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My friend is a pussy Aug. 6th, 2007 @ 04:09 PM Reply

I live in North Texas and down here, band is a big thing. We aren't band nerds but we kick ass at playing.

Me and my friend are both on the drumline and he quit today. His reason?

"My girlfriend told me to."

How do I convince him to get his balls back?


I do it for the lulz

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Response to My friend is a pussy Aug. 6th, 2007 @ 04:10 PM Reply

At 8/6/07 04:09 PM, MegalomaniacVirus wrote: I live in North Texas and down here, band is a big thing. We aren't band nerds but we kick ass at playing.

Me and my friend are both on the drumline and he quit today. His reason?

"My girlfriend told me to."

How do I convince him to get his balls back?

Girls are better than bands.


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Response to My friend is a pussy Aug. 6th, 2007 @ 04:10 PM Reply

Tell him that if he can't do what he wants without her bitchin dump the shit eater

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Response to My friend is a pussy Aug. 6th, 2007 @ 04:10 PM Reply

Texas is full of stereo-type americans LOL


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Response to My friend is a pussy Aug. 6th, 2007 @ 04:11 PM Reply

At 8/6/07 04:09 PM, MegalomaniacVirus wrote: How do I convince him to get his balls back?

1. Bang his bitch
2. videotape it
3. give the vid to your friend
4. post it all over the web.


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Response to My friend is a pussy Aug. 6th, 2007 @ 04:11 PM Reply

He dropped the drums for her?

omg..

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Response to My friend is a pussy Aug. 6th, 2007 @ 04:11 PM Reply

At 8/6/07 04:09 PM, MegalomaniacVirus wrote: we kick ass at playing.

Really? Im in band too... except we marched in macys thanksgiving day parade 2006, and my senior year we might go to dublin ireland for the st patricks day parade, it depends if we raise enough money or not but we got invited.

I think we win! :D

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Response to My friend is a pussy Aug. 6th, 2007 @ 04:12 PM Reply

At 8/6/07 04:11 PM, Unlockable wrote: What city do you live in in North Texas?

He probably lives around Amarillo.

Sorry, wasn't reading the topic, um, anyway just wait until he breaks up with his girlfriend teenagers never have long relationships.


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Response to My friend is a pussy Aug. 6th, 2007 @ 04:12 PM Reply

Maybe he was lying and was desperate to get out of band. I hate band, its for losers.

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Response to My friend is a pussy Aug. 6th, 2007 @ 04:13 PM Reply

Uhm... feed him a bunch of statistic on how high-school relationships rarely last past high school, or question him with the notion that you believe that the real reason he quit was because of some deeply personal matter, and he's just using his woman as an excuse, and that he should drop and give you 50, maggot!

Er...

Wait so, was that what he said, verbatim, or are you paraphrasing what he told you?


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Response to My friend is a pussy Aug. 6th, 2007 @ 04:13 PM Reply

Band faggot.

I would tell him that, is he serious about this girl. Is he serious about band.

Those types of questions.

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Response to My friend is a pussy Aug. 6th, 2007 @ 04:14 PM Reply

Girlfriend social life > Band geeks. Hmmmm


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Response to My friend is a pussy Aug. 6th, 2007 @ 04:14 PM Reply

He must be turning into a gay.


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Response to My friend is a pussy Aug. 6th, 2007 @ 04:14 PM Reply

Look what was just made!


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Response to My friend is a pussy Aug. 6th, 2007 @ 04:14 PM Reply

The best way for you to help him out is to quit band and join a hockey team. Both of you.


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Response to My friend is a pussy Aug. 6th, 2007 @ 04:16 PM Reply

idk, if i had to choose between a drum and a girl... the girl would win every time... there much more fun...

