Alright, I promise I'll stop posting Pokemon topics after this. I just tried the real, working Mew trick to see if it works. Fuck yeah, it does.
The first time I tried it, I forgot to bring a weak Pokemon with me, so my Charizard killed him...
Anyway, I tried again with a level 7 Jigglypuff and kicked Mew's ass. After 3 Mega Balls, I finally caught him.
...her? it?
Yeah, I know. I'm awesome
You've finally made it home
Draped in the flag that you fell for
And so it goes - the ashes of the wake