This shit they call techno

[beeryayghost]

Im serious. Techno is crap. Crappier than rap, emo, etc.

First of all this shit that you hear at the clubs and stuff that they call techno is just a "song" some teenager with no musical skill put together one night when he got bored fucking around on MySpace. And sometimes as a special treat some artists put their voices into song to make it worse. But most of the time its just some random notes of a keyboard that the artist thinks is passable as a song. Now, Id rather go off and listen to a crappy rendition of "Killer Queen" than sit through a whole techno song.

To be honest, if a flash has some shit songs that last more than 30 seconds, its an istant blam for me. Call me closed-minded if you will, but most likely Ill never read it and I wont really care if I do. But then, if a flash has some techno in it, I will most likely give the artist a harsh review. Yes,I am evil!

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Then onto the artists.
Daft Punk: some fags with only a one-hit wonder to their name.
Benny Benassi: Some pervert with horrible video making skills
Cybotron: An artist with music that will make your ears bleed
Partyshank: Two guys that decided to hit children keyboards at random and recorded it.
Paul van Dyk: Some German that has a horrible voice.
These five "artists" have turned me against all of techno kind, I didnt find it necessary to listen to anymore.

My crappy-ass rant is over, hope you enjoyed!

[joestickman]

Communists listen to techno

[BadAssBob]

Ok, techno's crap. In your opinion. Some other people like it. Deal with it.

[SenorPresidente]

I am not a huge fan of techno but i like some of it. Daft Punk > you

[TOEZ]

At 7/30/07 08:49 PM, beeryayghost wrote: Im serious. Techno is crap. Crappier than rap, emo, etc.

Crappier than emo? And I don't suppose you listen to it? Here's my advice, take this knife, go into the other room, and cut yourself.

[Wesleyiam]

At 7/30/07 08:49 PM, beeryayghost wrote: Then onto the artists.
Daft Punk: some fags with only a one-hit wonder to their name.

Are you kidding me? Have you even seen Interstella 5555?

[DraGoN-RaGe-9001]

well thank you for posting your opinion. I on the other hand like techno.

[Bolo]

Kanye West + Daft Punk seems to be a winner.

[The-BBS]

Lets party and have a rave.

With techno music.

[ianianian1111]

DAFT PUNK FTW!!!! Dude seriosly, get some daft punk and listen. there the best, and mite change ur opinion

[D-XN]

Your opinion.

Also, nothing is worse than rap IMO.

[beeryayghost]

At 7/30/07 08:52 PM, Bolo wrote: Kanye West + Daft Punk seems to be a winner.

It is win. Stronger also happens to be the only techno song I enjoy.

[Legionnaire-X]

haha opinions.

[snayk]

If you don't like techno, you don't have to listen to it. Everyone's got their different musical tastes, and techno just isn't for you.

You don't have the right to denounce just because you dislike it. Sure, there's a lot of shit techno out there, but there's also a lot of good stuff.

As it will be said a million times: Your opinion.

Anyways, I don't see why you techno would get you so aggravated. It's not shoved in your face like rap or emo (and because of that they are more commonly ranted about).

ALSO - You hate techno and this is your favorite audio submission? I don't see any musical or comedic value to that piece of audio.

[Rague]

In the words of Eminem:

And Moby, you can get stomped by Obie.
Ya thirty-six bald-headed man.

Mmph

You don't know me, but you won't let go
Nobody listens to techno! -Now let's go-

[Dragonman855]

At 7/30/07 08:55 PM, Legionnaire-X wrote: haha opinions.

Awww, look at them, pretending that their opinion matters.

[TOEZ]

At 7/30/07 08:56 PM, snayk wrote: ALSO - You hate techno and this is your favorite audio submission? I don't see any musical or comedic value to that piece of audio.

Good point. It's a win if he doesn't have anything to say about it. Most likely it IS.

[vigilante1111]

yeah techno sucks, industrial is way cooler

[<deleted>]

I sort of like techno, but it is not worse than rap, rap is the shittiest type of music to curse this planet.

[beeryayghost]

At 7/30/07 08:59 PM, TOEZ wrote:

At 7/30/07 08:56 PM, snayk wrote: ALSO - You hate techno and this is your favorite audio submission? I don't see any musical or comedic value to that piece of audio.

Good point. It's a win if he doesn't have anything to say about it. Most likely it IS.

What, just because I happen to to rant about how I HATE techno, I can enjoy a song or two? And I replied!

OH SHI-

[klopatng]

At 7/30/07 08:49 PM, beeryayghost wrote: Im serious. Techno is crap. Crappier than rap, emo, etc...

Then onto the artists.
Daft Punk: some fags with only a one-hit wonder to their name.

I take it you've only listened to one song then?

[HailFire]

Open your mind.

[snayk]

At 7/30/07 09:02 PM, beeryayghost wrote: What, just because I happen to to rant about how I HATE techno, I can enjoy a song or two? And I replied!

OH SHI-

Yeah you HATE TECHNO (as shown through your favorite song - pic below). The thing is, you've got to learn to accept that people have different tastes.

The song sucks, by the way. That is shit techno.

[Sekhem]

Techno is for the most part repetitive shit.

as for Daft Punk, two second loops?

[SizZlE666]

Obviously someone's never been to the audio portal.

[TeethCollector]

Well, the only people who dance to techno are high...

But I like Darft Punk.

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[Minion777]

OH GOD THE GUN ITS IN MY MOUTH OH LORD TECHNO FUCKKKKKK IM PULLING THE TRIGGER

[Slapdamonkeyaz]

Only two good songs are techno songs.

This is Sparta remix.
And the other is my personal opinion so i am not going to post the name so you (mumbles off)

[Smokey651]

You sir..... are gay.

That is all.

[Legionnaire-X]

hahaha more opinions!

Seriously , stop pressuring your opinions on people. Its like like reading what you say will change the way they view music.