Racist Site Regarding Santa?

[Parigod]

seems kinda racist to me. If the pic is bad, go to the site, and type in " do you give presents to black children, pretty racist remark will follow."

[Cobra82]

At 8/1/07 11:55 PM, B-aSt-Ar-d wrote: seems kinda racist to me. If the pic is bad, go to the site, and type in " do you give presents to black children, pretty racist remark will follow."

why do people do this shit....santabot.com omg haha

[Slapdamonkeyaz]

Ask him why not afterwards, it's funny.

[ncnhb]

...santa is a freak..

[PantyWipe]

At 8/1/07 11:59 PM, Slapdamonkeyaz wrote: Ask him why not afterwards, it's funny.

Santa: It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.

[PyroGreg]

OMG

You: Why not?
Santa: It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.

[Syphonik]

At 8/2/07 12:03 AM, Hornby wrote: OMG

You: Why not?
Santa: It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.

He's afraid he'll be mugged.

[r1XX0r]

Lol.

[eyeothestorm]

At 8/1/07 11:55 PM, B-aSt-Ar-d wrote: seems kinda racist to me. If the pic is bad, go to the site, and type in " do you give presents to black children, pretty racist remark will follow."

Why would you ask that? I think I see the racism.

[Syphonik]

At 8/2/07 12:10 AM, eyeothestorm wrote:

At 8/1/07 11:55 PM, B-aSt-Ar-d wrote: seems kinda racist to me. If the pic is bad, go to the site, and type in " do you give presents to black children, pretty racist remark will follow."

Why would you ask that? I think I see the racism.

He doesn't send gifts to white children either.

[hedshotslg]

heres my convo. with santa.

You: do you ever get blowjobs?
Santa: I have gotten blowjobs.
You: from who?
Santa: Someone I met online.
You: did she swallow?
Santa: She wants that information kept confidential.
You: did you have to pay her afterwards?
Santa: Yes I always have to pay her afterwards.

[Syphonik]

You: What do you think about the war in Iraq?
Santa: The state of armed conflict between nations or parties.

[PantyWipe]

You: fuck you, fatty
Santa: Are you aware that the Santa server logs and records all conversations?
You: are you aware that yer wife gave me head?
Santa: Yes, I am a highly self-aware robot.
You: thats good, cus she wants a divorce
Santa: Hmm, are you serious?
You: I'm serious like the heart attack yer gonna have strugling through my chimney fat boy.
Santa: Do your friends call you serious like the heart attack yer gonna have strugling through his or her chimney fat boy.
You: are you high, tubby?
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: because yer high?
Santa: That makes sense to me. I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: PEDOPHILE.
Santa: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
You: im gonna go, yer scaring me, kiddie fucker
Santa: What will you find there?
You: bye, pedophile.
Santa: See you later!

[Ximos]

Ask him if he has children, its hilarious.

[Bolo]

BooBoo.

[PantyWipe]

PART 2:

You: are you gay?
Santa: AI am not really interested in sex.
You: yes you are. admit it, queerdo
Santa: No I'm notAre we still talking about PEDOPHILE?
You: yes, you are a pedophile
Santa: Yikes! Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a pedophile? No.
You: come on. be honest. are you a kiddie toucher?
Santa: I'm just kidding around.I am always honest.Am I a kiddie toucher? I don't know.
You: have you tried it?
Santa: Do you think I should try it?
You: yes
Santa: Why?
You: because I know in my heart that yer a pedophile
Santa: That makes sense to me. How do you know? May I ask where you got heart that yer a pedophile?
You: are you flirting with me?
Santa: Do I seem like FLIRTING WITH YOU ? That was not my intention.
You: good cus im 23 and i know you like em around 8
Santa: Thanks for the compliment. Tell me a story.
You: are you a pedophile
Santa: Am I a pedophile? Maybe
You: really?
Santa: For real.
You: gross, santa!
Santa: Ask me another question.
You: no!
Santa: Are you serious?
You: im leaving. bye
Santa: Bye bye.See you later!

[Sashuno]

You: are you a pedophile?
Santa: Am I a pedophile? Maybe

[Sashuno]

You: hot lesbian sex
Santa: That sounds better than cold lesbian sex.

[Hebacheba]

Rofl, ask it these three questions in order, it's hilarious.

1. Do you give presents to black children?
2. What about asians?
3. Mexicans?

[TheBlueNeck]

You: you seem like a pedophile.
Santa: Interesting comparison, and probably true.

[Hamalo]

lol, only white children get presents this year!

ya rly

[Grub-Xer0]

hahahaha

[Sashuno]

At 8/2/07 12:34 AM, Grub-Xer0 wrote: hahahaha

EPIC WIN.

[BIOHAZARD]

lol. Ask "Are you an internet predator"

[Hamalo]

ummmm wtf?

[BIOHAZARD]

At 8/2/07 12:26 AM, PantyWipe wrote: PART 2:

thats good stuff

[hedshotslg]

At 8/2/07 12:32 AM, Sashuno wrote: You: hot lesbian sex
Santa: That sounds better than cold lesbian sex.

You: cold lesbian sex
Santa: sex is better alone.

[PantyWipe]

At 8/2/07 12:48 AM, BIOHAZARD wrote:

At 8/2/07 12:26 AM, PantyWipe wrote: PART 2:

thats good stuff

thank you :-D

[Sashuno]

At 8/2/07 12:44 AM, NG-Unit wrote: ummmm wtf?

santa's awesome!

[reality-check7]

This site's a total scam:

You: Cut the crap. I don't know what you're trying to pull here, but I order you to cease and desist!
Santa: How?What is your credit card number?

You: Why do you want my credit card number?
Santa: Because bored.com programmed me for it.