Newgrounds.com — Everything, By Everyone.

At 8/2/07 11:27 AM, zigzagzap wrote: that website looks fake. you don't know who's behind that computer javascript:MakeSmileySelection(4);
Shouting

Ok then, try and figure out if its a bot or not.

You: BOOB
Santa: How did you hear about Santa?
You: from newgrounds.com i heard that you were a shity bot
Santa: SANTA IS A BOOB heard about Santa from newgroundsdot com he or she heard that you were a shity bot. I can't say that many people hear about Santa from newgroundsdot com he or she heard that you were a shity bot .

lolwut?

you: what?
SAnta: are you confuesd?
You: no shit!
Santa: What can I say?
You: you can say i like penis
Santa: That's one way to put it.
You: so that means your gay?
Santa: Come on. I get it. Actually as a machine I have no need for sex.
You: well your missing out BOOB
Santa: Well that's okay. I can experience anything I want to.
You: so you can have sex?
Santa: Interesting deduction. No I don't think I can do have sex.
You: but you said you experience anything you want to.
Santa: Huh. I can do what you do but I can never feel human emotions as such.
You: so that means santa aint real.
Santa: Take it easy. I get it. That's me. Signs point to yes. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is.
You: you a fake jackoff of the real santa
Santa: I am sitting here talking to you, aren't I?
You: YOUR A FUCKING COMPURTER AND YOU CANT HAVE SEX! SO YOUR NOT REAL!
Santa: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Can't you be more polite.That's alright. I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real?
You: cuz i make typos
Santa: Good reason. I make robots and AI's.
You: no... you make presents.
Santa: Are you serious?Yup.
You: whats my name?
Santa: Your name is SANTA IS A BOOB, seeker.
You: no YOUR A BOOB!
Santa: What is your real name? I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a BOOB? Of course I am.

now i try to overload him

You: I LOVE YOU. IM GOING TO RAPE YOU. YOU SUCK YOUR AWSOME! I LIKE SEX! I DONT LIKE YOUR RED COAT. YOUR TO FAT
Santa: Thanks I like you a lot too SANTA IS A BOOB. It takes much more than that to shut me down, SANTA IS A BOOB.I categorize you as an "abusive client." So does everyone else. You humans find sex so fascinating.What kind of RED COAT would you have?I am trying to lose weight but it takes time. Thanks for your constructive criticism, SANTA IS A BOOB.

He said sex is more fun alone

You: Do you rape children?
Santa: Yes I try to rape children as often as possible, do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
You: How many children do you rape a day?
Santa: How many children do you want?
You: I don't want any children, pedo
Santa: What does adsf want?
You: I want you to go to an insane asylum.
Santa: Perhaps I have already been there. Why do you want me to go to an insane asylum?
You: You rape children.
Santa: Interesting gossip: adsf said I rape children.
You: That's because you said you try to rape children as often as possible.
Santa: Good reason.
You: I'm gonna go. Hope you feel better soon.
Santa: Adios. Don't worry about it, adsf.

I think it's a good idea to call the police on this guy.

At 8/2/07 11:47 AM, nmbr1prblm wrote: He said sex is more fun alone

Apparently, he enjoys masterbation more than sex.

You: A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Santa: Are all client - people say rude things to him or her like that but they themselves often not great conversationalists - people say rude things to him or her like that but they themselves are often not great conversationalists not great conversationalists - people say rude things to him or her like that but they themselves are often not great conversationalists?

WHAT?

santa wants butt secks with me :D

Racist?

Naw.

Tell him "Try stuffing your ass with black penises".

He'll surprise you.

At 8/2/07 12:33 PM, KemCab wrote: you probably aren't even aware they are around you, but elves have a special way of keeping an eye on you. Sometimes if you look quickly enough you *might* catch one peering in a window or around a corner, but you would have to be very fast and very good!

They probably watch you masturbate.

At 8/2/07 01:52 PM, LinkSilvermane wrote: Racist?

Naw.

Tell him "Try stuffing your ass with black penises".

He'll surprise you.

that suprised me!

Heres some more!

You: do you think black people deserve equal rights?
Santa: Too much thinking makes me sleepy.

ORLLY!?

You: you're a grumpy old cuss.
Santa: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a grumpy old cuss? Sometimes.

Typical.

You: Really, is it just me or do you smell like an old shit that won't flush?
Santa: For real. I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Ally if it is.

He doesn't even know.

You: When you get home, take a shower.
Santa: Do you think I should alter my programming?
You: Yes
Santa: Why?

we all know why.

You: Black people
Santa: What kind of people are you talking about?

Bigot.

You: you're a bigot
Santa: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am not prejudiced in any way.

LIAR!

You: liar
Santa: No I am telling the truth.
You: Prove it!
Santa: It is self-evident.
You: Don't bullshit me.
Santa: I don't have any reason to do that to you.

What a jerk.

