Would you rather...

[Ultimate7777]

Would you rather:

-have 15 nails hammered into your tongue

- or -

-have your saliva permanently transmuted to urine?

Be sure to think it through. How would it affect your daily life? Choose WISELY.

[Frostbreath]

How the hell does that say ANYTHING about me as a person?

[creativeusage]

Well the nails can be taken out... but it would be cool to spit piss at people.

[Strength]

I'll take both.

[Slapdamonkeyaz]

I WANT TO SPIT PISS AT PEOPLE.

Naow.

[alicetheDroog]

nail, cause tongue piercings are cool.

[CruzAzul-19]

Im just wating for this thread to get locked.

[AbbAsilli]

I want to spit piss coated nails!

[Jesse-Ray]

My tongues pierced, the pains overated, not being able to kiss a girl would be worse... wait do the nails stay in?

[iateamexican]

The nails.
With the piss, everything would taste like piss.
But with the nails, your

[Sidorio]

I stick fifteen nails in my tounge every morning anyway because I'm a real man.

[Zen444]

At 8/7/07 03:23 PM, AbbAsilli wrote: I want to spit piss coated nails!

Shodan wants me.

[iateamexican]

At 8/7/07 03:24 PM, iateamexican wrote: The nails.
With the piss, everything would taste like piss.
But with the nails, your

What the shit..?
It cut my post off >=(
What i meant was, "but with the nails, your tounge could be fixed".

[TheManBehindTheFlash]

At 8/7/07 03:22 PM, CruzAzul-19 wrote: Im just wating for this thread to get locked.

IF i was a mod I would have locked this by now.

lots of ppl agree I would be a good admin but the OP probably won't :P

[TheManBehindTheFlash]

At 8/7/07 03:28 PM, TheManBehindTheFlash wrote:

At 8/7/07 03:22 PM, CruzAzul-19 wrote: Im just wating for this thread to get locked.

IF i was a mod I would have locked this by now.

lots of ppl agree I would be a good admin but the OP probably won't :P

Whoops. I meant mod not admin. Oh well I would be content with both :P

[wehrmacht5]

Nail my tongue!
rather that than the other thing.

[TheManBehindTheFlash]

Oh it seems I forgot to answer your question. Neither. Both are very retarded. And do you always spit at ppl? No? then your not gonna spit piss at ppl. Your going to swallow lots of piss all day long. yummy eh? And having 15 nail in your tongue? Thats retarded. Its not like a piercing. They are big nails not tiny little needs about 1 5th of a centimeter around. they are big and image 15 of em in your tongue. No thx.

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[TheMooseWhoLived]

I would take the 15 nails, then replace my tongue with yours because I'm so freaking cool like that.

sorry, couldn't think of anything funnier.

[Jesse-Ray]

Get circumcised.

[Ultimate7777]

At 8/7/07 03:28 PM, TheManBehindTheFlash wrote:

At 8/7/07 03:22 PM, CruzAzul-19 wrote: Im just wating for this thread to get locked.

IF i was a mod I would have locked this by now.

lots of ppl agree I would be a good admin but the OP probably won't :P

No, no, if I was a mod, I would have locked it soon after making the first post, too.

I think you'd be a great mod OR admin, TheManBehindTheFlash.

I'd take the nails, by the way.

[MrCrawford]

The nails... having your saliva as urine would just burn your tounge away and would eventually kill you.

[Drift-And-Die]

The piss one.

[Cmeister]

id turn my saliva into piss and help my brother with his lemonade stand. after the first 200 customers id shout out DRINK MY PISS LOL.

[neonwelp]

i'm gona have to go wit nails

[maybeimtaylor]

ill take the nails, please.

[Ultimate7777]

At 8/7/07 04:04 PM, MrCrawford wrote: The nails... having your saliva as urine would just burn your tounge away and would eventually kill you.

Not if you eat a healthy diet Mr. Crawford. I take it you don't drink nearly as much water as you should and your urine is yellow and feels acidic.

Tsk, tsk.