I do not care.

[hammerhead84]

I don't. I simply just don't. Here are some things I don't care about.

1. Your "funny" kids
(p.s. Yes I know I'm a kid myself but I am ranting about the parents in this situatoin)

Simply turn on America's Funniest Home Videos. You'll notice that most of the videos are videos of babies or toddlers doing something that normal babies and toddlers do (like making a nervous face at some electrionic toy) but instead getting a barrel of laughs from the audience.

Parents, I do not care if you think your toddler and/or baby is funny and different than all the rest. Turn around and look at it for 30 minutes and you'll notice there is nothing special, not atleast until they are at least able to distinguish real humor from stupid G rated humor. G rated humor can be a good thing in the hands of Disney and Pixar, but not in the hands of overly Christian or Mormon families who just get a real kick out of mediocrity. Yippie for the whole world, your baby can fall down, so can every other one so stop shitting yourself and go to a comedy club, and please, the comedy club at your church does not count.

They're on the web too.

Hey, parents, do NOT post a picture of your kids/wedding/family event that I could care less about on flickr. 1, nobody cares, we do not know anyone in the picture, we do not feel anything when looking at the picture, there is no place for it there. 2, congratulations, you've just posted a picture of little Timmy on the web. Oh, and by the way, there's such a thing as a predator (some 48 year old guy named Huggles42) on Flickr that would be happy to track your IP address and meet your funny kids in the park for an autograph. Get off the web and go your next church event. Your kids are not funny.

2. Your lifestyle

Everyone on the internet has seen someone act like an asshole. These people usually type things like, "I would totally kick your ass" or somehow state that they are this stereotype of a cool person. This stereo type includes:

I'm drunk all the time

I party all the time and I don't care

I smoke weed and I'm just so out of it

Wow, look at what a dumbass I am, I'm a regular, modern day, Peter Griffin

Monkeys can fly

[Insert monkey joke here]

I'm atheist and hardcore

[Insert mass amount of swearing mixed by bad typing or leet speak, caps lock is optional]

Listen asshole, unless you have irrefutable proof that your are all those things and not that big fat f**k that spends time playing World of Warcraft (obesity in a CD) then you better revoke every single word because this is not the way to go. Why don't you spend time creating something, like the wonderful folks that have artistic or musical ability. You are better off doing that than just hiding behind anonymity on the net.

3. Linkin Park. Period.

You can't possibly think that this is acceptable music can you? It isn't as bad ass as you think it is. Listen to the words of Crawling in my Skin, it states that your precious idol, Chester Bennington (the singer) can't get rid of his wounds. Poor baby, get over it. Where is your bad ass idol now. Go ahead, go to youtube and search Linkin Park, you'll find over 139,000 videos that have to do with linkin park. Search numb and you'll find 34,100 videos. Most of which are AMV's (Anime Music Video). This is how an Anime fan can express him/herself. Go listen to real music, now.

4. Defense Mechanism

Everyone has seen one. Such popular ones include: I know you are but what am I?, Takes one to know one, Hah!(in order to make your statement sound like complete bullshit). This rant will be short, just get a sense of humor or intelligent thoughts of your own and try origionality on for size.

5. Feminist

Booyah, the last one, Feminism. Listen, if you want equal rights and pay, that's fine. Equal however, means this:

e·qual·i·ty [i-kwol-i-tee]
-noun, plural -ties.
1. the state or quality of being equal; correspondence in quantity, degree, value, rank, or ability.
2. uniform character, as of motion or surface.
3. Mathematics. a statement that two quantities are equal; equation.
[Origin: 1350-1400; ME < L aequ%u0101lit%u0101t- (s. of aequ%u0101lit%u0101s). See equal, -ity]

-Synonyms 1. equivalency, parity, correspondence, sameness; justice, fairness, impartiality.

This means that you can pay for dinner, you can wait on the Titanic while I get on the lifeboat, and you can open the door your own self. When you do that and not demand special treatment for being a woman, then we're equal. For now, I think starving people in parts of Africa and South America would kill for your lifestyle so stop bitching and deal with it. A woman was killed when getting an abortion... ummm... how about checking your doctor's background before you throw yourself in his care. This happens with women AND men with dentists and doctors as well, this is why there are licenses given and records filed.

To make it simple, I just don't care. So stop it... now.

[Grammar-Nazi]

Well aren't you just full of angry opnions tonight.