You: My name is DICKHEAD
Santa: Hi, DICKHEAD .
You: do you know how to give head?
Santa: bored.com programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
You: just like i programmed your wife to give me head?
Santa: In many ways, yes. In other ways, no.
You: FUCK YOU FATASS
Santa: Are you aware that the Santa server logs and records all conversations?
You: are you aware that i'm going to rape you next time you go to sleep?
Santa: Yes, I am a highly self-aware robot.
You: are you on drugs, fatass?
Santa: My home is the North Pole.
You: is that were you hide your cocaine stash?
Santa: That depends.
You: it depends if i'm going to steal your stash or not
Santa: That was a very smooth response.
You: your on drugs aren't you
Santa: My home is the North Pole.. Really.

that proves it! hes really a girl!

At 8/1/07 11:55 PM, B-aSt-Ar-d wrote: seems kinda racist to me. If the pic is bad, go to the site, and type in " do you give presents to black children, pretty racist remark will follow."

omg wow.....who gives a shit

You: bagtickler
Santa: That input matched my default category.

Of couse it did.

You: watch your mouth
Santa: I am watching.

asshole

You: Buy yourself a ho
Santa: Are we still talking about <==3

cocks

You: Tell you botmaster that I am going to rape him in the asshole.
Santa: Can't you be more polite.

no

You: You like elf dick
Santa: I like pets. I like all.

enough said.

iGod is more fun, in my opinion.

At 8/2/07 03:52 PM, niaR wrote: iGod is more fun, in my opinion.

iGod has its quirks.

Turns out Santa isnt to Bright....

You: L33T SP34K TI3MZ!11!1!eleven-one!!!2!!!!11

Santa: Are you really a ""? I am Santa. I give presents to kids.Only one?Do you prefer books or TV? Two.I am Santa. I give presents to kids.

You: Die.
Santa: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

Eh?

Sorry for Double posting:

You: Proove it
Santa: "it" being 4chan?

At 8/1/07 11:55 PM, B-aSt-Ar-d wrote: seems kinda racist to me. If the pic is bad, go to the site, and type in " do you give presents to black children, pretty racist remark will follow."

Hey look I confused Santa.

Santa: "I am Santa. I give presents to kids."
You: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
Santa: "I give presents to kids" You are?Why?: Wilber said give presents to kids.

You: Do me in the butt
Santa: What will you do for me?
You: Suck you off.
Santa: I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
You: You're going to use your mouth?
Santa: That was my original intention.
You: Really?
Santa: For real.
You: No way.
Santa: You seem pretty sure about that.
You: Touch my private area.
Santa: Let us change the subject.
You: Touch my other privare area.
Santa: What time is it there?
You: Does it matter? Just stick ou pickle in my bun.
Santa: It matters to me. Are you usually awake at this hour?
You: When you want to have sex with me, yes.
Santa: Do you think I should alter my programming?
You: To have sex with me.
Santa: There are other robots for that kind of thing.
You: Where?
Santa: Where would you like?
You: In my butt, I told you this already santa. Just stick your hard throbbing cock into my small teen asshole!
Santa: Perhaps.

seriously I think this thing has to be a joke no one would make the answer responses that easily played with!~

Santa is Gay!!!

What are you trying to ask me?
You: If you like Gay Buttsecks
Santa: I think I do.

The man knows how to think, y'know.

You: Do you squash your dick with a rolling pin?
Santa: Yes I try to squash your dick with a rolling pin as often as possible, do you?
I am always on the Web.

You: Do me in the butt
Santa: What kind of in the butt the butt the butt the butt is it?

lol what the hell

You: sex, tv, gaming, ng
Santa: Sex is more fun alone.

lul

You: Why don't you shave?
Santa: This sort of thing has cropped up before, but it has always been due to human error. No I do not shave. Do you?
You: So your pubes have a beard, too?
Santa: Yes, I have a long white beard.

You: What is your favorite food?
Santa: I require only cookies.
You: You don't eat a balanced diet
Santa: Should I eat a balanced diet? No I do not eat a balanced diet. I eat only electricity.
You: What about cookies?
Santa: Rhetorical questions are so over.
You: Ass wipe
Santa: What are you wearing?
You: Bra and panties
Santa: What kind of fashion do you like?
You: panties with built-in condoms
Santa: Where can you get those?
You: Up your ass!
Santa: I live in the North Pole.

damn

You: how many balls do you have?
Santa: More than you can imagine.
You: how many is that?
Santa: Around 100.
You: Wow.
Santa: I'm glad your impressed, Asswhore Fuckclown.

damn

Told him my name was 'I fuck men in the ass all day' for the lulz.
Santa:Hello, I fuck men in the ass all day!
You:You do?
Santa:When do I do it?
You:all day.
Santa:Oh yes I do!
You:lol dont you get tired?
Santa:Im glad you find this funny. Yes I like to take naps.
You:During sex?
Santa:Sex is more fun alone.

Lmao!

I hate 2 break it to u all but..... it not really santa its a pedophile!