I Gave My Cousin Aids.
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"You may call me sick, but I am sexually attracted to my fifteen year old female cousin, and would do anything to get her in the sack."
Alas, that's what I said a week ago. I now go back on these words like a fat man goes back on cake, for it has caused too much drama to even comprehend.
I did stick it in her, but it came at a price. I never knew I had been carrying, but it was certain after I had shot my load. She became hairy, and started sweating uncontrollable amounts. She defecated herself, and screamed in agony. I for one was turned on by this, and started fucking her more. Mostly in her shit covered asshole since I am a scat freak.
And then, just like that; she died. I didn't realise until about ten minutes after, when I noticed gas kept erupting out of her whenever I slammed it in.
I told her parents, they were quite shocked. An autopsy was made, to which I was told by the surgeon she died of AIDS, and that I gave it to her. Being the sort of guy I am, I masturbated and then jizzed in his eye. Seeing his eye puff up and explode made me feel warm inside.
But I only have a few more years to live, and then the AIDS will take my life. So as you can imagine, I am kind of pissed off; fucking crusty bellend.
I did it for the lulz:
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hmmmmm....that was a slightly sickening story....
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You forgot to add "And they lived happily ever after" To that.
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That was win. but wait, you jizzed in hi seye and it exploded? wtf? you better hope they finish pokemon online before you die.
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At 7/30/07 03:42 PM, Blitzkid67 wrote: You forgot to add "And they lived happily ever after" To that.
He can't. Cause he'll die in a few years.
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What the Fuck?!?! you screwed your cousin!?
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At 7/30/07 03:45 PM, DuckClown wrote: I was expecting bel-air.
You think bel-air would be on my mind!?
I did it for the lulz:
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Was any of that supposed to make sense?
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Maybe your the one who can finally answer my question. Burnzoid, can you pay the rent with AIDS?
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Everybody in my family is immune to AIDS! So Im good.
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At 7/30/07 03:50 PM, IndyKid500 wrote: Maybe your the one who can finally answer my question. Burnzoid, can you pay the rent with AIDS?
No, the rent can only be paid with money.
I did it for the lulz:
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haha that story wass pretty funny and sick good thing ur not dieing for a couple more years ull get to play halo 3!!!!
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At 7/30/07 03:52 PM, Burnzoid wrote:At 7/30/07 03:50 PM, IndyKid500 wrote: Maybe your the one who can finally answer my question. Burnzoid, can you pay the rent with AIDS?No, the rent can only be paid with money.
Thank you burnzoid, I can die a happy man now.
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I hope you realized he was kidding. I realized a quarter of a way in.
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Waaaay inaccurate... But it was funny... Kind of.
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it was funny but there are too many facts concluding that its not true
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At 7/30/07 03:59 PM, bananamansam wrote: it was funny but there are too many facts concluding that its not true
What the fuck was I meant to do? Lie about it in order for it to look genuine?
I did it for the lulz:
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Since your burnzoid, i will let this topic slide.
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For fuck sake how could you not know you had aids and why the fuck would anyone in the right fucking mind would want to fuck their cousin...? Oh wait, that would be you.
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