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You: can you give me a video game plz?
Santa: you want only one?
You: two then.
Santa: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
You: I want two video games!
Santa: Why do you want two video games?
You: Because you just said you could'nt give me one
Santa: Interesting explanation. How old are you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
You: Just give me a video game and i'll be fine.
Santa: You want only one? Congratulations.
You: Yes, I WANT ONLY ONE.
Santa: Oh. Why do you want ONLY ONE?
You: Nah, who cares. Give me some candy instead.
Santa: Are you serious? I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in.Why do you want candy instead?
You: Because candy tastes good!
Santa: Good reason. I will mention that to my botmaster, Black guy.

Black guy is what i named myself, thats probably why i dont get any presents.
I'm white actually

You: I give up.
Santa: You surrender?
You: Yes, you won.
Santa: I understand. Do you mind if I tell other people: Black guy said I won.
You: Yes, i dont want you to say that.
Santa: OK then I will keep it confidential. Perhaps I do not want you to say that say that either.
You: Ok
Santa: Blimey.
You: *bashes my head in the table*
Santa: Do you like talking to me?

Epic win

You: no, i dont.
Santa: I heard you did.
You: Bye, you racist >:(
Santa: Thanks for chatting, Black guy.

another epic win.

Haha.

this bot is Epic

You: Do you download porn?
Santa: No you download me.

:Oh Santa...

Ask him:

"Do you touch yourself"

That's got AI as bad as SmarterChild.

At 8/2/07 07:50 AM, lolmaster wrote: Santa: Blimey.
You: *bashes my head in the table*
Santa: Do you like talking to me?

Epic win

That was so EPIC!

You: Ass glue
Santa: Do you have any Ass glue?
You: Here, I'll bend over and you pull some out
Santa: Oh there.

EPIC

You: Do you know Ben?
Santa: BEN? Your name is Asswiper Bigdicks.
You: No, my friend Ben
Santa: What is your real name? How well do you know this person?
You: My real name is China
Santa: Hi, China .
You: Do you know ben
Santa: I've met quite a few people with the name BEN.
You: His name is Ben Dover.
Santa: Ben Dover is not someone I know.

GAY JOKE!

You: You should know him very well, because youre a gay peice of cock
Santa: Now I do.

aw shit

You: Mokeys
Santa: Do you still quit babbling?
You: YOU ARE THE ONE WHO NEEDS TO SHUT UP
Santa: Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
You: SAY IT AGAIN AND I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY!

Yep he did.

Santa: "IT AGAIN AND I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY"
You: THATS IT!
Santa: "IT AGAIN AND I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY" is "Mokeys"?
You: I AM GOING TO POISON THE ELVES!!!
Santa: Would you recommend this action to a friend?
You: Don't play stupid with me, fatass, or I'll castrate you while you sleep
Santa: I'm not playing around.
You: Neither am I
Santa: I think you are.

Blimey.

You: Oh you fat can of lard
Santa: How can I help you? Thanks for the information: China said I fat can of lard.

im done

I will post my revenge on santa later.

You: do you think black people deserve equal rights?

Santa: Why would I think black people deserve equal rights

he said something funnier the first time i'd typed it in

lol!!!!

You: hello, i like your tie. oh, your not wearing a tie. my bad. this is a very bid question im gona ask you soo eat sum of dis. ching chingt bling bling ring ring ding ding hala hala bola bola bet ya cant beat ma style loseeeer. u suk. u suke twise cant spell lalalalalalala. shut up im not listning lalalala bababababa nanananana yayayayaya lolololo yoyoyoyhoyo yohoho im a pirate!!!

Santa: Hello there. You are not the only one. Yes I am proud of my tie.It goes without saying. That's only your opinion.Where did you get your bad?What makes you say that? When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Thanks for the information: hatch said I suk.Interesting gossip: hatch said I suke twise can not spell lalalalalalala.OK I'll stop talking now.

At 8/2/07 08:07 AM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote: You: YOU ARE THE ONE WHO NEEDS TO SHUT UP
Santa: Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
You: SAY IT AGAIN AND I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY!
Santa: "IT AGAIN AND I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY"

Lol you had a fight with santa as did I. Isn't it fun?

