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I almost died laughing. 2007-08-02 02:12:02 Reply

I was trying out a site I found while lurking in topics.

The Bot asked the question, "How do you normally introduce yourself?"

I replied "With My Penis."

The Bot Replied, "Your Penis sounds like a plan."

And then after that I got bored and quit.

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Response to I almost died laughing. 2007-08-02 02:13:05 Reply

u failz at new threadz.


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Response to I almost died laughing. 2007-08-02 02:13:09 Reply

well, thats neat!


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Response to I almost died laughing. 2007-08-02 02:13:28 Reply

I didn't find that funny.


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Response to I almost died laughing. 2007-08-02 02:16:25 Reply

I almost died because that was so - not - funny.


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Response to I almost died laughing. 2007-08-02 02:19:52 Reply

I didn't chuckle


I'm a designer and writer in Chicago. I've been published seven times for random junk. My first attempt at comedy can be found here: The Up To No Goods Web Series.

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Response to I almost died laughing. 2007-08-02 02:25:19 Reply

At 8/2/07 02:19 AM, adreniline7 wrote: I didn't chuckle

Nor did I.


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Response to I almost died laughing. 2007-08-02 02:34:55 Reply

At 8/2/07 02:16 AM, JarrodK wrote: I almost died because that was so - not - funny.

No comedians allowed.


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Response to I almost died laughing. 2007-08-02 02:36:36 Reply

At 8/2/07 02:34 AM, TNOAT wrote:
At 8/2/07 02:16 AM, JarrodK wrote: I almost died because that was so - not - funny.
No comedians allowed.

no quote whores either

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Response to I almost died laughing. 2007-08-02 02:37:57 Reply

LOL THATS SO FUNNY WHEN DID YOU THINK OF THAT??


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Response to I almost died laughing. 2007-08-02 02:37:57 Reply

Stay in the fucking thread


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Response to I almost died laughing. 2007-08-02 02:38:59 Reply

At 8/2/07 02:36 AM, MephboT wrote:
At 8/2/07 02:34 AM, TNOAT wrote:
At 8/2/07 02:16 AM, JarrodK wrote: I almost died because that was so - not - funny.
No comedians allowed.
no quote whores either

OH MAN I GOT SO TOTALLY "PW3DZ0RZ" IM SUCH A "N00B"


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Response to I almost died laughing. 2007-08-02 02:40:05 Reply

Hey TNOAT where's my buttseX?


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Response to I almost died laughing. 2007-08-02 02:41:04 Reply

At 8/2/07 02:40 AM, Grub-Xer0 wrote: Hey TNOAT where's my buttseX?


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Response to I almost died laughing. 2007-08-02 02:51:25 Reply

At 8/2/07 02:34 AM, TNOAT wrote:
At 8/2/07 02:16 AM, JarrodK wrote: I almost died because that was so - not - funny.
No comedians allowed.

I dont get it.


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Response to I almost died laughing. 2007-08-02 03:00:59 Reply

At 8/2/07 02:12 AM, sharingankakashi13 wrote: I was trying out a site I found while lurking in topics.

The Bot asked the question, "How do you normally introduce yourself?"

I replied "With My Penis."

The Bot Replied, "Your Penis sounds like a plan."

And then after that I got bored and quit.

Was it santabot.com

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Response to I almost died laughing. 2007-08-02 03:06:31 Reply

OMG LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOL OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL U R 2 FUNAY!!!ONESHIFT1
This is to evade the al caps rules


All the cool kids have signature text

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Response to I almost died laughing. 2007-08-02 04:27:44 Reply

At 8/2/07 02:16 AM, JarrodK wrote: I almost died because that was so - not - funny.

HA! I get it! It's funny because you said "not"!

*sigh* I hate poor attempts at trying to make fun of poor attempts at comedy.

(including this one)


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Response to I almost died laughing. 2007-08-02 04:53:46 Reply

Haha, homosexuals.


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Response to I almost died laughing. 2007-08-02 04:55:47 Reply

Why would you introduce yourself with your dick?

I don't get it.


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Response to I almost died laughing. 2007-08-02 05:41:05 Reply

Too bad you didn't die

laughing

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Response to I almost died laughing. 2007-08-02 05:43:02 Reply

good to know...


I feel like typing today...

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Response to I almost died laughing. 2007-08-02 09:21:05 Reply

At 8/2/07 02:12 AM, sharingankakashi13 wrote: I was trying out a site I found while lurking in topics.

The Bot asked the question, "How do you normally introduce yourself?"

I replied "With My Penis."

The Bot Replied, "Your Penis sounds like a plan."

And then after that I got bored and quit.

what a way 2 go! die laughing!

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Response to I almost died laughing. 2007-08-02 09:23:00 Reply

About as funny as neil hambuger...

And thats my liiiife!

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Response to I almost died laughing. 2007-08-02 09:24:34 Reply

i came

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Response to I almost died laughing. 2007-08-02 09:25:59 Reply

Naruto Fanatics doesn't impress me, get a original name next time...

OH wait, you can't change it. LOL

Everything I see is just a image of my thoughts "Always looking for a better day..."
What's your fastest reaction time?
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Response to I almost died laughing. 2007-08-02 09:28:50 Reply

I DO NOT find this humorous.


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Response to I almost died laughing. 2007-08-02 09:34:40 Reply

why didnt you post this in the santabot thread?


i know, i know, my profile rocks, no need to tell me

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