Anyone else hate old people?

[Peaceblossom]

I sure do!

We get about 2 kinds of old people where I work.

The kind that eat fish and chips, and the kind that are from Europe and eat pickled herring. The latter is pretty self explanatory.

The fucking old people who eat fish and chips piss me off to no end. First thing they do is assume that the southern half of our store doesn't exist and is independently owned and operated. This means that they never cross a little invisible barrier that separates the two halves of our store. Problem: Cash register is on southern half.

The second thing they do is look super pissed off and puzzled by our simple sign. The sign has two choices of fish and chips. Halibut is 14.95 for a 2 piece dinner. Haddock or Pollock is 7.95 for a two piece. The sign is very clear and very easy to read.

The fucking old people seriously stare at it with the most disgusted and pissed off expression for about 10 minutes before ordering. They come up to the wrong till (God forbid they cross the invisible line) and wait for us to come to them, even though we're waiting at the right one for them to order.

When they finally cross that line they ask for cod. WE DON'T HAVE COD. Then they order halibut,
I say "That'll be 15.85"
"No, it says 7.95"
"That's for the Pollock"
"Oh, thats what I meant"
"Anything to drink, we have coke, diet coke, sprite, or iced tea."
"Yeah I'll have a diet pepsi"
"We don't have that"
"Oh, I'll have a gingerale then"

Like, get out you fucking old person.

I think that once you turn 49 you have 1 year to spend the rest of your money before we kill you. I plan on dying when I'm around that age because then I won't get quite old enough for people to hate me because of how fucking old I am.

thoughts?

[RacistBassist]

At 8/2/07 03:14 AM, Peaceblossom wrote: thoughts?

You are an idiot

[Advent-Sinner]

At 8/2/07 03:14 AM, Peaceblossom wrote: thoughts?

get out of the food industry?

[66Cashish]

old people complaine 2 much.. My grandma got pissed cuz i was taking a nap wit my girlfriend in the same bed... JEEZE!!! lol.

[Bolo]

Most are too conservative.

[Peaceblossom]

At 8/2/07 03:20 AM, Bolo wrote: Most are too conservative.

Even though they'll probably dead in a few years.

Also, I didn't mention that they all pay in exact change.

[Frankafus-Studios]

lulz, old people frustrated me at my job as a clerk. but some of them were so nice, that they'd totally make my day. stop being an ass.

[Blitzkrieg047]

They need to fucking stay off the roads.

A lady was sitting at a stop sign at the end of an offramp on highway 16(the one where i live). She did nothing wrong. But it all went to hell when an old man, going over 100, supposedly doesnt 'see' her sitting at the stop sign. She dies after sliding 150 feet after hitting the ground.

HOW DO YOU NOT FUCKING SEE THAT?

[Peaceblossom]

At 8/2/07 03:22 AM, Frankafus-Studios wrote: lulz, old people frustrated me at my job as a clerk. but some of them were so nice, that they'd totally make my day. stop being an ass.

They don't leave tips, they complain that the fish that came out of the 355 degree deep fryer is too hot, they all eat with their hands and get everything greasy, they pay in exact change, they don't say hi or thanks, they walk slow, and they look pissed off when they read.

FUCK

[superratso]

You know, you'll be old some day.
Unless you plan on dying young.....

[placeboelectra]

FUCKING HATE OLD PEOPLE,they do so many things that piss me off I cant list them all. At the store I work theyll take a soda out of the cooler and try to pay for it at dunkin donuts,theyll bang on the window at dunkin donuts and ask for a carwash ticket,when I try to walk through the aisle there they are in front of me walking very slow,old people are grouchy and always smell like bengay.

[kitty-and-meander]

You know what sir? I DO indeed hate old people. Sure they're wise and bullshit bullshit whatever. But in my opinion they just hold back the human race... But so do Christians.

[Fedges]

yeah i've worked in food service and old people were the FUCKING WORST!

like when they pay in all fucking pocket change (no quarters either) and don't even start counting it out till they get to the counter, or when they try to pay with checks even though it clearly says that we don't take checks right on the front of our cash register

what almost made me kill someone though was an old person who came in and wanted a chicken salad or somthing like that even though we were a fucking pizza place, they told me that the last time they went to one of our places (like 20 years ago in a different state) they had chicken salads and this old fuckbag REFUSED to believe that we didn't have them.

[Noemro64]

I hate old people with a passion as well ^_^

[capn-g]

I'll tell what's more annoying than old people: teenagers.

[McJesus]

At 8/2/07 03:14 AM, Peaceblossom wrote: I plan on dying when I'm around that age because then I won't get quite old enough for people to hate me because of how fucking old I am.

IM NEVER GROWING OLD

[Spanish-Castle-Magic]

thoughts?

ignore them...

[Dakurus]

I only hate old people on the road. They drive fast to get in front of you, then slow down to a point no normal human would do.

[TheFaces]

At 8/2/07 03:19 AM, 66Cashish wrote: old people complaine 2 much.. My grandma got pissed cuz i was taking a nap wit my girlfriend in the same bed... JEEZE!!! lol.

You're 14... You don't need to be anywhere near a bed with your girlfriend yet. (It can only lead to bad things, trust me)

So on topic then?
Well, actually 50 isn't that old. Most people don't tend to get stupid, and fail to function in society untill their late 60's.

assuming that they wern't stupid in the first place. Then it can't be helped.

[bluefox11]

my grandfather would so beat your ass if he saw this.

[TurtleJuice]

At 8/2/07 03:15 AM, RacistBassist wrote:

At 8/2/07 03:14 AM, Peaceblossom wrote: thoughts?

You are an idiot

I agree

[Lost-Wisdom]

What's your issue with Old People? They can't a lot of things you know.

[deadpool15]

yeah i work in a grocery store and old people can be quite annoying..
i had to ask one if they wanted a receipt 6 times before they actually noticed me at all and then htey look at you as if your a piece of shit and then i was like you can carry your groceries to your car bitch.. well i didnt really say that

and theres some other old lady who comes in asks you to book her a taxi after she buys like the weirdest things :/

[Cheekyvincent]

16 year old at a fish n' chip shop, yeh, that'll work...

anyway, if ur saying old people are weird, that means the following:
1) your mum and dad are weird
2) ONE DAY YOU WILL BE A WEIRDO COZ ULL BECOME OLD AND WRINKLY HAHAHA

that applies to me too and to who evers reading this