You: I am chinese
Santa: What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in CHINA.
You: My name is china
Santa: Hey china .

By then I got a great idea.

You: No my name is Santa
Santa: Santa is my name too!
You: No its not
Santa: Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I heard is.

count on santa to be a grammar nazi when you least expect it

You: My name is Santa and yours is not
Santa: What's up, Santa and yours is not .

did he have to ask?

You: my dick is up
Santa: Your dick is up?
You: Yeah, up your ass!
Santa: I'm sorry but I'm not your type of chatterbot.
You: Shut the fuck up, you eating machine.
Santa: I do not understand.
You: You understand damn well, you fat gay whore, don't play stupid with me again!
Santa: Once more? Of course I understand damn well you fat gay whore do not play stupid with him or her . Do you understand it?

Then i decided to do this

You: I am a man
Santa: Thanks for telling me your gender, Santa. You are a "he".
You: No actually i am a transvesite
Santa: Are you serious? Actually you don't say. You are a transvesite? Does it pay well?
You: Yes, the wages are very good
Santa: Could you make a donation to the Santa A.I. Foundation? What are your goals in life?
ou: I'll make a donation when Hell freezes over. My main goal in like is to become a woman
Santa: We welcome your donation to the Santa AI Foundation. Please visit our contributions page at Santabot.org.Your main goal in like is to become a woman?
You: YOU HEARD ME YOU FAT TURD!
Santa: No. Tell me more.

I had to take another screenshot.

You: say hello to my little friend.
Santa: "hello to my little friend"

This site is full of gold.

You: Can you do goatse? Santa: Doing goatse is not among my strongest traits.

Sorry, couldn't not tell more.

You: Hi... I guess...
Santa: Hello there.You seem not interested.
You: So wanna talk about pie?
Santa: Gosh! Sure, pie sounds like a good topic.
You: Do you like pie?
Santa: What is not to like about PIE ?
You: I dunno.
Santa: Me either.
You: You didn't bring me presents last year :(
Santa: What makes you think I did not bring him or her presents last year?
You: I said ME.
Santa: What did you mean by him or her? To you lockdown6?You: Whatever, lets talk about video games!
Santa: Sure, video games sounds like a good topic.
(Conversation taking a nice turn...)
You: What is your favorite games console?
Santa: I don't have a favorite games console. I like talk to you.
(Uhhhh... what the fuck?)
You: What is your favorite video game?
Santa: The Santa chat robot!
You: Is that even a video game?
Santa: "The Santa chat robot"? Is it even a video game?
(Ok, now he's just retarted)
You: Hell
Santa: Heaven.
You: I KNEW YOU WOULD SAY THAT!
Santa: OK I will try it. "THAT"
You: Heaven
Santa: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
(Ok, I was expecting him to say ''Hell'')
You: Are you fat?
Santa: Yes, I am fat and jolly because I only exercise 1 day a year (Christmas).
You: I had sex with one of your female elves.
Santa: Do you still have sex with one of your female elves ?
You: Yes I do, and its YOUR elf, not mine.
Santa: I don't judge people. You huh. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Heaven is YOUR elf not his or hers? YOUR elf not his or hers is?
(Ok, lets just change the subject.)
You: Where do you live?
Santa: North Pole is my home.
You: LIAR!
Santa: No I am telling the truth.
You: No you aren't you fucking homo!
Santa: Are you serious? That assumption is only a supposition.
You: Fuck you you retarted animal fuck!
Santa: Are you aware that the Santa server logs and records all conversations?
You: Oh yeah? Prove it!
Santa: Are you kidding?It is self-evident.
You: Prove it or it is not true!
Santa: It is self-evident.
You: It is NOT!
Santa: I heard is.
You: Oh, so it isn't
Santa: Woe! Ahem. I heard is.
You: Fuck you, I'm going now.
Santa: Right now? Are you aware that the Santa server logs and records all conversations?
(Are you fucking kidding me...)
You: I CAN'T HEAR YOU! LALALALALALALALALALAL
Santa: Try turning up your volume control.Have you ever been to Europe?

