Console threads and console wars.

[Zerok]

I wouldn't doubt that this has been enforced before, but I'm doing it again.

You're going to start recieving bans for starting or participating in console wars. It is slightly mind boggling that I cannot remember a single console themed thread that didn't contain some sort of pissing and moaning about how X is better than Y and etc. I see some posts that just seem like they're starting shit for the sake of starting it.

As for console threads, they will be deleted and possibly destroyed if it is a thread involving a direct comparison of two consoles. If you have an original idea, or think you can put a spin on it that wont result in mindless bitching then PM a mod about it first.

As long as we're on that topic, threads asking about what games should be bought for console X, which console to buy/sell/trade/mate with will also be removed due to being flamebait.

Console themed threads are still sketchy, but less obvious in their flame generating ability. Nevertheless, there's always someone who starts it up. Threads like this are tolerable, because the topic is focussed on ONE aspect of ONE console. Within, however, you'll find the idiotic flaming begin. Those are the posts that will from here on in, earn you bans.

So in short, do not make console vs console threads, do not make threads simply asking what games or consoles to do whatever with, and if you are posting in an existing console thread, curb your nerdy-ass urge to support your favourite console.

PM whenever in doubt.

[PhoenixDancer]

I actaully havent seen a console war or thread in ages, zerok.

[Pointy-Circle]

Zerok.

My Anti-drug.

[robattle]

From now on whenever I see a Console thread I'm going to say this in it:

"not another Console thread *runs for the hills*".

And never reply in it again. The flaming risk is too high.

[HailFire]

I second this movement.

If you want to make console comparisons, or ask what games to buy for X console, just blog it.

[jacktherack]

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. god i've been waiting for the day this would happen.

[thomtomw]

i would complain, but, console threads really suck.

[Mechabloby]

Console wars suck anyway. Why'd I take part in one? I don't know.

[Ejit]

At 8/6/07 02:23 PM, Zerok wrote: It is slightly mind boggling that I cannot remember a single console themed thread that didn't contain some sort of pissing and moaning about how X is better than Y and etc.

What the fuck? Y owns X.

[greensucksbluerules]

Haven't seen any for a long, long time.

[stolen-name]

zerok= ultimate mod

[GaSp-GalacticSniper]

I did, but it never started as one, it started as just focising on the Wii and then some people started to say like ps3 is better and such. including me, but i pointed out why, insted of just X OWNS Y X OWNS Y!
After it started to get out of hand i decided to leave it.

[verycoolguy]

Good, I always hate it when people bring the shit up about how they think the other one is better.

[Zerok]

At 8/6/07 02:24 PM, PhoenixDancer wrote: I actaully havent seen a console war or thread in ages, zerok.

Probably because they're deleted so fast, as well as any thread containing them.

Point of this thread is to warn y'all that the ol' banhammer is going to start getting involved. =)

[DarkSoldier]

It's a good thing your brining it up again because the new users which have just signed up don't know and get banned and keep annoying mods with there questions like "why did i get ban" and so on.

[lolomfgisuck]

ANOTHER FUCKING RULE.

Holy shit people... how many rules are you guys going to make up this month. I'm pretty sure I just got done taking part in a huge conversation about just this very thing in the Risque Sigs topic.

You guys fucking sicken me. Go choke on a cock Zerok.

[TheSovereign]

I say Gamespot!

[Ejit]

At 8/6/07 02:37 PM, lolomfgisuck wrote: You guys fucking sicken me. Go choke on a cock Zerok.

Calm down Lois, I agree there are loads of rules but this one does seem a little more necessary.

The only problem I have with it is if it's not in the official rules, a lot of people will not know about it.

[poryon2]

Thank God this is happening.

[PureLionHeart]

I miss the old days when one could simply discuss they're favorite systems and games without out-and-out war.

I fear topics about multi-platform games will soon fall into the same predicament, if they haven't already, with fanboys and fangirls comparing each one against each other.

[BatDan]

To put what Zerok is saying to the Console Douchebags in a harsh manner.

Say one more thing about how PS3 is greater then 360 and he'll fucking kill you and feed the remains to wild animals and cannibals.

Then he'll find your house and destroy whatever consoles you have.

That is all.

[Subzero2213]

At 8/6/07 02:24 PM, PhoenixDancer wrote: I actaully havent seen a console war or thread in ages, zerok.

F.Y.I. I saw one 9 days ago made by Drugman3.

Just had to let you know

[lolomfgisuck]

At 8/6/07 02:40 PM, Ejit wrote: Calm down Lois, I agree there are loads of rules but this one does seem a little more necessary.

