!~~~Story Advertisement Thread~~~!

[Jercurpac]

As most of you are hopefully aware of we no longer allow story threads to be posted on the BBS. Long story short, the blog portion of your profiles have been deemed the most appropriate place for any sort of fictional work. As a compromise of sorts this thread has been created for users to advertise any stories they post in their blog. And because no thread would be complete without promises of bans let's lay down a few guidelines.

***General Guidelines***

~ Be descriptive about what your story is. It's okay to just post a link, but you probably won't get a lot of users stopping by to check it out. Would you buy a book if it had a blank cover that just said "Book" with no indication of genre or content?

~ Only link to stories or other works of fiction. Just advertising your blog as a whole or linking to a blog post that doesn't fall under the category of fictional work will get you banned.

~ Try to keep this thread clean and clutter-free. Any irrelevant posts will only make it harder for people to find older stories and discover new ones. Please refrain from posting anything other than links in here. Discussion of stories can be done within a users blog and anyone who may be against the no story threads rule can argue about it here. Non-advertisements will be deleted and continued irrelevance may get you banned.

So what are you waiting for? Start writing already.

[Jercurpac]

Zombie Crisis

The third chapter of my epic zombie-themed magnum opus is now up for the occasion. This chapter chronicals Derrek and his canine companion's travels across a rapidly decaying and increasingly hostile world. Eventually he finds hope of civilization hidden in the horrendous landscape, but does it offer salvation, or more trouble?

[GayForGirls]

Well, I'd like to whore off something, I have absolutly no clue if it falls under the guidelines, I beg my pardon if it doesn't.

It's a concept, an idea I came up a long time ago, and I wish to know HOW good it really is.
It had some comments, but I'm still not convinced, and I wish it to be a bit more known. I'm really uncertain.

It's about NG, and how I imagine it. How I see it, and how I'd wish to animate it (don't worry, no flash related things discussed for non-animators).
It's something we all imagine. Something, we all think off, and wish to believe, and to accept.

Here goes nothing. ^^

[MickTheChampion]

I've been to Prague and back.

A humourous account of my trip to the Czech Republic, where I played the role of an irritating foreigner. Complete with a football top, constant drunkenness, more ignorant questions than you can count and of course, an unintelligible accent.

[Jercurpac]

At 8/4/07 12:04 PM, GayForGirls wrote: Well, I'd like to whore off something, I have absolutly no clue if it falls under the guidelines, I beg my pardon if it doesn't.

That seems fine by me.

RULE I WAS TO STUPID TO REMEMBER TO POST PLEASE STOP TO READ THIS

No off-site advertisments. This thread is for getting exposure for the stories that would have been posted in general, but now reside in your profile. We don't want to see stuff from your Livejournal, that shitty fan-fiction site, or other people's works that you found off of randomsite2345.com.

[Tyrant12]

http://tyrant12.newgrounds.com/news/post /11555

This is a story about a man with a dream, he aspired to be a writer and got some unexpected inspiration while walking through the woods one day.

[kdfsjljklgjfg]

finally, a compromise i am willing to accept

The Old Orders

Forgetting your roots can be dangerous

[NightCrawler]

Saying goodbye to Sally.

This is the story of a man recalling his past about his dear friend. Unfortunately, she is no longer with him, and he was having the hardest time accepting her death.

Criticism would be nice. I want to know how I can improve my writing skills.

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

My story is in my sig. My story is about Tom Cruise's life in the year 3078, when he suddenly gets drafted into the Intergalactic Army of Earth and his world turns upside down. It's very original, it has 5 pretty lengthy chapters if you're into that kind of thing, and it's actiony/epic/humorous. Oh, it also has a space pirate ninja assassin bounty hunter grandma.

[Tremour]

Sirens

A short story about one man's attempted escape from his crime - only to find that retribution is already on his heels.

[Daddy-L-Jackson]

My story, compete with murder, betrayel, suicide, romance, buttsecks, etc.

[killa9512]

It's not a story. But if your a review moderator, then you must look at it. It's about lazy review mods, and if you have a garabage whistle, then something in there might help get you out!

[Mr-President]

The Last Mod.

Newgrounds's redesign gave birth to both good and bad things. As the redesign was launched in 2008, (Yes, 2008. Bare with me here) there were suddenly no mods to monitor the BBS.

Or Newgrounds in general. Worse yet, the big guys such as Ozcar, Ramagi and even Tom and Wade no longer exist. Literally.

As one mod is fighting to keep Newgrounds alive, a few other averages decide to pitch in--but they are unaware that they are putting their lives on the line.