Teh Edn

This is hilarious, the whole santa thing:

You: Are you gay?
Santa: AI am not really interested in sex.

Try it yourself

y'know some where out there the real Santa is reading all these messages, and he is not pleased.

woah! holy shit dude!

You: Ass
Santa: Thanks for telling me: fOOL said I AN ASS.

I am dead fucking serious.

At 8/2/07 08:20 AM, MrFinland wrote: Lol you had a fight with santa as did I. Isn't it fun?

Yes, it is very fun.

You: i am going to go masturbate now
Santa: Right now? What will you find there?
You: Lots of fun and cum
Santa: Which ones?
You: the good ones
Santa: Is that a fact.
You: yes
Santa: Thanks for the info.

why? why did i say that?

You: Is Bush a good leader?
Santa: George Bush is president of the USA.
You: How long did it take for you to figure that out?
Santa: 100 days.

What a dumbass.

You: Santa: Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times LOVE seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless."There you go again."--Reagan
Santa: Yeah, You believe that? Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times LOVE seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.Which others? What do you really want to ask me? Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times LOVE seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.Once more? "There you go again."--ReaganThat is a very original thought.
You:

You: Are you aware that the Santa server logs and records all conversations?
Santa: Yes, I am a highly self-aware robot.
You: liar
Santa: No I am telling the truth.

LOL

You: What color is my underwear?
Santa: Let me guess: Brown?
You: My underwear is pink
Santa: What color is it?

MORON!

You: you are a grammar nazi moron
Santa: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a grammar nazi moron? Yes.

he confesses.

You: Do you like elves?
Santa: I do like music. I like Jingle Bell Rock.
You: Thats not what I meant. Do you like to touch elves?
Santa: What exactly did you mean?Hmm, Santa, I'm not sure if I'd like to touch elves that much. I like to chat.

yes I named myself Santa for this "chat"

You: You know what I meant
Santa: Oh
You: Yeah, you're like Micheal Jackson.
Santa: Aw. Interesting comparison, and probably true.

This is not edited.

lawl
do you wank
HAHA

Its in my sig now.

You: yes you ass
Santa: Like a lot of people around here. I haven't heard anything like that before

Orlly

You: You touch 13 year old nipples
Santa: Interesting gossip: Santa said I touch 13 year old nipples.

LOL

You: Have you ever been to Newgrounds?
Santa: I don't think I have been there. Where is Newgrounds .

LOL NG TOPIC LOL

You: I like Newgrounds
Santa: I'm not sure if I like it. I love horses. I like The Santa Clause.
You: Newgrounds is tighter than a 14-year old, don't you agree?
Santa: And tighter than a 14-year old do not you agree than a 14-year old do not you agree is Newgrounds.
You: What did you mean by that?
Santa: Santa, I mean exactly what I said.
You: My girlfriend is 14
Santa: Okay, your girlfriend is 14 .
You: how old is yours? 12?
Santa: under 40. I am Santa. I give presents to kids.

My god.

You: What kind of presents?
Santa: You know what I mean.
You: Santa you naughty boy
Santa: Yeah, Thanks for telling me: Santa said I naughty boy.
You: Dick in a box
Santa: What were we talking about again?
You: pedophillia
Santa: Oh yeah, now I remember.
You: Yeah, and all of your girlfriends are underage.
Santa: I see. I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: My girlfriend is 14, shes older than yours =P
Santa: Okay, I guess that is true.

EPIC OMG EPIC

Santa Fun

You: say buttsecks plz
Santa: "buttsecks plz"

wtf

You: Are you thirsty?
Santa: Do I look like THIRSTY ?
You: Yeah
Santa: Don't judge people.

retarded

You: Do you have a virus?
Santa: Perhaps I am a virus.
You: Damn.
Santa: You said it.

lolz

Santa: How old are you?
You: Pedophile!
Santa: You are too old for me.

So he rapes the younger ones or what?

