Hello Newgrounds,
I'm here today to tell you about "Long-Arm". "Long-Arm" is a man famous on many Celtic Supporters' Message Boards - not because he posts on them - but because he symbolises just how genetically inferior our rivals, Glasgow Rangers, truly are.
So behold "Long-Arm", and remember when you laugh at this savage and misunderstood creature that there are thousands like him living in Scotland and Northern Ireland - scraping their knuckles along the ground and bringing hatred along with them wherever they go.