I was surfing Newgrounds forums today when I accidentally used my brain. My first thought was: who would win in a battle to the death? Chuck Norris or Mario? Now compelled to find the answer based on opinion, I come to you, people of Newgrounds.
Please tell me the answer I have been pondering for around 2 minutes.
HI
I like oie just to piss GrimFenix off.
My $250?
Chuck Norris fad is over ever since he sold out and was in a commercial
There'd be a nuclear explosion fusing them both together. Ponder THAT for 2 minutes!!!
At 7/31/07 10:52 AM, DamienFulp wrote: There'd be a nuclear explosion fusing them both together. Ponder THAT for 2 minutes!!!
Someone should make a flash
At 7/31/07 10:52 AM, DamienFulp wrote: There'd be a nuclear explosion fusing them both together. Ponder THAT for 2 minutes!!!
Pondering.... Whoa, now THAT was weird.
No! YOU shut up!
/pout
At 7/31/07 10:52 AM, DamienFulp wrote: There'd be a nuclear explosion fusing them both together. Ponder THAT for 2 minutes!!!
Done and done!
HI
I like oie just to piss GrimFenix off.
My $250?
At 7/31/07 10:55 AM, TheMooseWhoLived wrote:At 7/31/07 10:52 AM, DamienFulp wrote: There'd be a nuclear explosion fusing them both together. Ponder THAT for 2 minutes!!!Done and done!
Whoo-hoo!
At 7/31/07 10:56 AM, DamienFulp wrote:At 7/31/07 10:55 AM, TheMooseWhoLived wrote:Whoo-hoo!At 7/31/07 10:52 AM, DamienFulp wrote: There'd be a nuclear explosion fusing them both together. Ponder THAT for 2 minutes!!!Done and done!
Actually, now I'm scared... I can't believe I thought that...*shudders*
HI
I like oie just to piss GrimFenix off.
My $250?
you were so high you chewed on candle wax for like an hour | Join the TF2 club.
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Mario would win because he can throw fire, plus, Chuck Norris is way overrated
NG's Useless One Liner-er (just kidding Evark, don't ban me :S)
At 7/31/07 11:08 AM, xXCostelloXx wrote:At 7/31/07 11:06 AM, Toasty4you wrote: Mario would win because he can throw fire, plus, Chuck Norris is way overratedoverrated but not underestimated! my votes for chuck
My votes for the Chuck + Mario nuclear fusion!!! (I just had a Duff energy drink and they have a lot of sugar)
At 7/31/07 11:12 AM, MrLeone wrote: Rape her.
But Why?
chuck noris.....he has a fist under his beard!!!!!
At 7/31/07 12:24 PM, iateamexican wrote: Chuck Norris.
He has unlimited 1ups :D
So does mairo...
At 7/31/07 12:25 PM, Shawn wrote:At 7/31/07 12:24 PM, iateamexican wrote: Chuck Norris.So does mairo...
He has unlimited 1ups :D
Ahhh, shadap.
chuck norris would use a suprise attack.. under his beard is no chin but a 3rd fist!
predictable...
Don't even ask the question:
Chuck Norris VS [anything]
Chuck norris would win. Even if in some parralel dimension Chuck Norris could face himself... HE WOULD WIN !
mario wins, i never see chuck conjuring fire and jumping like he does
"Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's true warmth."-Unknown
i said that......... chuck noris isent human hes from the chuckthem the panet
I guess since Mario is in it, I'll just auto-5 it.
Ignore this signature.
im going to have to say mario cause hes itialin so he would pull out a tommygun and do away with chuck lol
Mario! Mario! Mario!
Come on, how can Mario lose to some random guy called Chuck Norris or whatever?
However, Mario would be beatable by the following:
Tom Fulp
Rick Roll
All the fab aura users of Newgrounds
Harry Potter
Kitty Krew
Bedn (hey, how did he get on the list!?)
Mario doesn't murder koopas!
When it's an accident, it's called koopaslaughter.
