Blow Job.

[protobass]

I can't make the love mayonnaise, but if a girl asks me if I want a BJ, I can't say no, because I'd look like fag. It's Catch 22.

If I say yes, it feels good, but nothing comes out, then she has black mail.

If I say no, she tells everyone I turned down a BJ.

WHAT DO I DO?

[sehnsucht1]

no?...why not?

[Chozz]

Buy some Salad Cream

[AbbAsilli]

Say that she gives bad head.
Then stick it into her pooper.

[saqwert]

why cant you make stuff come out, are you a girl or do you have ED

[Drift-And-Die]

When you're about to (not) finish, knock her out with a lead pipe and say that you came SO much, it crushed her.

[protobass]

At 8/7/07 01:13 PM, saqwert wrote: why cant you make stuff come out, are you a girl or do you have ED

Prepubescent.

[Narusegawa]

Aha, AHAHAHA!

I'm sorry that's...you're too funny.

[o0-0o]

Say she wasn't good enough to make you come.

[Zerok]

Clarify: do you not have an orgasm or do you not ejaculate?

[protobass]

At 8/7/07 01:14 PM, BigScizot wrote: Aha, AHAHAHA!

I'm sorry that's...you're too funny.

Thanks for laughing at my life traumatizing experiences. I think I might become a guidance counselor when I get older now. Thanks.

[sehnsucht1]

At 8/7/07 01:14 PM, protobass wrote:

At 8/7/07 01:13 PM, saqwert wrote: why cant you make stuff come out, are you a girl or do you have ED

Prepubescent.

how the hell are you getting head in the first place?

This is the single most fucking retarded thread I've see no here all week.

[peyoteclock]

after you climax knock her out with a blunt object then fill her mouth with real mayonaise, works like a charm.

also if you're prepubescent the size of your cock will be blackmail enough AHARHAR.

[TheSoulMan]

At 8/7/07 01:13 PM, AbbAsilli wrote: Say that she gives bad head.
Then stick it into her pooper.

^

also Age/Gender: 29, Male

[Forums]

This thread is awful, on so many levels.

[Zerok]

At 8/7/07 01:14 PM, protobass wrote:

At 8/7/07 01:13 PM, saqwert wrote: why cant you make stuff come out, are you a girl or do you have ED

Prepubescent.

Ah, well.

Your profile says you're 29.
Most prepubescents wouldn't understand that word.
Not to mention that girls offering head to prepubescents wouldn't be blackmailing them, as they'd be too young to do so, or incriminate themselves has being a child molestor.

So I think I can safely conclude that you're just fucking around.