miss meatspin.....that was proberly the sickest thing ive ever seen.

[Schizo-Sephy]

At 8/7/07 03:58 PM, The-answer-AI wrote:

Now today posting a link to rick roll is considered HILARIOUS and clever, even on the BBS.

No, it isn't it's annoying as Hell. People who think that are stupid...

[The-answer-AI]

At 8/7/07 04:32 PM, DentedDementia wrote: Actually, tubgirl, goatse, and lemonparty were just as lame to link to as Rick Roll, they're just less safe for work.

My ass, nothing is funnier that reading posts from people completely freaking out about how someone was in the room when they clicked on meatspin.