[L4K3R]

I dont care about your pointless rantings. and im sure not many people do too.

[McStarry]

At 7/30/07 05:21 AM, hammerhead84 wrote: I don't. I simply just don't. Here are some things I don't care about.

:: 3. Linkin Park. Period.

I lol'd.

[Thesuit11]

At 7/30/07 05:22 AM, L4K3R wrote: I dont care about your pointless rantings. and im sure not many people do too.

L4k3r are you pissed because you probaly can't rant worth a rat's ass?I thought his rant was awsome almost godley.

[davidofmk771]

Oky dokey.

[Grammar-Nazi]

At 7/30/07 05:33 AM, Thesuit11 wrote:

At 7/30/07 05:22 AM, L4K3R wrote: I dont care about your pointless rantings. and im sure not many people do too.

L4k3r are you pissed because you probaly can't rant worth a rat's ass?I thought his rant was awsome almost godley.

Because ranting is an important skill needed in everyday life.

[Thesuit11]

Because ranting is an important skill needed in everyday life.

Yeah it is...Your just mad because your queer.

[Lorkas]

A wall of text lol.

[tom12262]

you know somethin else, we dont care either, so why do you care so much to tell us you dont care, even though we dnt care either, attention seeker if you ask me

[Advent-Sinner]

You don't care...so you wrote all this about them? Makes sense.

[codeguy95]

3. Linkin Park. Period.

You can't possibly think that this is acceptable music can you? It isn't as bad ass as you think it is. Listen to the words of Crawling in my Skin, it states that your precious idol, Chester Bennington (the singer) can't get rid of his wounds. Poor baby, get over it. Where is your bad ass idol now. Go ahead, go to youtube and search Linkin Park, you'll find over 139,000 videos that have to do with linkin park. Search numb and you'll find 34,100 videos. Most of which are AMV's (Anime Music Video). This is how an Anime fan can express him/herself. Go listen to real music, now.

dude you dont know anything about linkin park dude go watch a reveiw with them, as you can see, their a bunch of jokers who just do that emo stuff so people would listen to it. dude get a life read a book get all your info before you post on ng! linkin park=a pack of jokers simple plan=some normal guys three days grace is in fact emo just alot of people dont know about three days grace... differences between you and me... 1. i like emo music 2.i dont post crappy stuff like this because i know what kinda shitheads are running around new grounds 3.im better than you

[Theslav]

At 7/30/07 05:21 AM, hammerhead84 wrote: 3. Linkin Park. Period.:
You can't possibly think that this is acceptable music can you? It isn't as bad ass as you think it is. Listen to the words of Crawling in my Skin, it states that your precious idol, Chester Bennington (the singer) can't get rid of his wounds. Poor baby, get over it. Where is your bad ass idol now.

O.k. they suck ass but you cant say that there the worst band with the worst lyrics. Listen to proper emo music.... THAT is sucky

Go ahead, go to youtube and search Linkin Park, you'll find over 139,000 videos that have to do with
linkin park. Search numb and you'll find 34,100 videos. Most of which are AMV's (Anime Music
Video). This is how an Anime fan can express him/herself. Go listen to real music, now.

Oh no there is lots of videos on youtube on one topic. CALL THE POLICE

[McStarry]

At 7/30/07 05:44 AM, Grammar-Nazi wrote:

At 7/30/07 05:42 AM, Thesuit11 wrote:

Because ranting is an important skill needed in everyday life.

Yeah it is...Your just mad because your queer.

Said the fabbot.

"I hate these filthy neutrals, Kif! With enemies, you know where they stand, but with neutrals-who knows. It sickens me."

[POIZIN]

your one of the few that can put up a nice rant

[SirSeraphdeFallen]

your name wouldnt happen to be lewis would it? i can see him saying something like this.

[codeguy95]

"spam! who's spamming?" "its the great white hammerhead84" "ill get you hammerhead84!"

spamming is either speaking all in caps typing a letter or word more than three times or typing useless info. so go get a life you hippy hugging tree {and i meant to say hippy hugging tree he he} because no one else on ng spams because we are civilized {kinda civilized, correction} and go take you complaining elsewhere because you just how you described linkin park, and dont call on me for spamming because i described spamming above USEFULL INFO!

[Cheekyvincent]

i seem to have read the first 20 words and got bored like when i read harry potter and the goblet of fire...

