Holy Shit. I Got Caught... But...

[Grimfenix]

Yea. i got caught. But not in the middle of "it" thank God. my dad says he checks my history periodically, but i wasnt worried because i have a history deleter and firefox automatically clears everything when i exit. So, i dont know how it happened, but yesterday he came into my room and said we needed to talk... about.. well you know. he said if i had any questions, i could ask him about it, but i already know how that stuff works. but anyway, how could he have seen my history?! I was (and still am) so embarrassed. he knows basically everything i mastur... uh... "watched." Oh man.. this fucking sucks. he knows all the fetishes i have, not that they are weird, but you wouldnt want your parents to know about them...

So i got my mouse and keyboard taken away for two weeks, (which is only sic days, because my parents are separated and i visit my dads house 3 times a week.

BUT! he didnt take away my tower, monitor, speakers or anything like that! just my new mouse and keyboard, AND I STILL HAVE MY OLD MOUSE IN MY ROOM! HE FORGOT ABOUT THE OLD ONE!!! So, when he is upstairs, because my room is downstairs, i can still go play games (but im not going to risk going online, so i just play basically the Sims 2) ( and before you ask, which you probably wont, i have all the expansion packs except for Bon Voyage, pets, and seasons.)

For some reason, i can always find a loophole in a punishment! Im so lucky, even though i got caught...

[Mechabloby]

What porn was it?

[Lost-Wisdom]

Wow, what a bummer, I really do recommend for you to move out as soon as possible.

[DamienFulp]

He probably just guessed and you ended up telling him. Way to go.

[TurtleJuice]

Start > All programs >Accessories > Accessability > On-screen keyboard

That'll help you out

[ADHD1134]

That's dumb you shouldn't be punished for that. Unless you got your shit everywhere.

[Xavon]

Me getting caught > you getting caught. Reference in sig.

But yeah, that really sucks for you. I'd be embarrased a bit too, but my mom knows I do worse things so..

[Expectrum]

Unless you wrote this with the on-screen keyboard or from another computer, I smell bullshit.

Then again, if you used the on-screen keyboard, did you fucking wrote all that with it?!

[SunChipsClock]

Asif your parents punish you for masturbating it's not strange it's completely normal.

[DamienFulp]

At 7/31/07 09:30 AM, SunChipsClock wrote: Asif your parents punish you for masturbating it's not strange it's completely normal.

They didn't punish him for masterbating they punished him for watching porn.

[ninja-pirate-monkey]

the only person in my family who doesnt know is my mam. but they dont know about what i look at.
the same day my dad told me he new he told me i could start drinking as long as my mam doesnt find out. lucky for me i only go to my mams house for a day a week

[Ramirezoid]

This thread is funny.

[Sixers1fan]

I dont understand why you got punished for jerkin it. It isnt like your dad never did it.

[Grimfenix]

At 7/31/07 09:30 AM, YoungAndWise wrote: Unless you wrote this with the on-screen keyboard or from another computer, I smell bullshit.

Then again, if you used the on-screen keyboard, did you fucking wrote all that with it?!

Im writing from my grandmas house right now.

[lilscientist]

Im using this screen keyboard it sucks balls.

[DamienFulp]

At 7/31/07 09:44 AM, lilscientist wrote: Im using this screen keyboard it sucks balls.

y r u using the screen keyboard?

[ADHD1134]

At 7/31/07 09:32 AM, DamienFulp wrote:

At 7/31/07 09:30 AM, SunChipsClock wrote: Asif your parents punish you for masturbating it's not strange it's completely normal.

They didn't punish him for masterbating they punished him for watching porn.

Well then his parents are obviously gay, because everyone who has ever gone on the internet has looked at porn.

[NoodleWizard]

At 7/31/07 09:20 AM, Grimfenix wrote: but im not going to risk going online

How are you telling us this??

At 7/31/07 09:26 AM, ADHD1134 wrote: That's dumb you shouldn't be punished for that.

His dad is anti-furry.

[Grimfenix]

At 7/31/07 09:41 AM, Sixers1fan wrote: I dont understand why you got punished for jerkin it. It isnt like your dad never did it.

It wasnt for that, it was because i watched porn.

[Grimfenix]

At 7/31/07 09:27 AM, Xavon wrote: Me getting caught > you getting caught. Reference in sig.

But yeah, that really sucks for you. I'd be embarrassed a bit too, but my mom knows I do worse things so..

yea a funny thing about that... i was going to make a topic earlier about me getting caught, but i forgot, but when i saw your sig, it reminded me! =O isnt that weird?!

So thanks, even though you didnt do anything. =P

[Ronald-McDonald-LoL]

At 7/31/07 09:45 AM, DamienFulp wrote:

At 7/31/07 09:44 AM, lilscientist wrote: Im using this screen keyboard it sucks balls.

y r u using the screen keyboard?

Dumb question, was the post too long for you to read?

[vigilante1111]

you have to make sure you delete your temporary internet files, cookies and history.. all those can bust you

[The-DeadDuck]

I guess you forgot to clean memory once. Or your father used hix L33T H4X Sk1llz0rz. It's interesting he checked your history, on his place I'd rather avoid getting know about stuff like that. If he cared so much, he could get someone to get it know. There are always things like deleted files recovery, etc.

Bad luck, dude. I feel sorry for you.

:Just of curiosity. What porn was that ?

[lonewolf21]

ouch.sux to be in that situation. but its perfectly normal I guess...I'd know this since my dad has some realy hardcore shit on his comp.......wait....thats not good!!!

[BFK]

At 7/31/07 09:25 AM, TurtleJuice wrote: Start > All programs >Accessories > Accessability > On-screen keyboard

That'll help you out

what about an on-screen mouse?

[DamienFulp]

:Just of curiosity. What porn was that ?
Yeah we want to know

[Grimfenix]

At 7/31/07 10:49 AM, The-DeadDuck wrote:

:Just of curiosity. What porn was that ?

Well, it was probably mostly pictures that he saw. I dont usually watch porn, but when i do, its just normal everyday porn, the insertions, handjobs, that sort of stuff.

[lonewolf21]

lol,hand jobs....funny.....

[lolomfgisuck]

I never got caught looking at porn. Then again, the internet wasn't as popular when I was that young so my source of porno was still in magazine form.

Does that make me old?

[Xavon]

At 7/31/07 10:18 AM, Grimfenix wrote: yea a funny thing about that... i was going to make a topic earlier about me getting caught, but i forgot, but when i saw your sig, it reminded me! =O isnt that weird?!

So thanks, even though you didnt do anything. =P

Heh, you're welcome for my passive helpfulness.