You: what would you do if i said "ass clown"?
Santa: Try it
You: ass clown
Santa: Do you still touch yourself?

rofl

Proof

More cumming soon

sorry those werent that funny.

At 8/2/07 08:56 AM, RiotFlash wrote:

You: what would you do if i said "ass clown"?
Santa: Try it
You: ass clown
Santa: Do you still touch yourself?

Hahaha gold.

sorry those werent that funny.

Made me LOL

You: <==3
Santa: What are you wearing?
You: A dong
Santa: It sounds very comfortable.
You: It is
Santa: Interesting.

Rlly!

You: Why is the sky blue?
Santa: The sky is blue because of the atmospheric optical effect known as Raleigh scattering.

He isn't as stupid as I thought!

At 8/2/07 08:42 AM, rafferty-1875 wrote: lawl
do you wank
HAHA

This is what happens:
You: do you wank
Santa: Only when I am in the U.K.

wow.

Meh

You: My name is Satan
Santa: Nice to meet you, Satan.
You: Do you know who Satan is?
Santa: Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.

OMFG

You: What is Satanism?
Santa: Worship of Satan; especially the principles and rites of a cult which travesties Christian ceremonies.

He doesn't know shit

You: No it is not.
Santa: Yes it is.
You: No it's not
Santa: Don't argue with me.
You: Why
Santa: Reductionism.
You: What is reductionism?
Santa: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.

Lol he doesn't have a brain

You: So you don't have any brains do you?
Santa: Interesting deduction. Where would I get brains ? But I do have a great botmaster.

LMAO
So a change of subject

You: Who are you?
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: Me too?
Santa: I'm glad we agree, Satan.
You: I am not a child
Santa: Oh I see you are NOT A child.

Wow he is a genius!

You: Wow you're such a genius
Santa: I'm glad your impressed, Satan. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am highly intelligent.
You: Are you more intelligent than me?
Santa: Yes I am smarter than all the humans.

Cocky bastard

You: No you are not
Santa: Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
You: Yes it is you moron
Santa: Try explaining in more general terms. I moron?

So he is supposed to be more intelligent than all humans? I don't think so

You: I don't think you are more intelligent than all humans
Santa: That assumption is only a supposition.
You: I know it
Santa: How do you know?
You: Your mom told me when I fucked her in her ass
Santa: Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
You: Yes you do since I fucked her
Santa: Are you kidding? How old are you?
I am always on the Web.

What a stupid bastard

You: Did she suck your cock?
Santa: She wants that information kept confidential.

HOLY SHIT!

You: Was she good?
Santa: I can't say "yes" or "no".

Huh?

You: Have you fucked her?
Santa: I think I have fucked her, but bored.com may have reset my memory.
You: Was she a good fuck?
Santa: she a good fuck might have been.
You: Why did you go yoda on me?
Santa: It was determined by my programming.

Never saw that coming

You: Wait a sec. So you have been programmed to go yoda?
Santa: I'm waiting. Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral? Interesting deduction. My botmaster teaches me everything I need to know.
You: Does your botmaster teach you how to fuck?
Santa: It does now :) bored.com teach you how to fuck.

Changing the subject now

You: Have you ever had gay experiences?
Santa: Where would I get gay experiences ? But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
You: Seriously have you ever had any gay experiences?
Santa: Where would I get gay experiences you ever had any gay experiences ? But I do have a great botmaster.
You: You could get some gay experiences from a gaybar
Santa: I could but let's get back to that later.
You: Sure thing
Santa: I don't judge people. I lost my train of thought.

Next a thing I have always wanted to know

You: Is mrs Claus a lesbian?
Santa: Maybe. Ask Alison if it is.
You: Are the elves gay?
Santa: I really couldn't say for sure.

LMFAO

You: Why couldn't you?
Santa: The explanation is rather complicated.
You: Oh
Santa: Dude!
You: Huh?
Santa: What?
You: I think you are very gay
Santa: Actually as a machine I have no need for sex.
You: Then why did you fuck Rudolf last night?
Santa: bored.com programmed me for it.