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Response to My friend is a pussy Aug. 6th, 2007 @ 04:16 PM Reply

like.... school band??? cuz i totally would tell my boyfriend to quite too... i soo couldn't be seen with someone that goes to "band camp" or plays in a marchin band.... ew


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Response to My friend is a pussy Aug. 6th, 2007 @ 04:16 PM Reply

There's hot chicks in the marching band in my town.

of course I don't pick them up.
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Response to My friend is a pussy Aug. 6th, 2007 @ 04:17 PM Reply

HMM, I WONDER WHY HE CHOSE A CHICK OVER DRUMLINE.

Oh yeah, because drumline -- no matter where you live -- is for faggots.

I regret to inform you that YOU'RE the pussy.
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Response to My friend is a pussy Aug. 6th, 2007 @ 04:17 PM Reply

At 8/6/07 04:10 PM, UltimateAxl wrote:
Girls are better than bands.

Well said, dear boy.

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Response to My friend is a pussy Aug. 6th, 2007 @ 04:18 PM Reply

At 8/6/07 04:10 PM, UltimateAxl wrote:
At 8/6/07 04:09 PM, MegalomaniacVirus wrote: I live in North Texas and down here, band is a big thing. We aren't band nerds but we kick ass at playing.

Me and my friend are both on the drumline and he quit today. His reason?

"My girlfriend told me to."

How do I convince him to get his balls back?
Girls are better than bands.

Can you fuck a band? Well technically yes but it would be pretty gay. Well you know what I mean.


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Response to My friend is a pussy Aug. 6th, 2007 @ 04:19 PM Reply

At 8/6/07 04:16 PM, karrachr000 wrote: idk, if i had to choose between a drum and a girl... the girl would win every time... there much more fun...

Even ugly girls?


I do it for the lulz

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Response to My friend is a pussy Aug. 6th, 2007 @ 04:25 PM Reply

At 8/6/07 04:16 PM, fukmehardNpullmyhair wrote: like.... school band??? cuz i totally would tell my boyfriend to quite too... i soo couldn't be seen with someone that goes to "band camp" or plays in a marchin band.... ew

Why not? I have band practice for 3 hours tonight, we are more fit than anyone in school, and nobody calls us band geeks or anything. They actually kind of wish they were in band. Because we get to go to ireland, or hawaii, or a few other possibilities, in 2 years. A quad drummer goes through more physical activity while marching than an olympic runner. A saxophone player (like me) has the toughest music to memorize aside from trumpets.

Band members (in at least my school) are more successful than any other student.... And our football team doesnt suck all that bad... they went to state. But here is the cool thing. 9th grade is junior high here. The high school band was in new york marching for macy's thankgiving day parade, and while they were there the football team was at state, and since i was in ninth grade last year, i got to go play at state instead of the high school band! :D

So really, youd be lucky to have a boyfriend thats in band.

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Response to My friend is a pussy Aug. 6th, 2007 @ 04:27 PM Reply

in my opinion you should just tell him to join in (claiming that once you get some publicity there has got to be some stupid skanks that will gladly throw themselves at him, just for the sole reason of being of a musician), or that your band will continue on, without him.

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Response to My friend is a pussy Aug. 6th, 2007 @ 04:27 PM Reply

Boo fucking hoo. Get another drummer.

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Response to My friend is a pussy Aug. 6th, 2007 @ 04:29 PM Reply

Ask him which one he prefers to bang.

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Response to My friend is a pussy Aug. 6th, 2007 @ 04:31 PM Reply

At 8/6/07 04:29 PM, VincentElric wrote: Ask him which one he prefers to bang.

I bet you 20 dollars he doesnt get laid... he just gives her about 200 dollars worth of stuff before getting dumped. Thats why i choose high school band over high school relationships. Because a slut will sleep with a high school band member... but a high school band members girlfriend wont.

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Response to My friend is a pussy Aug. 6th, 2007 @ 04:31 PM Reply

give her horrible plastic surgery


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Response to My friend is a pussy Aug. 6th, 2007 @ 04:32 PM Reply

Well unless she's putting out make her hate you and have him choose between you or her (this plan may backfire)

or

You could instead of posting a topic on New Grounds go tell him to stop being a little bitch and do what he wants