[hijackreaper]

At 7/30/07 05:21 AM, hammerhead84 wrote: 3. Linkin Park. Period.

Linkin Park has perdiods? HOLY SHIT!

[UberKuri]

Hey. Calm the fuck down.

[Syphonik]

I was with you until you bashed Linkin Park, one of my favorite bands.

[sharingankakashi13]

At 7/30/07 05:50 AM, codeguy95 wrote:

:Emo Rant.

Dammit you made the LP fan mad!

D:

[Evark]

I've yet to not enjoy a Linkin Park song. Except "What I've Done" as edited into the end of Transformers. C'mon... it didn't fit at all.

I find your opinions to be wholly uninteresting. You hate all these things, so apparently you DO care. That's the ultimate "I'm a badass on the internet" way of doing things (I don't give a shit, hey look at me and how little of a shit I give). So you also appear to be pretty hypocritical at the moment. And you've advertised it.

[Xavon]

I do not care.

[hammerhead84]

At 7/30/07 05:50 AM, codeguy95 wrote: 3. Linkin Park. Period.

You can't possibly think that this is acceptable music can you? It isn't as bad ass as you think it is. Listen to the words of Crawling in my Skin, it states that your precious idol, Chester Bennington (the singer) can't get rid of his wounds. Poor baby, get over it. Where is your bad ass idol now. Go ahead, go to youtube and search Linkin Park, you'll find over 139,000 videos that have to do with linkin park. Search numb and you'll find 34,100 videos. Most of which are AMV's (Anime Music Video). This is how an Anime fan can express him/herself. Go listen to real music, now.

dude you dont know anything about linkin park dude go watch a reveiw with them, as you can see, their a bunch of jokers who just do that emo stuff so people would listen to it. dude get a life read a book get all your info before you post on ng! linkin park=a pack of jokers simple plan=some normal guys three days grace is in fact emo just alot of people dont know about three days grace... differences between you and me... 1. i like emo music 2.i dont post crappy stuff like this because i know what kinda shitheads are running around new grounds 3.im better than you

Listen here you arrogant little fuck. It's people like you who opose people on a forum either just for meritable concern, or just for the sheer cool points. First off, I typed that rant in 20 minutes because I had free time. I HAVE a life, I just had gotten back from a pool party that same day. Secondly, don't treat Newgrounds like some big final show where everything has to be perfect, because from the look of your sentence structure, you didn't do much before posting here either. Third, what do you mean by your better than me? What makes you better? Is is the fact that you have the audacity to post such garbage in reply to a rant? Do you have absolutely any way to prove that you are? Incase you do, mail a 3x5 index card to my ass, and I'll follow up with you shortly.

[NoodleWizard]

Am I the only person who thinks this guy should be praised??

[Dragonos]

At 7/30/07 03:04 PM, NoodleWizard wrote: Am I the only person who thinks this guy should be praised??

Yes.

Quite frankly this big rant was a big waste of time on your part and noone will care once this thread is lost to the depths of page 4.

Trust me. I rant all the time too. Young children don't have the same attention span as us.

[freeway8989]

Yeah, as the title suggests, I don't care either.

[hammerhead84]

At 7/30/07 03:07 PM, Dragonos wrote:

At 7/30/07 03:04 PM, NoodleWizard wrote: Am I the only person who thinks this guy should be praised??

Yes.

Quite frankly this big rant was a big waste of time on your part and noone will care once this thread is lost to the depths of page 4.

Trust me. I rant all the time too. Young children don't have the same attention span as us.

Well congratulations asshole you just bumped it up to the front with that post. Looks like it's not going to page 4 as soon as you thought

[IndyKid500]

At 7/30/07 05:50 AM, codeguy95 wrote:
dude you dont know anything about linkin park dude go watch a reveiw with them, as you can see, their a bunch of jokers who just do that emo stuff so people would listen to it.

Even if thats true, its just as bad.

:dude get a life read a book get all your info before you post on ng!

He posts on Newgrounds? What an honor!

:linkin park=a pack of jokers simple plan=some normal guys three days grace is in fact emo just alot of people dont know about three days grace...

Riiiiight. Not many people know about 3 days grace. Who all here has heard the song kryptonite?

:differences between you and me... 1. i like emo music

This makes your opinion stupid and unimportant.

2.i dont post crappy stuff like this because i know what kinda shitheads are running around new grounds

So you don't post things that suck.....because we suck?

3.im better than you

You sir, are better then no man.