Egg-spress yourself! Eggers!

[Glaiel-Gamer]

So in the comics section of my news paper, there's a little column called "Egg-spress yourself", and a little doodle with the word "EGGERS" underneath in bubbly letters. Basically little kids draw someone shaped like an egg and use the word "egg" to make a cheap pun out of who they drew.

For example (or as the newspaper writes, EGGS-Ample), draw donald trump as an egg, then title it "Don-EGG Trump".

Also, apparently if you get selected they color your picture for you. I'll let you draw yours with color though. And they can be as offensive and tastless as you want.

Anyway I'm sure you fellow newgrounders can do a lot better than these little kids, so i'm leaving you with this thread.

Bonus points if you send them your picture, and even more bonus points if you get an offensive one printed. Here's their address (they're too retro to have an email or a website apparently):

Eggers
(name of your newspaper)
P.O. Box 21132
West Palm Beach, FL 33416

If eggers aren't in your newspaper, just use mine, "Sunday Republican". You probably have to include your name and age somewhere, don't give your real age if you want better chances of being printed.

I'll start with my craptasticular drawing.

[test-object]

tegg-obegg?

[The-Swain]

Joseph StalEGG

[High-off-cheese]

I'm Glaiel Gamers brother :)

[Glaiel-Gamer]

At 7/30/07 11:04 AM, High-off-cheese wrote: I'm Glaiel Gamers brother :)

congratulations >_>

[Black-Ops]

Here we go. I'd appreciate it if you give me destructive criticism.

[crazerfish50]

At 7/30/07 11:29 AM, Black-Ops wrote: Here we go. I'd appreciate it if you give me destructive criticism.

stop drawing :D

[Imacow]

Originality -5

[Glaiel-Gamer]

At 7/30/07 11:39 AM, Imacow wrote: Originality -5

you need to title it

Weggble and bob

[Mogly]

Kentucky, 'fried egg'.
or Kentucky friend chickegg.

[BitmapPirate]

Did anyone notice that this thread has been blessed by The-Swain? The freakin' Swain?!

[ALBQjew]

is this bad enough to Americans?

[AustinBreed]

My girlfriend's idea. :3

[Basset-Hound]

Meh I did not try hard enough drawing it.

[Glaiel-Gamer]

At 7/30/07 01:23 PM, BitmapPirate wrote: Did anyone notice that this thread has been blessed by The-Swain? The freakin' Swain?!

we're buds

[Monkey-Boy]

I call it 'Egg'

[homor]

egg-birham licon!

[cmkinsac]

why is everyone here putting age 11, 9, or lower? I doubt you are that age very much. (at least 12)

[cmkinsac]

oh, crap. I didnt read that last part. Redone:

[cmkinsac]

At 7/30/07 10:51 PM, PrinceFlea wrote: EggoDemon

WTF? How did the quality of the pic get that badly raped? Change some publishing quality settings or something.

[Frolikyn]

I hate eggs...

[InkyBoy]

egg-splosion!

Haha... um, yeah.

[dilson]

its EGG-HOWARD!!! (you have to be australian)

[MiddleFingerRings]

Hmmm. Yeah, alright. Eat this Swainy-boy! :3

[MiddleFingerRings]

? I did another. Respond people!

[Glaiel-Gamer]

At 7/31/07 04:27 AM, MiddleFingerRings wrote: Hmmm. Yeah, alright. Eat this Swainy-boy! :3

Lol ownage.

There were a bunch i thought up that i'm too lazy to do myself like child porneggrophy and nine eggleven an eggbortion

[Farplane]

Well... I tried. Sorry for apocolypic quality...

[j-peng]

Check this pimp out.

[Glaiel-Gamer]

bump

[Killer-DuK]

Its David Sp-egg!