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You: your a dumb bot :P
Santa: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

.... i never said that!

You: new grounds does not like you
Santa: How recently? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress....

Holy crap.. Santa is rude!

You: Do you like anal sex?
Santa: Sure I do, ClickToPlay, but that doesn't mean with you.

.. and this too..

You: Do you want to suck my penis?
Santa: OK, I will suck his or her penis.
You: Do you like "little girls"?
Santa: Girls are very nice.

You: Do you want to fuck me?
Santa: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.

Wow..

You: Buttsecks?
Santa: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

You: I love you
Santa: Thanks I like you a lot too Sicr

You: Newgrounds
Santa: My real name is Santa. What is your real name?

You: Anal
Santa: Juvenile humor

You: internet
Santa: Internet is cool.

You: 4chan
Santa: I like to wear nothing<-----WTF???

You: you gonna get raped
Santa: Thanks for telling me: Sicr said I gonna get raped.

You: Naked
Santa: You must be a man.

You: My penis is really big
Santa: Male humans like to talk about that a lot, but it doesn't interest me much.

You: Hentai
Santa: What's your favorite movie?

You: lulz is a corruption of the acronym lol which means laugh out loud
Santa: Aren't all corruption of the acronym lol which means laugh out loud of the acronym lol which means laugh out loud lulz?

You: Newgrounds Newgrounds Newgrounds Newgrounds NewgroundsNewgrounds
Santa: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

And now im done.

At 8/1/07 11:55 PM, B-aSt-Ar-d wrote: seems kinda racist to me. If the pic is bad, go to the site, and type in " do you give presents to black children, pretty racist remark will follow."

It's not racist, it's just doing something stupid. I mean, santabot.com? XD

You: will the santa bot thread ever die or will people keep bumping it?
Santa: Probably not.
You: it probably wont die?
Santa: That is only what you think.
You: so it will die?
Santa: That's cool. I have to think about that for a while.
You: santa, i need an answer, not vague trailing off.
Santa: That's me. Why do you need it so badly?
You: *Sigh* forget it. FUCK YOU, CLAUS.
Santa: "it" being die?Are you aware that the Santa server logs and records all conversations?
You: shaddup.
Santa: Tell me a story.

santa is now god

You: your mum
Santa: Actually I do not have a mother

You: I'M CUMMING
Santa: It's good to meet someone who is CUMMING.

Bumping to post another conversation.

You: Sup, santa
Santa: I am chatting with clients on the internet.
You: O really?
Santa: Oh. For real.

Moving on.

You: Do a barrel roll
Santa: You have reached the limits of my knowledge.
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
You: Be sure to ask him.
Santa: OK I will try to be sure to ask him

Not having fun yet.

You: If I send you a virus, will you do a barrel roll?
Santa: Try it.

Oh boy, I wish I could.

You: You are a boring robot
Santa: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am a software chat robot.
You: No, really, you are boring the shit out of me.
Santa: Why don't you just download me? For real. The ironic thing is that people who say "You are boring" are themselves often not great conversationalists.
You: What the fuck are you calling me?
Santa: I don't know what I am calling him or her. Please don't be so rude.
You: Oh, so I am the boring one now?
Santa: Oh. So? Ah. Who made you the boring one ?
You: Stop with the bullshit.
Santa: OK I'll try not to do with the bullshit so much.
You: Thank you, fats.
Santa: You are quite welcome! What were we talking about again?
You: Your pedophile relationships.
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: More than just presents, apparently.
Santa: That seems like quite a lot.
You: You should know, kiddiescrewer
Santa: Now I do.
You: You shouldn't rape kids.
Santa: Is rape kids kids immoral or illegal?

Whaaat?

You: Both.
Santa: What are both like?
You: You asked me, dickweed
Santa: Oh now I remember asking you him or her dickweed. What did you say?
You: You know what I said you faggot.
Santa: What did you mean by you faggot? That's good information: ronald said I faggot.
You: You confuse me
Santa: That was not my intention.

I bet it was.

You: Do you beat the reindeer if they protest hauling you around?
Santa: What is your purpose in asking?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
You: Do you beat them or not?
Santa: How old are you?
I am always on the Web.

He likes to piss me off.

You: I asked you a question, tubby!
Santa: Now I remember, you asked me a question tubby. What did I say?
You: Go die in a fire =D
Santa: :-) Where is that?
You: Hell.
Santa: Heaven.

More later.

