Forum Topic: I found my brother's XXX stash!

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Posted at: 8/2/07 07:25 PM

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I was curious, so I bumped into it.
It's true.. I snuck into his room and looked in his boxes and cupboards, and one of them had... stuff. So there is some porn movies, books, magazines, lube, sensual rubbing shit...

2 dildos?

And stuff like that. I should take something.

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At 8/2/07 07:25 PM, Superperpel wrote: I was curious, so I bumped into it.
It's true.. I snuck into his room and looked in his boxes and cupboards, and one of them had... stuff. So there is some porn movies, books, magazines, lube, sensual rubbing shit...
2 dildos?
And stuff like that. I should take something.

awesome. now go fap.

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Posted at: 8/2/07 07:26 PM

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take the dildo so that you can finnaly get laid pussy.


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Posted at: 8/2/07 07:27 PM

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and sure you did

pics or it didn't happen

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Posted at: 8/2/07 07:28 PM

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Take the Dildos, because every straight man MUST be curious.

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Posted at: 8/2/07 07:28 PM

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You should slap him, dildos....DILDOS

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Posted at: 8/2/07 07:29 PM

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Similar thing happened to me. Last summer I went to visit family in Europe and had to sleep in my cousin's room. He is all religious and goody-goody, but he had some of the most disgusting stuff I have ever seen. He had rubber toys, boob balls and a video collection ranging from soft to movies even Germans would find disgusting.

Uh huh...

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Posted at: 8/2/07 07:30 PM

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PLIX PIX PLOX!

Yeah, we'll need pics.

Oh, and stael his cadny!

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Posted at: 8/2/07 07:31 PM

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At 8/2/07 07:28 PM, EvilJesus wrote: You should slap him, dildos....DILDOS

Slap him WITH the dildos!


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Posted at: 8/2/07 07:32 PM

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Hide it and demand ransom. And if he says he can use the internet, PULL THE MODEM!


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Posted at: 8/2/07 07:32 PM

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My brother has an orange dildo, he's gay but he probably dont get any :p

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Posted at: 8/2/07 07:33 PM

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I need those dildos more than you!


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Sell them on eBay

I feel like typing today...

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Posted at: 8/2/07 07:35 PM

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you really wanna fap to the same stuff your bro does?...weeeeird.


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Posted at: 8/2/07 07:37 PM

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Did someone say Blackmail!

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Posted at: 8/2/07 07:39 PM

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My brother gave me his stash when he turned 20. I raided a few times but who knew he had Bible Black hiding in there?

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At 8/2/07 07:37 PM, MERC93 wrote: Did someone say Blackmail!

I can smell it in the air. It's a lovely scent.


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Posted at: 8/2/07 07:46 PM

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When he falls asleep stick a dildo in his mouth.

Grey power.

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Posted at: 8/2/07 07:52 PM

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Wash your hands after you touched that stuff, I think we all have an idea of where the dildos have been.


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Posted at: 8/2/07 07:54 PM

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At 8/2/07 07:29 PM, creativeusage wrote: Similar thing happened to me. Last summer I went to visit family in Europe and had to sleep in my cousin's room. He is all religious and goody-goody, but he had some of the most disgusting stuff I have ever seen. He had rubber toys, boob balls and a video collection ranging from soft to movies even Germans would find disgusting.

lol. similar to me. a while back i found some of my dad's old magazines and tapes. he never found out about me knowing, but he hid them in a better place later on anyway. and dude, if you think germans are bad with all the weird fetish crap, you should look at some of the hentai on the net, especially this funny category that they call "guro"......and really, dildos? yeah go ahead and beat the crap out of your brother for that. at least, only if he can prove they aren't his...

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At 8/2/07 07:33 PM, Paltalk wrote: I need those dildos more than you!

So do I!!!

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Posted at: 8/2/07 08:11 PM

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You should've jacked off to some of it.

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Posted at: 8/2/07 08:12 PM

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I found my bi-curious sister's porn once. A box full of Playboy, Playgirl, Penthouse, DVDs, Dildos, Yuri, Yaoi, to my surprise, chocolate. Bon bons to be precise. It's the mother load but I had to wait until she went down to Mississippi to take it though, but it was so worth it.

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At 8/2/07 07:35 PM, Sawke wrote: you really wanna fap to the same stuff your bro does?...weeeeird.

No, not weird. Kinky.


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Posted at: 4/14/08 11:40 PM

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meh, who cares, its a guys room, what do you expect, my little pony?

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I really wouldn't mind having a dildo.


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Posted at: 4/14/08 11:42 PM

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Pics or didn't happen.


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Posted at: 4/14/08 11:43 PM

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Tie him down to his bed and rape him with the dildoes to make him realize that porn belongs on the computer.

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At 4/14/08 11:47 PM, Shawtey wrote:
At 4/14/08 11:46 PM, Skybolt-DX wrote: Give me one of the dildos.

I lost mine.
is it in your asshole?

A little more frontal sweetie...


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