It's just the fact. More censorship. More nobodies telling us what we can and can't do. it's just one more way to get banned and one more way not to have fun.

It's just one more way the users get fucked and the mods steal power. It's another in a list of shit that has seriously got to stop. Newgrounds is against censorship, not for it. I just wish the mods understood that.

The mods would be better off making of list of things we can do instead of trying to list all the things we can't do. So far, the way I see it, we can do two things. Suck mod cock or get banned.

Newgrounds isn't any fun at all anymore.

[Subzero2213]

At 8/6/07 02:29 PM, Zerok wrote:

At 8/6/07 02:24 PM, PhoenixDancer wrote: I actaully havent seen a console war or thread in ages, zerok.

Probably because they're deleted so fast, as well as any thread containing them.

Point of this thread is to warn y'all that the ol' banhammer is going to start getting involved. =)

Well thanks for the warning. Console threads are annoying.

[Zerok]

At 8/6/07 02:28 PM, Ejit wrote: What the fuck? Y owns X.

:O

673 year ban.

At 8/6/07 02:37 PM, lolomfgisuck wrote: ANOTHER FUCKING RULE.

Simmer down, little teapot. This is simply a reinforcement and reminder, and a fair warning. Surely you don't agree that faggy fanboyism should run rampant?

At 8/6/07 02:40 PM, Ejit wrote: The only problem I have with it is if it's not in the official rules, a lot of people will not know about it.

Yeah, it's a shame. But then again if we put every rule there it'd be so cluttered that no one could blame anybody for not reading it all. What's more of a shame is that all these little rules are necessary to keep this place civil. Maintaining a sense of order and non-Gaia-esque existence is a tough task when you're dealing with throngs of social awkward male teenagers.

[MetalDart]

We could argue over something worthwhile.

[kidray76]

Thx zerok.

Please say this includes talking about upcoming games that already have official threads and crews. For example, like this recently locked thread today about brawl: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/7519 85

[Zerok]

At 8/6/07 02:44 PM, lolomfgisuck wrote: It's just the fact. More censorship. More nobodies telling us what we can and can't do. it's just one more way to get banned and one more way not to have fun.

1) Privately owned website.
2) The ultimate way not to have fun is to have this BBS degenerate into 4chan or Gaia Online forums. If that's the kind of environment you'd like, then fuckin' sign up there and shaddup.

It's just one more way the users get fucked and the mods steal power.

Ha, I think you have NG confused with a novel by George Orwell.

It's another in a list of shit that has seriously got to stop.

Says you and about 4 other vocal supporters.

Newgrounds is against censorship, not for it. I just wish the mods understood that.

Well then what's the whistle feature for? Ohhhhh right, that "limit" thing, aka "crossing the line." And the NG-badassery applies largely to FLASH, not the BBS. I just wish YOU'D understand THAT.

The mods would be better off making of list of things we can do instead of trying to list all the things we can't do. So far, the way I see it, we can do two things. Suck mod cock or get banned.

I'd rather suck on a lemon than you! Yeesh.

Newgrounds isn't any fun at all anymore.

You sound like 4 year who's had their blankie taken away. Man up or get out.

At 8/6/07 02:52 PM, kidray76 wrote: Thx zerok.

Please say this includes talking about upcoming games that already have official threads and crews. For example, like this recently locked thread today about brawl: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/7519 85

Well, it's sort of a universal rule that things that have official topics do not need more threads about them, unless the circumstance is somehow special. Talking about games in and of themselves is no problem, as they don't tie directly to consoles.

[Zerok]

At 8/6/07 03:08 PM, KemCab wrote: Is that the only excuse I hear? Tom owns the site, not the mods. I realize why you don't want console threads, but all I see is "moar rules", "moar bans", and "moar restrictions" with each passing day.

Plus all the other ones I made in that reply...

BUT, if Tom didn't like what we were doing, we'd hear about it. We are doing volunteer work for the guy who owns the private site, which gives us every right to tell people what to do when they're posting on the BBS. If mods really were power hungry freaks as some of the more simple minded users claim, you'd be getting commands to post pictures of yourself facedown in cereal or else get banned. (Or something unnecessary like that).

[HeartbreakHoldout]

At 8/6/07 02:44 PM, lolomfgisuck wrote: it's just one more way to get banned and one more way not to have fun.

Not one person of any worth ever posted a console war topic. Not a serious one anyway. Only the nubs and retards will get banned for it.
Good fucking riddance.