My trouble with the police :S

[pulseofthemaggots]

Ok, this post is regarding that I got in troubke with the police today here in Moscow.
Ok I was sleeping over at a friends house and we were talking, calling people, and lots of shit.
Then at around 2 am we got bored so we thought of a magnificent plan that would get us into trouble.
Anyways what we decided was that we would go to a friend's house which was like 45 min for getting there running (and walking) so we do that.
Then we arrive and talk and shit and have fun but then after like 30 min she decided to enter her house cause she was tired.
Well it seems it was time to come back home :S. So anyways we keep coming back but then we stop near a bar because we hear some drunkards shouting and fighting and lots of shit so we start laughing but apparently a drunk comes out (which looked like one of those homeless gypsies from Bosnia who ask for food or money in the streets at day time) and starts shouting incomprehensible words at us.
Anyways my friend being an ass took at rock from the paviment and threw it at him injuring him a bit in the face. Well we run away towards home but then something big happenned.
We see a police patrol car near us coming at us and when it stops near us the police calls us.
Then when we went to them (we were scared so we went to check what was the problem knowing it was gonna be about injuring the gypsie) and asked them the trouble.
Then all of a sudden they knew that if kids (we are 13 and 14) were out at night were up to no good. They started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said, "Your moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air".
OMG the police people were Will Smith and Optimus Prime! OMG Optimus Prime grabbed my friend of kazhakstanian origin by the neck and Will Smith looked me in the face and said, "STOP MAKING THE FUCKING JOKE! It's not funny anymore."
Then Will Smith gave us Vodka and left :)

[offday]

Moscow? Aren't you guys surrounded by a giant wall or something?

[GODLORD]

At 8/4/07 02:03 AM, offday wrote: Moscow? Aren't you guys surrounded by a giant wall or something?

i think youre talking about berlin, and they got rid of that wall already...

[pulseofthemaggots]

At 8/4/07 02:03 AM, offday wrote: Moscow? Aren't you guys surrounded by a giant wall or something?

You mean the wall that divides the USA and Mexico? Pretty stupid to have such a wall XD! If not I guess you mean the Wall of China? Or the wall of Berlin? Or the wall that divides my house and my neighbor's house?

[dalmo]

At 8/4/07 02:09 AM, pulseofthemaggots wrote:

At 8/4/07 02:03 AM, offday wrote: Moscow? Aren't you guys surrounded by a giant wall or something?

You mean the wall that divides the USA and Mexico? Pretty stupid to have such a wall XD! If not I guess you mean the Wall of China? Or the wall of Berlin? Or the wall that divides my house and my neighbor's house?

What wall?

[Monodi]

At 8/4/07 02:03 AM, offday wrote: Moscow? Aren't you guys surrounded by a giant wall or something?

"Guys I was watching something on TV about Stalin and Hitler... I think we should stop them."

[pulseofthemaggots]

:At 8/4/07 02:09 AM, dalmo wrote:

What wall?

A wall?

[pulseofthemaggots]

At 8/4/07 02:12 AM, Monodi wrote:

At 8/4/07 02:03 AM, offday wrote: Moscow? Aren't you guys surrounded by a giant wall or something?

"Guys I was watching something on TV about Stalin and Hitler... I think we should stop them."

What you talking about you damn Korean? You still come here to brag about how you beat me in Starcraft in 2 minutes? Seriously did anyone read the whole post???

[dalmo]

At 8/4/07 02:03 AM, offday wrote: Moscow? Aren't you guys surrounded by a giant wall or something?

No didnt you hear David Hasselhoff tore it down.

if you dont get it dont try to then

[Ultimate7777]

The first two and a half paragraphs contribute nothing to the story, you know.

[Complete]

Way to take other peoples ideas and slapping it into a shittier version.

[Tluck-Person]

At 8/4/07 02:00 AM, pulseofthemaggots wrote: Ok, this post is regarding that I got in troubke with the police today here in Moscow.

I think I know your problem, regardless of all the shit that was TLDR.
You're a maggot aren't you?

[TurtleJuice]

At 8/4/07 02:03 AM, offday wrote: Moscow? Aren't you guys surrounded by a giant wall or something?

They're completely different counties , arrogant moron

[JohnnyWang]

At 8/4/07 02:12 AM, Monodi wrote:

At 8/4/07 02:03 AM, offday wrote: Moscow? Aren't you guys surrounded by a giant wall or something?

"Guys I was watching something on TV about Stalin and Hitler... I think we should stop them."

Those saracens have taken over the holy land, we must fight them off.

IT IS GODS WILL!

[HailFire]

Will Smith's right; the joke isn't fucking funny anymore.

Also, paragraphs.