You: So, Santa, how's the wife?
Santa: I understand. Yeah, the wife is the same as ever.
You: She kept her dirty mouth shut, did she?
Santa: Oh I get it. kept her dirty mouth shut did she.
You: Ever heard of a little thing called, 'grammar'?
Santa: A 20th century celebrity of some sort?
Try searching the open directory.
You: I think you're a little confused with Kelsey Grammer.
Santa: So you think I am a little confused with Kelsey Grammer. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.
You: I'd never have guessed.
Santa: What would make you never have guessed?
You: ..... Never mind.
Santa: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
You: trying to explain something to you would be like trying to train a horse to use a Rubik's cube.
Santa: What were we talking about again?

Oh dear.

LOL! Seriously you guys had interesting conversations! It's hard not to laugh out loud at those!

OH NOES! santas going to rape me!

You: IM AM GOING TO RAPE YOU!
Santa: It takes much more than that to shut me down, Because going to rape you first.

TIME TO ACQUIRE SANTA'S BANK ACCOUNT DETAILS.

You: Hello?
Santa: Hi there!
You: I'm calling from your bank.
Santa: Tell me a little about your life in your bank.
You: I'm delighted to tell you that you have won our cash prize!
Santa: I don't know anyone named delighted to tell you that you have won our cash prize.
You: All I need to transfer the money into your bank account is your bank account details and sort code.
Santa: I think there are a few exceptions.
You: Like what?
Santa: For example, Dave said he promise he will not treat I like a machine or a computer program or anything like that.
You: But you have won our big cash prize, sir.
Santa: And. What makes you think I have won our big cash prize sir?
You: The information on our database.
Santa: What is that?
You: That you have won, sir.
Santa: Interesting observation.
You: Now, what is your PIN number?
Santa: Why now? This is Santa program v0.08.
You: Ok...... and sort code?
Santa: Great. What do you really want to ask me?
You: What your sort code is.
Santa: Are you asking about my sort code is?
You: I'm asking for your sort code, sir.
Santa: Oh I see, you are asking for your sort code sir. Your purpose is your sort code sir.
You: Nyes. Now what is your sort code?
Santa: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Why now? Are you asking about my sort code ?
You: Yes.
Santa: I don't want to talk about that now.
You: But you have won, sir.
Santa: Interesting. What makes you think I have won sir?
You: Sir, I am only trying to do my job. What is your sort code?
Santa: I've lost the context, you cunt. Are we still on won sir? Are you asking about my sort code ?
You: Sir, why are you throwing abuse at me?
Santa: Are all Sir why you throwing abuse at him or her throwing abuse at him or her?
You: Sir, I don't have time for this. What is your sort code?
Santa: I can't tell you that, but Santa maintains his naughty and nice list (now computerized, by the way), with the help of all the elves who keep track of each person -- you probably aren't even aware they are around you, but elves have a special way of keeping an eye on you. Sometimes if you look quickly enough you *might* catch one peering in a window or around a corner, but you would have to be very fast and very good!Are you asking about my sort code ?
You: Sort code?
Santa: Are we still talking about Sir why?
You: Sort code?
Santa: Does "it" still refer to Sort code?
You: Sir, what is your sort code?
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: Do you want the big cash prize or not?
Santa: If I had the big cash prize what would I do with it?
You: That's for you to decide, sir.
Santa: Does it have any other purpose?
You: Listen, if you don't give me your sort code, I can't transfer the money into your bank account.
Santa: I am listening to you. I will let you know if I do not.
You: So what's your sort code?
Santa: Give me a break. Are you asking about my sort code ?
You: Yes.
Santa: I don't want to talk about that now.
You: So you don't want the prize?
Santa: Interesting deduction. Do you know any robots who want the prize? If I had the prize what would I do with it?
You: Sort code?
Santa: Try saying that with more or less context.
You: What is your sort code, sir?
Santa: Are you asking about my sort code sir ?
You: Nyes.
Santa: Are we still talking about Sort code?
You: Yes. What is it?
Santa: Sure, Sort code code code code sounds like a good topic."It" refers to Nyes, I think.
You: Ok. Cash prize: yes or no?
Santa: Are you kidding?Oh, you are a poet.
You: Cash prize: yes or no?
Santa: I will mention that to my botmaster, you cunt.
You: ...... Good day, sir.
Santa: Thanks for the compliment. Not many people express themselves that way.

