I found my bi-curious sister's porn once. A box full of Playboy, Playgirl, Penthouse, DVDs, Dildos, Yuri, Yaoi, to my surprise, chocolate. Bon bons to be precise. It's the mother load but I had to wait until she went down to Mississippi to take it though, but it was so worth it.
"We went to his office to find evidence of cloned organ development. There was nothing. No salarian hearts, no turian livers, not one krogan testicle." - Garrus, Mass Effect