And so, as Newgrounds is quickly falling apart by a steady stream of spam, and some major hacks, a few questions came into a few peoples' minds: Who had the balls to pull this off, and just how did they do it?

[LordJaric]

http://lordjaric.newgrounds.com/

Prophesy: The Chosen One

A story in the year 1000 of a group of warriors fighting a Demon who wants to kill all women because he thinks they are to weak to live.

[hijackreaper]

be careful, There's a bunch of typos..

a few short stories about some random people. the storylines are serious so people that only read comedy stay away. if you want in a story feel free to pm me.

[LordJaric]

At 8/4/07 11:56 PM, LordJaric wrote: Prophesy: The Chosen One

A story in the year 1000 of a group of warriors fighting a Demon who wants to kill all women because he thinks they are to weak to live.

http://lordjaric.newgrounds.com/news/pos t/12076

Chapter 2 is ready.

[Blob1994]

The First NG Christmas.

Well, it's obvious. It's a story saying how the first Christmas happened in NG. It's an adventure featuring Tom, Wade, the Admins, Mods, and the users. Though the users don't talk, I hope you like it.

[Tyrant12]

Part two of my story visits ancient times when magic was the dominant practice and when the only thing you needed in life was belief.

Pre-magick

[Eltelelel]

Shadow the hedgehog gets busted

Something i made in my spare time. Its about an essay long and it got some positive feedback. See what happens when Shadows plan backfires on him.

[SlashFirestorm]

Liek, use thundershock okay (NSFW).

A Pokemon story based on my utter hatred for the anime, and Ash in particular. So, I made him get a little of what's coming to him. :-D

Basic summary: Ash comes up against a superior opponent. Or does the opponent cum up against him?

[SlashFirestorm]

This thread needs more recognition!

Another older creation that I recently copypasta'ed onto my userpage, Peace on Earth (NSFW).

Christians and Muslims who are sensitive about their religion may wish to skip this one...it's a Jesus/Muhammad slashfic. :-P

[LordJaric]

At 8/5/07 09:13 PM, LordJaric wrote:

At 8/4/07 11:56 PM, LordJaric wrote: Prophesy: The Chosen One

A story in the year 1000 of a group of warriors fighting a Demon who wants to kill all women because he thinks they are to weak to live.

Chapter 3 done.

[Rague]

(( I think I just came. ))
(( Thank you Jercupac, you are now my favorite mod until or if another mod does something equally spectacular that makes me happy.
Until then you are in my sig. ))

Dark Exp

A tale of two missing NG users, who's paths are crossed by fate. A chain of riots has erupted Newgrounds into an uncontrollable civil war, but underneath, something far more sinister is brewing in the mind of a combined enemy.

This was the FIRST new BBS Story made after the redesign, a "new generation" which I'm fairly proud of as it is my BEST work submitted on Newgrounds.
It also was made BEFORE you enforced that rule. And I DID begin to put it on my userpage but alas. So plz don't delete the thread.

Thank you Jercupac. I can't say it enough/

[Crue]

Once again, I have done something completely new. The Secession Guards. Check it out.

This story is about the brotherhood of the men in a company of southern soldiers in the American Civil War. Together, they experience every aspect of war, and are placed at some of the most important battles. This story has a healthy mix of fact and fiction, and it is going to be a great read. This story does not symbolize or encourage racism. It has nothing to do with it. It is about the war itself. Enjoy yourselves.

[Maus]

Don't cross post your story plugs, please. i.e. Don't bump your other, finished story to plug your new tale. Thanks! :)

[Crue]

At 8/8/07 01:26 AM, Maus wrote: Don't cross post your story plugs, please. i.e. Don't bump your other, finished story to plug your new tale. Thanks! :)

Okay, sorry.

[Cuppa-LettuceNog]

Is it possible to make this a sticky for ease?

[Cuppa-LettuceNog]

http://cuppa-lettucenog.newgrounds.com/

Ha. Old ass Poem I wrote right after the Chargers shutout at Raiders stadium.

[Cuppa-LettuceNog]

Ba, wrong link =(

Doesn't really matter, the poems on my front page, and it'll probably be there forever.

[El-Duego]

Looking for spots
I am writing a story, called Rayne, about a war between tow forces, involving magic, swords and scandal.
Caught in the cnetre of it, is an assassin named Rayne. He chooses no sides, working for the highest bider. But when the Balatro attack his family, all of that changes...

Here is the first chapter
Link

If ionterested, comment on the chapter, or PM me.
There are 4 spots availible, 2 Good, 2 Evil.