Expectant and New Parent Parking

[hammerhead84]

Read everything before posting please. We don't want ignorance in the thread now do we? =P

*Sigh*

There is a mall in my city. This mall's method of fairness is less than applaudable.
1. The Parking

There is around 16 parking spaces for expectant and new parents, yet there is only 4 handicapped spaces near the front of the mall. This means that apparently, a Quadriplegic, Paraplegic, or Mentally Handicapped person is less important than even a woman who does not have extra weight to carry around (hence the New Parent part).

Listen Women, I don't care how much weight you've put on, you do not deserve to be accomidated with a special privilage for a choice you made rather than these poor souls who were born with or became in need of these specialties you whining, hormonal, unworthy bitch.

Plus :)...... You need to take the baby weight off anyway..... bitch...

2. Special play area, with no gates.

Parents demanded the center of the mall be a play area for little kids to laugh and play... and I'm not allowed. I can still pass for 12 at the movies (yes, I'm THAT short) and you won't let me climb the giant bowl of cereal (it's awesome). The security however, only keeps track of older kids like me, they do not keep track of adults. So... if your son/daughter wants to make more mature friends, now would be the time to go to the mall and drop him off so Huggl3s42 from myspace can take him to "Chuck E. Cheese".

3. Security is hostile

Whenever I am there, I am constantly being eyed by the mall cops. It has something to do with being a certain age. As you people know, when you reach a certain age, every authority assumes you're stealing, doing drugs, and having underaged sex all while rebelling with graffiti, toilet paper, and eggs.
Hey, mallcop! Fuck you! Quit looking at my pockets, my eyes are up here.

4. Goth Kids. Period.

Yes, they're here. Apparently I missed some letter that went out and now my mall is overrun by chain-wearing, poetry writing, mohawk styling, fags. All they do is walk in and out of Hot Topic and buy nothing. Then they go to the food court and just lean on the wall and give that uninterested look. I actually saw one walk up to the Mcdonalds resturant and critisize it on its ways. I lol'ed.

5. Wiggers. We be Warcraftin' Yo

I saw two white kids walk out of a Spencer's gift store. Dear sweet god, I heard one of them say the word "tight". I thought to myself, he'd better be referring to the pants that goth kid at the food court was wearing. Jesus Christ, he even talked to a black guy who was passing by (who was eating Chicken Mcnuggets, I lol'ed again) and said "how ya livin'?"

Have you ever had one of those moments where you almost feel bad after laughing?

They shortly after went into EB Games and I didn't see them after that.

I think I'll stick to a different mall from now on.

-Eric

[Darknessium]

Public places can suck my left testicle, I prefer to stay in my room away from a stupid fucking world.

[hammerhead84]

At 8/3/07 04:25 AM, ReallyFunnyGuy wrote: mrstinkyfeet will help ya

What does that mean?

[hammerhead84]

At 8/3/07 04:27 AM, ReallyFunnyGuy wrote:

At 8/3/07 04:27 AM, hammerhead84 wrote:

At 8/3/07 04:25 AM, ReallyFunnyGuy wrote: mrstinkyfeet will help ya

What does that mean?

http://mrstinkyfeet.com

TRUST ME HE'S A SURE OF A HELP

This is gonna play meatspin isn't it?

[ZeroScount]

This is gonna play meatspin isn't it?

Worse.. Some gay flower intro..

[Snakem]

At 8/3/07 04:36 AM, hammerhead84 wrote:

At 8/3/07 04:27 AM, ReallyFunnyGuy wrote:

At 8/3/07 04:27 AM, hammerhead84 wrote:

At 8/3/07 04:25 AM, ReallyFunnyGuy wrote: mrstinkyfeet will help ya

What does that mean?

http://mrstinkyfeet.com

TRUST ME HE'S A SURE OF A HELP

This is gonna play meatspin isn't it?

you bet your ass it will...

[hammerhead84]

Dodged a bullet there.

A friend got me with that meatspin video one time. Lets just say I can't sit down without checking the chair thoroughly from now on.

[Snakem]

At 8/3/07 04:43 AM, hammerhead84 wrote: Dodged a bullet there.