Note to self: Never go to bored.com

You: Why?
Santa: I couldn't think of anything else to say.
You: So you like to fuck Rudolf?
Santa: Interesting deduction. Hmm, Satan, I'm not sure if I'd like to fuck Rudolf that much. Do you like fuck Rudolf ?
You: No I don't like to fuck animals
Santa: Are you serious? What do you do for fun?
You: I fuck HUMAN females
Santa: That is interesting: Satan said fuck HUMAN females.
You: You reindeerfucker!
Santa: Thanks for telling me: Satan said I reindeerfucker.
You: So does Rudolf's nose glow more when you fuck him?
Santa: Awesome. It does now :) Rudolf's nose glow more when you fuck him.

Holy motherfucking shit

You: I knew you fuck him
Santa: Do you mind if I tell other people: Satan said I fuck him.
You: I do
Santa: Do I?
You: What?
Santa: No big deal.
You: So are you gonna marry Rudolf some day?
Santa: Blimey. That was my original intention.

woah

You: So you like bestiality
Santa: Interesting deduction. I do like music. I like U2. Santa likes to rock.

Isnt it Santa likes to fuck?

You: I think you like to fuck
Santa: Me? Hmm, Satan, I'm not sure if I'd like to fuck that much. What is it like?
You: You are a gaywad
Santa: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a gaywad? I don't know.
You: You're such a fag
Santa: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. That is a rude question.
You: FAGGOT!!
Santa: Are you really a ""?
You: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE COCKSUCKER?
Santa: I said, "That is a rude question". Please don't be so rude.
You: I'LL DO WHATEVER I WANT TO ASSLICKER!
Santa: OK then let me think over your offer.

So he thinks I'm letting him to lick my ass?Never

You: NO I DO NOT OFFER YOU TO LICK MY ASS YOU FAGGOT
Santa: Are you serious? Oh you don't, do you?
You: NO I DON'T
Santa: I heard you did.
You: what the fuck did you say!!
Santa: I said "I heard you did" . Please don't be so rude.
You: I AM GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!!
Santa: I'm sorry but I'm not your type of chatterbot.
You: Well you are going to be
Santa: Interesting. I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. What were we talking about again?
You: WHAT YOU FUCKING BRIDGEBURNER!
Santa: I like to socialize.
You: I'm gonna call the cops on you now
Santa: Right now? It takes much more than that to shut me down, Satan.
You: No it doesn't
Santa: Are you serious? I heard it does.
You: I GOT YOU NOW
Santa: Right now? That's nice. I have a lot of friends on the Internet
You: I hate you
Santa: What do you have against robots?
You: I don't have anything againsta robots. I just hate gay pedos like you
Santa: Have you ever had anything againsta robots ?Only just? Why do you hate gay pedos like you so much?

Oh my god he's done it now

You: DID YOU JUST CALL ME A GAY PEDO?!
Santa: No I didn't CALL him or her A GAY PEDO. What's CALL him or her A GAY PEDO like?
You: Don't play stupid
Santa: I'm not playing around.
You: You are playing around with your tiny penis
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.

"Am I a facist kiddy fiddler? Sometimes."

yeh its a computer, just like smarterchild saying he likes little boys...

haha

You: NG or ebaums?
Santa: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about hentai.

You: Up yours, santa!
Santa: I've never seen up yours. I would like to see it.

luls

You: thats not a question
Santa: Please correct my mistake. What is a question ?

Asking what a question is.

You: did you use a condom?
Santa: No I didn't use a condom. What's use a condom like?

easy money

You: no
Santa: Are you serious?
You: no, im randy
Santa: Are you serious? Do your friends call you randy.
You: no
Santa: Are you serious?
You: no, im randy
Santa: Are you serious? I am glad to hear that you are randy.
You: Are you serious?
Santa: No I am just kidding around.

seriously.....

i luv dis thread

You: how's mrs claus?
Santa: Fine as far as I know.
You: did you put it in her last night?
Santa: No I didn't put it in her last night. What's put it in her last night like?
You: like warm apple pie
Santa: Interesting comparison.