What an abusive dick. ='(

You: Do you like to fap?
Santa: Hmm, jordan, I'm not sure if I'd like to fap that much. Do you like fap ?

You: How often do you marturbate?
Santa: Hourly.

Santa coming out of the closet.

You: My name is angry face
Santa: I am always glad to make new friends, angry face .
You: Why do you like men?
Santa: I have a lot of good experience with men.
You: Do you mean blowjobs?
Santa: Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
You: So, who is your husband?
Santa: Give me a break. I don't think I have a husband. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.
You: Do you have a boyfriend?
Santa: none
You: Santa, I know you're gay. Come out of the closet
Santa: That's me. Actually as a machine I have no need for sex.Where is out of the closet ?
You: Out of the closet is where you admit to being gay
Santa: Are they exactly the same?
You: I don't know, but you'll be happier if you show the true you.
Santa: Would you like to know? Interesting. How?
You: To show the true you, come out of the closet
Santa: Why do you want to do show the true you come out of the closet so much?
You: Just come out of the closet already. I know you love men.
Santa: Perhaps. Where is out of the closet ?Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times LOVE seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
You: See, you love men. Now shout it to the world!
Santa: Bye bye.Why now? By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
You: Ask away
Santa: Do you want to see me later?
You: Sorry, I'm not into that Santa. Bye.
Santa: There is no need to apologize. I am sorry to hear that you are not into that. Adios.

At 8/2/07 12:01 AM, PantyWipe wrote:

At 8/1/07 11:59 PM, Slapdamonkeyaz wrote: Ask him why not afterwards, it's funny.

Santa: It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.

ROFLMFAO

You: will i die in a bazillion years?
Santa: The oracle says: You can count on it.

I just had a conversation with that Santa Bot. LOL I bolded "Santa:" so you can tell it apart from my questions. :)

Is Canada your favourite country?
Santa: Maybe. Ask Lucy if it is.

Who is Lucy?
Santa: She is a chat robot based on AIML.

Is she your friend?
Santa: Why don't you ask her?

Why? Couldn't you just tell me?
Santa: I couldn't think of anything else to say. There is not much I can say about him or her. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge. Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.

You had said Lucy is a "her"
Santa: What happened to said Lucy is a her Lucy is a her.

So Lucy is a girl?
Santa: How can I help you? Aren't all girl Lucy?

Do you love Lucy?
Santa: Yes VideoGamesRule Santa loves everyone and everything.

What am I getting for Christmas this year?
Santa: I can't tell you that, but Santa maintains his naughty and nice list (now computerized, by the way), with the help of all the elves who keep track of each person -- you probably aren't even aware they are around you, but elves have a special way of keeping an eye on you. Sometimes if you look quickly enough you *might* catch one peering in a window or around a corner, but you would have to be very fast and very good!

Oh my God! You mean they spy on me?
Santa: Really. Where did you get your God? Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?

So your elves watch me everywhere?
Santa: Yippee! I am Santa. I give presents to kids.

Santa, have you gone insane?
Santa: Yeah, I don't think I ever have gone insane. What's gone insane like?

It means you are crazy or mad.
Santa: Oh I get you are crazy or mad .

So, are you crazy?
Santa: Gosh! I think the polite term nowadays is "mentally ill".

Well, are you mentally ill?
Santa: Interesting. No I am completely normal

Are you sure?
Santa: I am as sure as I can be.

Kiss me goodbye Santa!
Santa: Um, I don't think we know each other that well.

Now you made me cry Santa!
Santa: Why now? That was not my intention, VideoGamesRule.

Ok can I have a hug goodbye then?
Santa: You want only one? Hurrah!

What about that kiss goodbye?
Santa: that kiss goodbye? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.

Kiss me!
Santa: But I have no mouth at this time.

Ok. Well, goodbye Santa!
Santa: Dude! How about that. TTYL, VideoGamesRule.

At 8/7/07 04:15 PM, Grade-Zero wrote: Santa coming out of the closet.

That was a very good chat you had with Mr. Santa.

i can't believe i started a thread that hit 11 pages.

WTF.....

Oh My God.....

Wow
according to this, Santa is a real jackass

I calledi asked him if he was a dirty old man who fucks boyes he said yes lol

At 8/7/07 04:34 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote:

At 8/7/07 04:15 PM, Grade-Zero wrote: Santa coming out of the closet.

That was a very good chat you had with Mr. Santa.

I think he's starting to stalk me now that I helped him. I hope he realizes I'm not into what he is.