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Forum Topic: Becoming a cop?

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Darkside7000

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Posted at: 8/3/07 08:25 PM

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Hi everyone - i'm just wondering, does anyone know what requirments i'd need to become a cop? I'm thinking of using it to fall back on if my life doesn't turn out to well career wise. I mean, I know i'd undergo training and shit, but would I need to know alot about guns/cars before hand? Or is that something i'd just learn as I go along?

I just hope it's not like that movie Police Academy. Steve Guttenberg can go to hell.

Becoming a cop?


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couldnt you have picked a pic with a little less bulge?

Ive had vagina, making me cooler than 90% of the elite assholes on the internet.
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Beat up black people.

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That man has a quite obvious boner.

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enforce laws onto people that thy never wanted. hate true freedom. tell other people what you say is right and wrong. beat kids up for no reason, ya know, usual cop stuff

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You need to go to college and have no violent background.

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At 8/3/07 08:26 PM, McFooFa wrote: Beat up black people.

thats a terrible, sad thing to say, worse yet in urban areas its true


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You need to be obese, lazy and corrupt.

Also be at least 1,80 mts tall.


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If you know enough about hanging around in toilets for gay people you should easily get on the George Michael beat.

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At 8/3/07 08:32 PM, Darkside7000 wrote: Wow... you guys really hate cops, huh?

I do, but I try to keep it to myself. The only negative comment Ive made was about guttenberg's nasty bulge.

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At 8/3/07 08:26 PM, McFooFa wrote: Beat up black people.

And make up stuff about them having guns.

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At 8/3/07 08:34 PM, Yamor wrote:
At 8/3/07 08:26 PM, McFooFa wrote: Beat up black people.
And make up stuff about them having guns.

Just sprinkle some crack on him, itll be alright.

Ive had vagina, making me cooler than 90% of the elite assholes on the internet.
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also

Donut joke anyone?


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if your black, tha ACLU could get you a job just fo that

if an organization hires a white over a black, even if tha white is qualified and tha black is not. tha ACLU says you are racist fo not hiring tha black

ITS DOCUMENTED

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Haha, you're doing the same thing I am. My career move is a risky one, so I chose cop to fall back on. I wouldn't sweat it. Everything you need to know, they'll teach you. The physical examination is a joke. You only need your High School diploma to become a cop, but they generally won't hire you unless you get a college or university diploma.

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Search Google for the NYPD exams or something.

I keep hearing on the radio that exams are going on or something? Check that out.


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Darkside7000

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At 8/3/07 08:44 PM, max0rz wrote: Haha, you're doing the same thing I am. My career move is a risky one, so I chose cop to fall back on. I wouldn't sweat it. Everything you need to know, they'll teach you. The physical examination is a joke. You only need your High School diploma to become a cop, but they generally won't hire you unless you get a college or university diploma.

Ah, thanks alot. It's not the physical part of it i'm worried about, i'm pretty fit, it's my little knowledge about cars and stuff. I can drive well, just know nothing about them - and I havn't fired a gun, but as you said, I can always learn.

couldnt you have picked a pic with a little less bulge?

I didn't think it had enough bulge.


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At 8/3/07 08:46 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: Cops are evil man
look what they did to me

Like he didn't deserve it.


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At 8/3/07 08:43 PM, good-guy-o wrote: if your black, tha ACLU could get you a job just fo that

ACLU = Advance Colored Location Unit?

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At 8/3/07 08:26 PM, PantyWipe wrote: couldnt you have picked a pic with a little less bulge?

I reckon, thats terrible.

Really kevin, you don't need many skills to be a policeman just a bit of fitness about you and dedication with some skills on the side. You'll take a course which teaches you everything you need to know anyway so don't go looking into it too far just yet.

The problem still stands, we all have our opinion; but mine is always right!

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At 8/3/07 08:46 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: Cops are evil man
look what they did to me

Photoshopped.

How can I tell? There is no black guy in it.


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Asswipe3210

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Join the military.

Boom instant cop

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At 8/4/07 04:42 AM, Asswipe3210 wrote: Join the military.

Boom instant cop

To much of a commitment.


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Never talk to me again.....

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At 8/3/07 08:37 PM, PantyWipe wrote:
At 8/3/07 08:34 PM, Yamor wrote:
At 8/3/07 08:26 PM, McFooFa wrote: Beat up black people.
And make up stuff about them having guns.
Just sprinkle some crack on him, itll be alright.

It's sickening, he broke into the house, and hung pictures of his family up.

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Darkside7000

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At 8/4/07 04:49 AM, Lord-Zed wrote:
At 8/3/07 08:37 PM, PantyWipe wrote:
At 8/3/07 08:34 PM, Yamor wrote:
At 8/3/07 08:26 PM, McFooFa wrote: Beat up black people.
And make up stuff about them having guns.
Just sprinkle some crack on him, itll be alright.
It's sickening, he broke into the house, and hung pictures of his family up.

I want this guy framed and brought down, AND I WANT IT DONE BY THE BOOKS!

Becoming a cop?


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Hot dog !

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