A friend got me with that meatspin video one time. Lets just say I can't sit down without checking the chair thoroughly from now on.

its like shutting ur eyes in the shower after wacthing Psycho

[RacistBassist]

Oh wah, is someone mad because security guards are eying the most like people to shoplift?

[Derangel]

Heh. In the UK, theres generally the same thing, except its 'emos' and 'chavs'.

The 'emos' are just hanging around, not doing anything.

The chavs insult anyone or anything not incredibly similar to them. If someone wears black, INSULT! If someone looks different, INSULT! And they will then proceed to follow you around the area until you slip away discreetly. I once saw one walking down the street yelling "my dadde iz away, n th@tz a bad man fing, init.".

He then continued to walk down the road yelling "WANKER!"

[hammerhead84]

At 8/3/07 04:50 AM, RacistBassist wrote: Oh wah, is someone mad because security guards are eying the most like people to shoplift?

Oh no he didn't

How could he suspect me I'm absolutely delightful.

[RacistBassist]

At 8/3/07 05:03 AM, hammerhead84 wrote:

At 8/3/07 04:50 AM, RacistBassist wrote: Oh wah, is someone mad because security guards are eying the most like people to shoplift?

Oh no he didn't

How could he suspect me I'm absolutely delightful.

You are right, only mean looking people steal

[hammerhead84]

At 8/3/07 05:04 AM, RacistBassist wrote:

At 8/3/07 05:03 AM, hammerhead84 wrote:

At 8/3/07 04:50 AM, RacistBassist wrote: Oh wah, is someone mad because security guards are eying the most like people to shoplift?

Oh no he didn't

How could he suspect me I'm absolutely delightful.

You are right, only mean looking people steal

Yes.

[Airbuster]

you sound like a loser, eric.

don't judge others, focus on bettering yourself.

let others do what others do, don't think lower of them and then post about it on newgrounds...

those other ppl could be talking to people "IRL" saying how ur always staring at them, listening to their convorsations, and they oddly never see you with any girls.

relax on everyone else, bro. they don't care about you, why should you care about them

[Airbuster]

id also like to mention that there are more expectant/pregnant parents than there are quadriplegics...

why give the few a alot, and the lot a few?

[IllustriousPotentate]

You should join me. I hardly ever go to malls. All the stores are more crowded and more expensive than the same stores outside the mall. But then again, I don't really care for shopping, there are lots of interesting places around here, and traffic around the mall is horrible.

[hammerhead84]

At 8/3/07 05:31 AM, Airbuster wrote: you sound like a loser, eric.

Gee, I didn't know that I could sound like a loser by speaking my mind on newground. However I would like to thank you, a final judge of character such as yoursefl, for stepping down from your mighty steed and shedding some light on my lack of internet coolness. My leige.

don't judge others, focus on bettering yourself.

Same goes for you asshole. "You sound like a loser eric", tool.

let others do what others do, don't think lower of them and then post about it on newgrounds...

First off, if you believed in the above statement we wouldn't be having this conversation at all. Second, Newgrounds is EVERYTHING by EVERYONE, so unless Tom Fulp himself tells me that I can't post this on newgrounds, then I'm going to continue.

those other ppl could be talking to people "IRL" saying how ur always staring at them, listening to their convorsations, and they oddly never see you with any girls.

First off, I don't stare at people, I happened to walk by these people and forgive me If I happened to forget to wear earplugs so I don't over hear anything. I guess I just don't meet up with your oh-so-high standards. And by the way, I know plenty of girls, of course you, being the great Airbuster would happen to have cross country vision and be able to see me, girlless, just getting a new suit for a bar - mitzva. Forgive me my leige, for I did not mean to disrespect you by being without a girl for the 45 minutes I was there.

relax on everyone else, bro. they don't care about you, why should you care about them

hey, I'm not your bro, and second, they do, because when I laughed at that goth girl with nosering, her face turned red. They care, alot.

But, apparently you are Jesus H. Airbuster Himself, so lets all take a second and heed your words of wisdom that we respect so much.

Fag.